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I finally found a cure to a Coca Cola addiction

 
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11/08/2008 06:41 AM
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I finally found a cure to a Coca Cola addiction
Dental work...

I had to have my last stupidity (wizdom) tooth pulled a week ago. When one does that Coke is a bad idea as it can cause dry socket. Dry socket is the most pain you will ever feel. I know this due to nearly being crushed to death and having dry socket afterwards.

So the tooth was pulled last Friday morning. Tried coke on Wednesday and, oh my gawd, it was like so painful in my mouth. It burned everywhere. I almost spit it back out. Haven't had even so much as a desire to drink more. Even with the nearly half empty 2 liter bottle sitting next to me all day on the desk. Wasn't even tempted. Thought about giving it away or bringing it home for the wife to follow her alcohol with.


But in addition to Coke I have also had Dr. Pepper which is still too sweet and out because of it and Pepsi which still tastes nasty to me. So the tooth extraction may have been the end of soda rather than just Coke. I won't touch any other sodas already as they are all too sweet and I don't like sweet drinks with food much anymore.

And if you don't fear dry socket, get it so you can. Really you don't want it. Pain in your head is worse than one may think and worse than most other body parts.
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11/08/2008 06:54 AM
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Re: I finally found a cure to a Coca Cola addiction
If you keep gurgring pain goes away ....

Only cure for cocrotchcola addiction is drinking clean water ..

Than is nearly imposible as all bottled water is just filtered human piss! or recycled sewer water !

lol

cow
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11/08/2008 06:57 AM
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Re: I finally found a cure to a Coca Cola addiction
I got off coke and now I'm sucking on Powerade, I buy the powder and make my own. Funny but honest thing is I now have to wipe my arse two more times and my shit don't smell

as bad :)
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11/08/2008 07:08 AM
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Re: I finally found a cure to a Coca Cola addiction
my name is "Bill" and im a coca-cola addict anon

are there any less painful cures than that?
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11/08/2008 07:17 AM
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Re: I finally found a cure to a Coca Cola addiction
If you keep gurgring pain goes away ....

Only cure for cocrotchcola addiction is drinking clean water ..

Than is nearly imposible as all bottled water is just filtered human piss! or recycled sewer water !

lol

cow
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 545184


Happens I have drank more water this past week than the previous 10 years. I feel much better, sleep a bit better, feel more awake during the work day and piss about 100 times more than I did when I drank only coffee all day.

And I agree that all the bottled water is really recycled city water from somewhere and some is cleaned sewage in other cases. Evidenced by the fact that the pharmacy chemicals they recently found in city water supplies they even more recently said is also is the bottled water. Looks like my anti drug stance is useless. I get it in the water I drink so there is now no escape from the witchcraft which are drugs.


Bill the other addict, I don't know of any other cures. I will say however that for whatever reason, and the tooth extraction has been 100% painless so far, I didn't even get the "i need my coke" headaches while not having my daily fix.
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11/08/2008 07:27 AM
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Re: I finally found a cure to a Coca Cola addiction
I thought the OP was going to say "heroin".






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11/08/2008 08:12 AM
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Re: I finally found a cure to a Coca Cola addiction
Hi, my name is Sue. I am a Mountain Dew addict

I wish I could stop but I am weak. I have tried to break free but the store down the street keeps having sales. Is there a sponsor here for me to keep me straight?

drunk
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11/08/2008 08:32 AM
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Re: I finally found a cure to a Coca Cola addiction
Just saw on the CBS morning show that Coke is a tremendous drain cleaner. Forget the Drano. Coke will burn up and corrode away whatever's clogging your drain!
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11/08/2008 08:33 AM
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Re: I finally found a cure to a Coca Cola addiction
Hi, my name is Sue. I am a Mountain Dew addict

I wish I could stop but I am weak. I have tried to break free but the store down the street keeps having sales. Is there a sponsor here for me to keep me straight?

drunk
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 546248


Sue, Bill, Others who are addicts to sodas, we are not addicts to soda but to the caffeine in them. Caffeine addiction is broken by taking in less and less on an on going basis. You have to reduce how much you consume on a daily basis. This can be called a program where you determine how much you take in within any given amount of time and what you need to do to reduce that number. Do you drink less in a given time frame or do you force yourself to have some other type of drink in said time frame? both will work and I'm certain there are other approaches one could devise.

Eventually you move to a different caffeinated beverage altogether and continue reducing until you are off the drug completely. Then and only then are you free.

Just switching to less caffeinated drinks is not the answer. What you want is to break away from your caffeine addiction so someone else (a corporation in this case) doesn't have a hold on you and your money anymore.

Imagine what else you could do with all that Coke or Mt. Dew money. Got to be some good things you can do with it.

Hope this comes of some use to someone else. Hope everyone who reads this thread can begin to understand how bad this soda and caffeine addiction is and that through the advise of others on this thread can pull themselves away and break free.

Water...?
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11/08/2008 09:39 AM
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Re: I finally found a cure to a Coca Cola addiction
I switched from Pepsi to tea. You can brew it yourself for 3 cents a cups and tea is very healthy unless you dump sugar in it.
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11/08/2008 09:42 AM
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Re: I finally found a cure to a Coca Cola addiction
I switched from Pepsi to tea. You can brew it yourself for 3 cents a cups and tea is very healthy unless you dump sugar in it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 532040



Yes, and green tea is even better.
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11/08/2008 09:44 AM
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Re: I finally found a cure to a Coca Cola addiction
U SURE ITS NOT JUST A SUGAR ADDICTION
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11/08/2008 09:44 AM
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Re: I finally found a cure to a Coca Cola addiction
I fail to see how any thinking human being can willingly put that shit in their body. If it got you high, it would be a totally different story.
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11/08/2008 09:48 AM
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Re: I finally found a cure to a Coca Cola addiction
So, so glad I never liked soft drink. I've always prefered juice / water / tea.
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11/08/2008 09:56 AM
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Re: I finally found a cure to a Coca Cola addiction
I broke my Tonic water addiction by switching to straight Martinis...now I have an olive addiction to work on.
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11/08/2008 09:57 AM
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Re: I finally found a cure to a Coca Cola addiction
If you don't want to drink re-filtered human excrement water delivered by the local municipality you could always buy one of those cool atmospheric water generators. I want one but don't have the money right now...

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11/08/2008 10:02 AM
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Re: I finally found a cure to a Coca Cola addiction
Hello, I'm Bob, and I was a Pepsi addict.

I used to a bottle of 1.5-2.5 liters each day-day and a half.

I then managed to cut back to 1 bottle per week.

In the last 2 weeks I stopped drinking Pepsi and tried some Sprite. But then I relapsed and drank a bottle of Pepsi yesterday. The effect was powerful after that long pause that I was up almost all night.

Ask me a question.... nah, I'm kidding. No questions.
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