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Floating or Sinking Poop??? What it means???

 
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Floating or Sinking Poop??? What it means???
Dear Doctor ....
Hi! I'm a female teenager. I have always had nice floating BMs. Recently, I have been noticing a change. They are all sinking, and are a dark green in color instead of my normal brown. What does this mean?

Dr. Adams responds:
For the most part, it has to do with diet. A diet high in fats and oils will create BM's that float. The BM's from a high fat diet also may be bubbly or sudsy. On the other hand, a diet high in vegetables and soluable fiber will create heavy BM's that will sink.
What else can play a role in sinking or floating BM's? Certain diseases certainly can. Any disease that prevents the absorption of fat will create fatty floating BM's. A few that come to my mind are cystic fibrosis, chronic pancreatitis, bacterial overgrowth syndrome, biliary cirrhosis or stricture, and also after removal of the gallbladder (cholecystectomy)

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Re: Floating or Sinking Poop??? What it means???
This is interesting.... check it out next time it comes out.... Smile.... we are all FULL of Sx.... you know. LOL

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11/07/2008 06:33 PM
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Re: Floating or Sinking Poop??? What it means???
OP, not cool to respond to your own question! NOW, GO TO YOUR ROOM.
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Hi! I'm a female teenager.
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If I was into scat, I would be feeling sooo hot right now
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11/07/2008 06:41 PM
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Re: Floating or Sinking Poop??? What it means???
also it could simply be dehydration when it sinks......
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11/07/2008 06:48 PM
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Re: Floating or Sinking Poop??? What it means???
Too much gas in your system if it floats ... which means your pH is out of balance.

Check out pH balance, re acid/alkaline balance.
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11/07/2008 06:52 PM
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Re: Floating or Sinking Poop??? What it means???
Have you noticed that SPLENDA the sugar sub now has FIBER 2 grams in each packet.

I have noticed ... it is good thing.

Smile.

This is a bit stinky subject.

LOL tomato
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11/07/2008 06:59 PM
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I had a math teacher when I was in grade school that told us if your crap floats, you're healthy. And if it sinks you aren't eating right, so he claimed.

SDM
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I had a math teacher when I was in grade school that told us if your crap floats, you're healthy. And if it sinks you aren't eating right, so he claimed.

SDM
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He has it backwards... if it floats... you have too much OIL FATS.... put some oil in water... and you will be water sinks and oil floats to the top.

If it floats ... you are not digesting foods correctly.

Smile.

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