Must... resist... a... bump...crap

Gozer the traveler. The Destructor. And its pre chosen forms, a large and moving Torb, and the giant Sloar, are what we are calling today, NIBIRU. Planet X. The planet of crossing.

Kewl eh.



DANA
Why don't you tell me now?

PETER
Well, okay. I found the name Zuul for you. The name Zuul refers to a demi-god worshipped around 6000 BC by the - what's that word?

DANA
Hittites.

PETER
Hittites, the Mesopotamians and the Sumerians.

DANA
reading PETER's notes
Zuul was the minion of Gozer. What's Gozer?

PETER
Gozer was very big in Sumeria. Big guy.

DANA
Well, what's he doing in my icebox?

PETER
I'm working on that. If we could get together Thursday night, I'm thinking nine-ish, you know, we could exchange information.
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Central Park
LOUIS has become Vinz Clortho. He runs around talking to himself.

LOUIS
I am the Keymaster! The Destructor will come, the Traveler! The Destroyer! Gatekeeper!
approaches a horse on a wagon
I am Vinz. Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer, Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the Sebouillia. Are you the Gatekeeper?
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EGON
Vinz, you said before you were waiting for a sign. What sign are you waiting for?

LOUIS
Gozer the Traveler! He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the Rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveler came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the Third Reconciliation of the Last of the Meketrex Supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!
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WINSTON
Hey, Ray. Do you remember something in the Bible about the last days, when the dead would rise from the grave?

RAY
I remember Revelation 7:12. And I looked, as he opened the sixth seal, and behold, there was a great earthquake, and the sun became as black as sackcloth. And the moon became as blood.

WINSTON
And the seas boiled and the skies fell.

RAY
Judgment Day.

WINSTON
Judgment Day.

RAY
Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world.

WINSTON
Myth? Ray, has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason we've been so busy lately is because the dead have been rising from the grave?
long pause
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Temple of Zuul
Voice of GOZER sounds.

GOZER
Subcreatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveler, has come! Choose and perish!

RAY
What do you mean, choose? We don't understand!

GOZER
Choose! Choose the form of the Destructor!

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