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I am Broke! Need Job! please help

 
xtrasolar
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11/09/2008 10:07 PM
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I am Broke! Need Job! please help
I am a web developer, for last couple of months I have no Job and about to broke on all side, please help.

Here is my work experience:

programming - php/mysql/ajax/
design - flash/photoshop
search engine optimization
custom scripting
ecommerce

my email is
duke@oneplanetone.com
Anonymous Coward
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11/09/2008 10:08 PM
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Mcdonalds is hiring
Anonymous Coward
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11/09/2008 10:09 PM
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check out DICE jobs

or craigslist

GLP should be your last choice
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11/09/2008 10:10 PM
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I am a web developer, for last couple of months I have no Job and about to broke on all side, please help.

Here is my work experience:

programming - php/mysql/ajax/
design - flash/photoshop
search engine optimization
custom scripting
ecommerce

my email is
duke@oneplanetone.com
 Quoting: xtrasolar 541379

i am sure you have checked this site out, but if you haven't check this out...

[link to www.dice.com]
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11/09/2008 10:10 PM
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Great news for you! Completely legit jobs (ft/pt and contract) and many posts for your type of credentials.
[link to virtualvocations.com]
xtrasolar (OP)
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11/09/2008 10:10 PM
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check out DICE jobs

or craigslist

GLP should be your last choice
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Thanks for the tips, Yes I am trying everywhere
Anonymous Coward
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11/09/2008 10:10 PM
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welcome to the party.
i have 40 dollars and i have to move out december 1st.
hang in there hf
Anonymous Coward
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11/09/2008 10:12 PM
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Sell your stuff and trim expenses. This is going to take awhile.
Focal Point

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11/09/2008 10:13 PM
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Mcdonalds is hiring
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Ive thought about that and similar easy type jobs to get some cash rolling in while unemployed.

I had an American Beauty deja vu. They look at my resume and forget it. When i look for something basic in my field which is hiring here and there. The typical "managers" wont hire me because my exp is better than theirs its a catch 22 believe me.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

-Robert A. Heinlein

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11/09/2008 10:15 PM
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Mcdonalds is hiring

Ive thought about that and similar easy type jobs to get some cash rolling in while unemployed.

I had an American Beauty deja vu. They look at my resume and forget it. When i look for something basic in my field which is hiring here and there. The typical "managers" wont hire me because my exp is better than theirs its a catch 22 believe me.
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Sometimes you have to downplay your experience. It's crazy, but true.
Anonymous Coward
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11/09/2008 10:19 PM
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OP - I was at a professional seminar and they were talking about this site as a popular job networking place. You will probably need to register. I will check it out myself. Good luck:


[link to www.linkedin.com]
LS

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11/09/2008 10:26 PM
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OP - I was at a professional seminar and they were talking about this site as a popular job networking place. You will probably need to register. I will check it out myself. Good luck:


[link to www.linkedin.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 491732

i use that site myself. i have a job now, but it is a great networking site for professionals.
Anonymous Coward
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11/09/2008 11:05 PM
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Professional Paid shill !!
Ask PacnGuy !!
chuckle
xtrasolar (OP)
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11/09/2008 11:33 PM
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Professional Paid shill !!
Ask PacnGuy !!
chuckle
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where and how to ask?
Anonymous Coward
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11/09/2008 11:41 PM
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go on ebay and make affiliate marketing sites.
im not joking.
go on ebay and do a search for finished auctions (advanced search) on "website" or "website business" or !internet business".

You can get up to $1000 per site.
Everyones looking at the moment.
Ive earned money doing it when ive been skint.
Anonymous Coward
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11/09/2008 11:47 PM
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go on ebay and make affiliate marketing sites.
im not joking.
go on ebay and do a search for finished auctions (advanced search) on "website" or "website business" or !internet business".

You can get up to $1000 per site.
Everyones looking at the moment.
Ive earned money doing it when ive been skint.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 546850



ie. set up a cpanel reseller account and put some sites up on your reseller account then sell them.

or you could set up a free hosting and sell that to someone who would use it as an advertising platform.

use "layered panel" its easy to use.

with 20k members you can sell it for about $15k after investing about $2k. (12gbfree.com sold for $25k with 33k members a few months ago)

theres all kinds of things someone with your experience could do.
Anonymous Coward
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11/09/2008 11:48 PM
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dont be suck a cry baby sheep...


I assume you can use linux??
Anonymous Coward
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11/09/2008 11:52 PM
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dont be suck a cry baby sheep...


I assume you can use linux??
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its worse than I thought, youre a dooooooomer arent you?

[link to oneplanetone.com]
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11/09/2008 11:59 PM
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go on ebay and make affiliate marketing sites.
im not joking.
go on ebay and do a search for finished auctions (advanced search) on "website" or "website business" or !internet business".

You can get up to $1000 per site.
Everyones looking at the moment.
Ive earned money doing it when ive been skint.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 546850
do you know any reputable online houses to pitch a domain portfolio for sale. I've got several domains (over 30) I want to move and some are individually extremely worthwhile, but I'd rather sell them as a package. To pay and have them each appraised would be not worth my time. I need the $ quick. Your feedback is appreciated.
captain bly the economic guy
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11/10/2008 12:02 AM
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as more are desperate; this is just one of many
JesseJohHavoc

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11/10/2008 12:02 AM
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Well,

I mean no offense by this, but if you are in trouble; you could start by GETTING OFF THE INTERNET and making the job search your new full time job. Even if you think you're too good to work at 7-11, you might have to until you get your grip back.

Trust me, I've seen many in your shoes; even if you want to search for a new net-based job, go out and get a job quickly before you spend too much time saying you're too good for it and fail.

1. Print 30 resumes
2. Hand one out to every place you can see
3. Search in your local community job listings
4. Make every phone call nessescary
5. Repeat.

Peace.
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xtrasolar (OP)
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11/10/2008 12:53 AM
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dont be suck a cry baby sheep...


I assume you can use linux??


its worse than I thought, youre a dooooooomer arent you?

[link to oneplanetone.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 546850


yes we all are, it is GLP addiction,
xtrasolar (OP)
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11/10/2008 12:58 AM
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go on ebay and make affiliate marketing sites.
im not joking.
go on ebay and do a search for finished auctions (advanced search) on "website" or "website business" or !internet business".

You can get up to $1000 per site.
Everyones looking at the moment.
Ive earned money doing it when ive been skint.



ie. set up a cpanel reseller account and put some sites up on your reseller account then sell them.

or you could set up a free hosting and sell that to someone who would use it as an advertising platform.

use "layered panel" its easy to use.

with 20k members you can sell it for about $15k after investing about $2k. (12gbfree.com sold for $25k with 33k members a few months ago)

theres all kinds of things someone with your experience could do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 546850


Yes I have a reseller account where I have some sites but what kind of sites you are talking about
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2008 01:30 AM
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Well,

I mean no offense by this, but if you are in trouble; you could start by GETTING OFF THE INTERNET and making the job search your new full time job. Even if you think you're too good to work at 7-11, you might have to until you get your grip back.

Trust me, I've seen many in your shoes; even if you want to search for a new net-based job, go out and get a job quickly before you spend too much time saying you're too good for it and fail.

1. Print 30 resumes
2. Hand one out to every place you can see
3. Search in your local community job listings
4. Make every phone call nessescary
5. Repeat.

Peace.
 Quoting: JesseJohHavoc


fuck that!
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2008 01:38 AM
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Re: I am Broke! Need Job! please help
I am a web developer, for last couple of months I have no Job and about to broke on all side, please help.

Here is my work experience:

programming - php/mysql/ajax/
design - flash/photoshop
search engine optimization
custom scripting
ecommerce

my email is
duke@oneplanetone.com
 Quoting: xtrasolar 541379



Can you do yard work?

I also need a driver.


nw
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11/10/2008 01:42 AM
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Re: I am Broke! Need Job! please help
I am a web developer, for last couple of months I have no Job and about to broke on all side, please help.

Here is my work experience:

programming - php/mysql/ajax/
design - flash/photoshop
search engine optimization
custom scripting
ecommerce

my email is
duke@oneplanetone.com



Can you do yard work?

I also need a driver.


nw
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 540838


1rof1
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2008 02:54 AM
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Now is the time you need to file a lawsuit against any and all persons who contributed to your poverty, because you certainly didn't do it to yourself, did you.
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2008 03:25 AM
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Good luck OP!

Don't ever lower youurself to working at mcdonkeyland - Go on welfare first.
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2008 03:38 AM
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Re: I am Broke! Need Job! please help
I am a web developer, for last couple of months I have no Job and about to broke on all side, please help.

Here is my work experience:

programming - php/mysql/ajax/
design - flash/photoshop
search engine optimization
custom scripting
ecommerce

my email is
duke@oneplanetone.com
 Quoting: xtrasolar 541379


Do you live in the US? Do you live in the bay area? Do you have a portfolio of web sites you've done? How long have you been doing it?

I have more work than I can deal with at the moment with two side contracts and a full time job. not that I'm giving any away, but I'm saying there's work out there to be had.

Learn the facebook REST API - lots of work there. Check out rentacoder and other sites. Learn Javascript until it's your primary language. Learn YUI, Prototype.js, Dojo, etc.
OwlTalking

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11/10/2008 10:11 AM
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You sound like a young feller, I think the military has work.
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