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Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove

 
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Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
he will not allow selfish people in the US.

you may have any kind of heat that the brothers
in the ghetto have, so we can feel their pain.
together.
Ladën x Lou

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11/03/2008 01:12 PM
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
lmao
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
Link?

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11/03/2008 03:15 PM
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
another racist idiot.
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11/03/2008 03:23 PM
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
mccain said anyone making over 1million a year will get
50 middle income people to be their slaves
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
Link?
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
mccain said anyone making over 1million a year will get
50 middle income people to be their slaves
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 536261


ahem

so will they be fed and clothed, and get to live in the house with the rich person?
Sireen-reborn

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11/03/2008 03:28 PM
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
I just found out this weekend that corn is actually cheaper than the wood pellets for those stoves now!

Damn near impossible to find wood pellets now.


Oh wait...that wasn't your point was it op?
anything after 'but' is bullshit!

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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
Just let him try to get my wood stoves.I have 3 and those suckers are heavy.Plus I have lots of guns.
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
mccain said anyone making over 1million a year will get
50 middle income people to be their slaves


ahem

so will they be fed and clothed, and get to live in the house with the rich person?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 509737


No they will be told to live in the barn with the other animals.
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11/03/2008 03:36 PM
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
A lot of people thinking how nice it would be if this guy catches a few bullets. Millions of people have died for the freedoms we have. I don't think he'll last if he starts trying to be a dick-tator. Wont be long even the black guys will be wanting to shoot him!
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
well,
if the electric rates have to go up,
and Obama said that, i didn't,

then,
if you have a heating alternative to electric,
and city dwellers do not,
at least those who do not have gas,
then there will be an unfair situation.

it will not be fair for you to have
an alternative to electric heat.

it will place an unfair burden upon the city dwellers.
so your stove has to go.
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
prepare to downsize the heated rooms in your home .Clear large sheet of plastic inside window frame and secured will stop drafts and cold spots in any room and keeps room warmer..many are moving tv s to kitchens and staying warm in big kitchens using stove top with really huge speghitti pot of very slow boiling water with lid slightly ajar. .rather than heating rest of home..heating bills up north are insane..electric blankets help.and a space heater for bath times works well...folks are tighening belts even hanging clothing on plastic hangers loosely in closets on hangers to dry over time......saves them a bundle ..
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
electric oil filled heaters work for us.
our bill is tolerable.
and we don't run the dryer.
and you learn to wear sweaters,
which an amazing amount of US teens cannot comprehend.
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
he will not allow selfish people in the US.

you may have any kind of heat that the brothers
in the ghetto have, so we can feel their pain.
together.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 492806



How about dung fires? That work for him?
Evil Twin

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11/03/2008 03:58 PM
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
How about dung fires? That work for him?
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Everyone making over $100,000 per year will be required to contribute to the communal dung pile.
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
How about dung fires? That work for him?

Everyone making over $100,000 per year will be required to contribute to the communal dung pile.
 Quoting: Evil Twin



ET, have you got a suggestion
for the site of CDP ?
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
mccain said anyone making over 1million a year will get
50 middle income people to be their slaves
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 536261


I'm not giving up half my slaves for any body!!!
Evil Twin

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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
How about dung fires? That work for him?

Everyone making over $100,000 per year will be required to contribute to the communal dung pile.



ET, have you got a suggestion
for the site of CDP ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 492806

Whitehouse lawn?
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
"DROP THE LOG GRANDPA- UP AGAINST THE WALL. FREEZE! STOVE SQUAD, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR POSSESSION OF FIREWOOD"
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
coming to your town
the official CDP, Communal Dung Pile

not to be confused with GDP, George's Dung Pile

any vacant mall, shopping center, Kmart, Target, etc
will do nicely

be sure to leave your contribution in a clearly marked
area close to an entrance, where other patriotic
citizens can find it
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
"DROP THE LOG GRANDPA- UP AGAINST THE WALL. FREEZE! STOVE SQUAD, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR POSSESSION OF FIREWOOD"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 474766



hmmm...
that's too close to being believable, scary.
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
He will never get my cast iron wood stoves....









I will hit him with my cast iron skillet!
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
"DROP THE LOG GRANDPA- UP AGAINST THE WALL. FREEZE! STOVE SQUAD, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR POSSESSION OF FIREWOOD"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 474766



will you need a permit to buy an axe?
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
How about dung fires? That work for him?

Everyone making over $100,000 per year will be required to contribute to the communal dung pile.
 Quoting: Evil Twin


That means that 40% of the populace will get shit for doing nothing!
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
How about dung fires? That work for him?

Everyone making over $100,000 per year will be required to contribute to the communal dung pile.


That means that 40% of the populace will get shit for doing nothing!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 478838



now that's funny. get "shit" for nothing, at the dung pile.
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
"DROP THE LOG GRANDPA- UP AGAINST THE WALL. FREEZE! STOVE SQUAD, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR POSSESSION OF FIREWOOD"



will you need a permit to buy an axe?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 492806



No only preban axes will be allowed. They may not be longer than 41" and must have rubber heads.
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
old guys will be selling axes out of their car trunks.
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
prepare to downsize the heated rooms in your home .Clear large sheet of plastic inside window frame and secured will stop drafts and cold spots in any room and keeps room warmer..many are moving tv s to kitchens and staying warm in big kitchens using stove top with really huge speghitti pot of very slow boiling water with lid slightly ajar. .rather than heating rest of home..heating bills up north are insane..electric blankets help.and a space heater for bath times works well...folks are tighening belts even hanging clothing on plastic hangers loosely in closets on hangers to dry over time......saves them a bundle ..
 Quoting: anonymous 541530

clear huge sheet of plactic over intire window secured well to cover even the whole window and frame 1 inch air space from window should be allowed...,and yes it does hold heat in very well.stops cold spots in any room. .keep the room much warmer.without added cost of storm windows..more insulation is a good thing...
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
old guys will be selling axes out of their car trunks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 492806



Hey buddy .....wanna buy an axe? Hardly used ....owned by a little old lady from Trenton. She only used it to weed the garden and frighten the children.
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Re: Obama to ban wood stoves, coal stoves, corn stoves, or any other kind of stove
prepare to downsize the heated rooms in your home .Clear large sheet of plastic inside window frame and secured will stop drafts and cold spots in any room and keeps room warmer..many are moving tv s to kitchens and staying warm in big kitchens using stove top with really huge speghitti pot of very slow boiling water with lid slightly ajar. .rather than heating rest of home..heating bills up north are insane..electric blankets help.and a space heater for bath times works well...folks are tighening belts even hanging clothing on plastic hangers loosely in closets on hangers to dry over time......saves them a bundle ..

clear huge sheet of plactic over intire window secured well to cover even the whole window and frame 1 inch air space from window should be allowed...,and yes it does hold heat in very well.stops cold spots in any room. .keep the room much warmer.without added cost of storm windows..more insulation is a good thing...
 Quoting: anonymous 541530



thanks,
i figured that those kits with the super thin plastic
that you heat with a hair dryer were too flimsy to work.
heavy plastic sounds good.

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