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Obama's hair will soon turn a nice shade of gray

 
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11/08/2008 08:29 PM
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Obama's hair will soon turn a nice shade of gray
Why do you think all the new President's hair turns white soon after taking office? Worrying about nuclear war with Russia? Worrying about the Jews getting fucked over by the Arabs? Poor working stiffs losing their jobs?

Hey-lll No! It's the information given to them in the Roswell files, and the knowledge of alien contact with Earth, and human harvesting, crop circles, etc...

They all have implants put in them that ensure they do what they're told, and to make sure they don't say anything they're not supposed to.

Of course, the rewards for compliance and cooperation are rich indeed. Let's just say that Obama's kids and grandkids will never have to worry about paying the bills. They will enjoy a very comfortable lifestyle for many years to come.
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11/08/2008 08:52 PM
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Re: Obama's hair will soon turn a nice shade of gray
Heard a funny theory about balding and graying men..
When man is born, his hair grows much like grass.. Searching for nutrients the roots dig deep.. If the hair has luck finding nutrients in the brain, the grey matter that is, the hair will turn grey.. BUT IF the hair cant find any brain matter, it just gets frustrated, like grass with no nutrients, dies and blows away in the wind ~ !! chuckle
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11/08/2008 08:55 PM
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Re: Obama's hair will soon turn a nice shade of gray
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