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URI GELLER To Call UFOS LIVE On German TV Today !!!!

 
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11/15/2008 08:33 AM
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URI GELLER To Call UFOS LIVE On German TV Today !!!!
Uri Geller live, three “Aliens” and no UFOs


At least that’s what I expect from the show “Uri Geller live – Ufos & Aliens: The incredible TV experiment” on Saturday Nov 15, 2008 at 20:15 on ProSieben (Germany). For the guests can be labeled “aliens” in a way:

mysticism eccentric and (as ProSieben calls her) “world star” Nina Hagen – who really can be called “not of this world”;
Ancient astronaut dreamer and “Swiss success author” Erich von Däniken – in his “theories” also floating a little too high above reality (and also, being Swiss, an alien in Germany);
and “The Next Uri Geller” winner Vincent Raven – with his really alien performances.
Well then, as I did for the magic shows with Geller’s gibberish called “The Next Uri Geller” I will have a look at this concoction (and hopefully survive it) and report live or at least shortly after the end of the show, maybe with an intermediate update or two. (Though the English version will probably take a little more time.)

ProSieben writes about this show (all quotes my translations):

Uri Geller doesn’t doubt the existence of extraterrestrials:
“All my life I believed in ufos and aliens. Everyone should look up to the sky in a cloudless night and ask himself: Is it really possible that we’re alone? I think nobody can tell.”

The chief spoon bender, however, forgets to distinguish between life somewhere in space and actual visits here on earth – he probably thinks that everything is “just around the corner” and can be reached easily.

See also: » Proof and faith issues and the strange thoughts of Uri Geller.

In a unique experiment, he wants to try to establish contact

That’d better be null-ique – certainly it won’t be an experiment that deserves this name, but instead the next of Geller’s dumbing of the masses. With an audience in the millions. Where “The Next Uri Geller” still had the somewhat entertaining magic tricks from the contestants, this show can only become some kind of “freak show”…

Together with the audience, the world-famous mystifier will send messages over a radio telescope into space. What will be the replies?

None. At any rate, not in the next few years. Anything else can only be tricks. The TV DIGITAL magazine writes about this teensy-weensy problem (emphasis mine, translation too):

In 1974, the astrophysicist Frank Drake in Arecibo sent a message towards the star cluster M 13. However it will only arrive there in 20000 lightyears[sic!]. Since Uri Geller doesn’t want to wait that long, he will rely not only on radio waves in the show, but also other means: “I need the viewers’ assistance”, the mentalist living in England says. “With the collective power of our thoughts, we will be able to establish contact. This has never been tried before.”

Never tried before? Geller indeed came up with a new trick after all those years?? A miracle! But probably all that’s new is that it’s pretended aliens instead of people who are the pretended telepathy transceivers.

But no matter how they will stage that, I had received the true greetings from the aliens back in September – thanks to spacetime loops.

Let’s have Erich von Däniken give the last word (from an interview in the TV DIGITAL):

You believe, like Uri Geller, that aliens exist. When will we be able to meet the aliens?
“The Maya in Central America have given a date for the return of their gods, i.e. the extraterrestrials. If you believe in this calendar, then it’s December 21, 2012. But you have to convert their date to our calendar. A very insecure thing.”
What a luck for you, for you could be nailed down to it otherwise, couldn’t you?
“Yes, and then everybody says: Neener-neener! [Ätschbätsch!]”

Which is also what all these guys can say whenever they find more people who believe their balderdash…

2008/11/15 - 15th November: Germany, Austria, Switzerland: PRO7 - Uri Geller – LIVE; UFOs - Aliens two and a half hour Special

[link to cimddwc.net]

[link to www.prosieben.de]
Anonymous Coward
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11/15/2008 08:38 AM
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Re: URI GELLER To Call UFOS LIVE On German TV Today !!!!
Uri only has to log onto GLP every Saturday afternoon to contact aliens via ZetaTalk.
HH
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11/15/2008 08:45 AM
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Please look into Uir geller's past expecially his work with "The Nine". There are not many sources relating to his 70's work as he became convinced that the intially powerful seeming entities were in fact 'cosmic pransters'....

Read, digest and seed.
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11/15/2008 09:08 AM
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what kind of stupid article is that? give us the hard facts.
Anonymous Coward
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11/15/2008 09:08 AM
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hmm ok the original is in german
Sinister Key
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11/15/2008 09:18 AM
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True story.

About 10 years ago, I lived in south Manchester, UK.

One night, I returned from work to my flat and found that the front-door key (a brass Yale-type key) was bent at about a 30-degree angle.

I had to bend it back into shape by placing it between two paving stones and forcing it to bend. It took considerable effort.

I learned the next day that spoon-meister Uri had been in town giving a performance the previous evening.

Coincidence, or something more ... ?

screamdamned
gus
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11/15/2008 09:29 AM
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holy shit! nina hagen is a full-time conspiracy theorist, check out her blog: [link to ninahagen.beeplog.de]
E. T.
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11/15/2008 10:28 AM
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Phone Home!

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11/15/2008 11:01 AM
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Phone Home!

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GO home!

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