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Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??

 
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Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
Back in the day, there used to be green, pink, light blue toilet paper.

Now just the white stuff.

What happened??
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
I color my own
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
They do. Peach.
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
I color my own
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lol...seriously though, it used to match the rest of the bathroom.

miss those days.
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
They do. Peach.
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Really?

Who makes peach toilet paper?
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11/09/2008 05:51 PM
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Becuase who wants to stick dyes and artificial stuff up their poop shoot?

Seriously. just like having lemon scented toilet paper... i mean really WHATS THE POINT!
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
where do you people shop? we have all colors and even flowery paper....
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11/09/2008 05:52 PM
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
Back in the day, there used to be green, pink, light blue toilet paper.

Now just the white stuff.

What happened??
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Coloured toilet paper = ass itch.
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Why can't we buy white walled tires anymore?
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
Becuase who wants to stick dyes and artificial stuff up their poop shoot?

Seriously. just like having lemon scented toilet paper... i mean really WHATS THE POINT!
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Oh come on, do you really think the white stuff isn't dyed?
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
Back in the day, there used to be green, pink, light blue toilet paper.

Now just the white stuff.

What happened??
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Because the world is racist and only supports white toilet paper now.
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
Back in the day, there used to be green, pink, light blue toilet paper.

Now just the white stuff.

What happened??



Coloured toilet paper = ass itch.
 Quoting: molson


I don't remember that from all the years I used it.

I think your hemmoroids made your ass itch.
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
Back in the day, there used to be green, pink, light blue toilet paper.

Now just the white stuff.

What happened??



Because the world is racist and only supports white toilet paper now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 546345


lol

they need to make black T.P.!
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Vagoo's don't like dyes.

DUH lol
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11/09/2008 05:55 PM
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I thought for sure this was gonna be a racist thread.
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
Back in the day, there used to be green, pink, light blue toilet paper.

Now just the white stuff.

What happened??
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here you are use this..
[link to i362.photobucket.com]
Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny.
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
They do. Peach.

Really?

Who makes peach toilet paper?
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Wilkinsons (UK). Its sort of peachy orange. Peach or white. I think they are the only choices.
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
They do. Peach.

Really?

Who makes peach toilet paper?


Wilkinsons (UK). Its sort of peachy orange. Peach or white. I think they are the only choices.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 459297


I'm in the US, can you ship some over the pond??
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
Back in the day, there used to be green, pink, light blue toilet paper.

Now just the white stuff.

What happened??

here you are use this..
[link to i362.photobucket.com]
 Quoting: Nailer45


I'm scared to click..is it safe?
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11/09/2008 05:59 PM
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
Cause the dye is not good for the snatch.
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11/09/2008 06:00 PM
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
They do. Peach.

Really?

Who makes peach toilet paper?


Wilkinsons (UK). Its sort of peachy orange. Peach or white. I think they are the only choices.


I'm in the US, can you ship some over the pond??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 536497


They do deliver but not that far.

[link to www.wilkinsonplus.com]

They must describe it as 'warm natural' now.
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
Back in the day, there used to be green, pink, light blue toilet paper.

Now just the white stuff.

What happened??

here you are use this..
[link to i362.photobucket.com]


I'm scared to click..is it safe?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 536497

yes.
Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny.
Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
they should make black toilet paper, so that there is no descrimnation against blacks.
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
Back in the day, there used to be green, pink, light blue toilet paper.

Now just the white stuff.

What happened??



Coloured toilet paper = ass itch.


I don't remember that from all the years I used it.

I think your hemmoroids made your ass itch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 536497


My 'roids? i don't recall saying that i had hemmys.

Seriously, i read, maybe 20 years ago or more, that the dyes caused allergic reactions with some folks. I also read that the dyed paper did not break down as well in septic systems. Was it true, no idea.
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11/09/2008 06:06 PM
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
Cause the dye is not good for the snatch.
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Correct answer. You don't want a yeast infection due to blue TP!
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11/09/2008 06:08 PM
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
Cause the dye is not good for the snatch.



Correct answer. You don't want a yeast infection due to blue TP!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 339560


They dye the white stuff too.

It doesn't just come off the tree snow white ya know.
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11/09/2008 06:08 PM
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
I think they were concerned that the dyes were contributing to colon cancer.
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11/09/2008 06:11 PM
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maybe the colors were staining people's crotches?

You could have a rainbow skid mark in your undies!
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11/09/2008 06:12 PM
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
Cause the dye is not good for the snatch.



Correct answer. You don't want a yeast infection due to blue TP!


They dye the white stuff too.

It doesn't just come off the tree snow white ya know.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 536497


Yea, but come on, a little common sense here.
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11/09/2008 06:28 PM
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Re: Why don't they make COLORED TOILET PAPER anymore??
They should make brown toilet paper and scent it with "ode de toilet".

tomato
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11/09/2008 06:43 PM
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the dye gives women yeast infections....just like food coloring fucks your insides up

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