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What Kind of Cruel Joke is Neopolitan Ice Cream?

 
Anonymous Coward
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What Kind of Cruel Joke is Neopolitan Ice Cream?
You think you are going to get a little vanilla?,

No, your not, your going to get some strawberry mixed in it, totally ruin it.

You think you want to get a little chocolate? Nooooo think again

What kind of cruel joke were they playing on us?, whoever invented this?

And whoever gets the last bit from the carton is really out of luck, strawberry, chocolate, vanilla all mixed together, doesn't taste like anything.
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11/10/2008 11:11 PM
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Re: What Kind of Cruel Joke is Neopolitan Ice Cream?
Buy three cartons and MIX them! See what a genius you are.


NOT!
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11/10/2008 11:14 PM
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its supposed to be cut into slices, from the end of the carton.... just like spumoni.... if that's the major bitch of your life, you got it pretty fucking sweet pal....
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Re: What Kind of Cruel Joke is Neopolitan Ice Cream?
You think you are going to get a little vanilla?,

No, your not, your going to get some strawberry mixed in it, totally ruin it.

You think you want to get a little chocolate? Nooooo think again

What kind of cruel joke were they playing on us?, whoever invented this?

And whoever gets the last bit from the carton is really out of luck, strawberry, chocolate, vanilla all mixed together, doesn't taste like anything.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 548236


I hate that shit. Old people love it though.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


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Re: What Kind of Cruel Joke is Neopolitan Ice Cream?
You think you are going to get a little vanilla?,

No, your not, your going to get some strawberry mixed in it, totally ruin it.

You think you want to get a little chocolate? Nooooo think again

What kind of cruel joke were they playing on us?, whoever invented this?

And whoever gets the last bit from the carton is really out of luck, strawberry, chocolate, vanilla all mixed together, doesn't taste like anything.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 548236

LOL
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Re: What Kind of Cruel Joke is Neopolitan Ice Cream?
You think you are going to get a little vanilla?,

No, your not, your going to get some strawberry mixed in it, totally ruin it.

You think you want to get a little chocolate? Nooooo think again

What kind of cruel joke were they playing on us?, whoever invented this?

And whoever gets the last bit from the carton is really out of luck, strawberry, chocolate, vanilla all mixed together, doesn't taste like anything.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 548236




wow... you must have a real tough life. the rest of us are all worried about the supposed "next great depression", the upcoming domination of man-kind by the NWO, and the threat of the end of the world all the while your bitching bout your damn ice cream thats mixed together.


wow.

































but seriously though... i hate Neopolitan too. goddamn bullshit ice cream.
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Re: What Kind of Cruel Joke is Neopolitan Ice Cream?
Agreed. Neopolitan is to ice cream as circus peanuts is to candy.

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11/10/2008 11:31 PM
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Re: What Kind of Cruel Joke is Neopolitan Ice Cream?
Worst ice cream flavor ever.
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Re: What Kind of Cruel Joke is Neopolitan Ice Cream?
Agreed. Neopolitan is to ice cream as circus peanuts is to candy.

tdown
 Quoting: MuadDib987



lol... circus peanuts!!! who ever the fuck invented those things as well as candy corn needs to get a black hood slipped over their dome then dragged out to the back and executed.

was that shit like "the great depression era candy" or something?
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and so it begins....







yes, as OP I understand the frivilous nature of my rant.

Just needed to say something friviolus to help process all the bad news and such going on in the world.
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Re: What Kind of Cruel Joke is Neopolitan Ice Cream?
This thread smacks of ice cream racism.
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11/10/2008 11:38 PM
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Re: What Kind of Cruel Joke is Neopolitan Ice Cream?
This is the best post ever! that ice cream does suck.
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Re: What Kind of Cruel Joke is Neopolitan Ice Cream?
How about cotton candy ice cream? LIke the flavor, but the ice cream pisses me off. Gets my senses all mixed up and confused. Creamy cotton candy?
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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Re: What Kind of Cruel Joke is Neopolitan Ice Cream?
lol... circus peanuts!!! who ever the fuck invented those things as well as candy corn needs to get a black hood slipped over their dome then dragged out to the back and executed.

was that shit like "the great depression era candy" or something?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 545329


That was the funniest thing from the movie "Bubba Hotep". . .the commentary on the DVD was done by the King hisself, and in that scene where he and "JFK" are raiding the candy drawer, Elvis says "Now, see, that ain't very true-to-life, there. I don't care much fer chocolate; I always liked circus peanuts."
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Chocolate covered pretzel ice cream pretty much sucks ass too.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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Re: What Kind of Cruel Joke is Neopolitan Ice Cream?
ya... pretzels and ice cream just dont go together.

fawk that chunky monkey sheeeeyot!
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11/10/2008 11:51 PM
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Re: What Kind of Cruel Joke is Neopolitan Ice Cream?
An Ice Cream Sandwich made from thick pieces of Belgian Waffle and Vanilla Bean ice cream. blink
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11/10/2008 11:54 PM

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Re: What Kind of Cruel Joke is Neopolitan Ice Cream?
The WORST is when they don't even get the neopolitain right and they have the chocolate and strawberry touching each other without the vanilla buffer.

I once killed a man with a spork for serving me that shit.
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ya... pretzels and ice cream just dont go together.

fawk that chunky monkey sheeeeyot!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 545329


Cheescake either for some reason. You would think it would. But I got a cheesequake Blizzard from DQ and it tasted like crap. To sour, to grainy, even "wheaty."
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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Re: What Kind of Cruel Joke is Neopolitan Ice Cream?
You think you are going to get a little vanilla?,

No, your not, your going to get some strawberry mixed in it, totally ruin it.

You think you want to get a little chocolate? Nooooo think again

What kind of cruel joke were they playing on us?, whoever invented this?

And whoever gets the last bit from the carton is really out of luck, strawberry, chocolate, vanilla all mixed together, doesn't taste like anything.


I hate that shit. Old people love it though.
 Quoting: Jackinthebox


I'm 69 and I hate the shit too.
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Re: What Kind of Cruel Joke is Neopolitan Ice Cream?
The WORST is when they don't even get the neopolitain right and they have the chocolate and strawberry touching each other without the vanilla buffer.

I once killed a man with a spork for serving me that shit.
 Quoting: IllumiNaughty


LMFAO
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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The WORST is when they don't even get the neopolitain right and they have the chocolate and strawberry touching each other without the vanilla buffer.

I once killed a man with a spork for serving me that shit.
 Quoting: IllumiNaughty


omg, you're my hero :D

"Vanilla buffer". . .LOL
Please pray for me: I used to be a Good Christian™, until I got a hold of some kind of fruity "love" bullshit and decided I need to be less harsh on people.
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Re: What Kind of Cruel Joke is Neopolitan Ice Cream?
You think you are going to get a little vanilla?,

No, your not, your going to get some strawberry mixed in it, totally ruin it.

You think you want to get a little chocolate? Nooooo think again

What kind of cruel joke were they playing on us?, whoever invented this?

And whoever gets the last bit from the carton is really out of luck, strawberry, chocolate, vanilla all mixed together, doesn't taste like anything.


I hate that shit. Old people love it though.


I'm 69 and I hate the shit too.
 Quoting: The Professor 385883


My great-grandma used to love that shit. Always gave it to us. But she would be well over a hundred today.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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Re: What Kind of Cruel Joke is Neopolitan Ice Cream?
You think you are going to get a little vanilla?,

No, your not, your going to get some strawberry mixed in it, totally ruin it.

You think you want to get a little chocolate? Nooooo think again

What kind of cruel joke were they playing on us?, whoever invented this?

And whoever gets the last bit from the carton is really out of luck, strawberry, chocolate, vanilla all mixed together, doesn't taste like anything.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 548236



I'm with you, Op. I never liked it either.
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Re: What Kind of Cruel Joke is Neopolitan Ice Cream?
The WORST is when they don't even get the neopolitain right and they have the chocolate and strawberry touching each other without the vanilla buffer.

I once killed a man with a spork for serving me that shit.
 Quoting: IllumiNaughty



Nobody would convict you for that. You were justified.
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Re: What Kind of Cruel Joke is Neopolitan Ice Cream?
neopolitan is my favorite, besides chocolate chip

it tastes like a chocolate covered strawberry! (unless it melts too much, then its all over)
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This is why I give up smoking weed - Overly preoccupied with the trivia.
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Re: What Kind of Cruel Joke is Neopolitan Ice Cream?
neopolitan is my favorite, besides chocolate chip

it tastes like a chocolate covered strawberry! (unless it melts too much, then its all over)
 Quoting: Hillcrest


Okay, but why the vanilla then? I'd rather have some strawberry ice cream with some hot fudge. Or some vanilla with strawberry topping. I even hate those stupid little cups with half vanilly and half choclate. But for some reason I am mesmerized by Black and White cookies. Never could decide which half I like better. But at least they don't melt together.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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The WORST is when they don't even get the neopolitain right and they have the chocolate and strawberry touching each other without the vanilla buffer.

I once killed a man with a spork for serving me that shit.



Nobody would convict you for that. You were justified.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 548063



Yeah, as soon as the cops heard what happened , they're all like "no biggie, don't sweat it. we understand." It was cool. They helped me hide the body.
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