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Turtles Knows b-day party... WOO HOO! Another Scorpion!

 
Beingsouthern

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*LOL*

Hey Scorp!
Now how did I know you Would appreciate such a fine work of art?
Nice, huh? ;)

Heyyyyyyy, CC~! *tight hug*
Beingsouthern

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11/18/2008 10:41 PM
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It finally came through!!!!!!

:yfowuy70wg:
 Quoting: **Scor~Pios**

Ohhhhhhhhh...nice, Scorp!
That's remarkable!
I have a corset and paddle "just" like the ones in that pic. ;)
*chuckle*
Paradigm

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I just PMed SHR to see if he could un bann her.

Poor guy probably has a tonne of requests already
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**Scor~Pios**

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11/18/2008 10:42 PM
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*LOL*

Hey Scorp1
Now how did I know you Would appreciate such a fine work of art?
Nice, huh? ;)

Heyyyyyyy, CC~! *tight hug*
 Quoting: Beingsouthern

ohyeah Good to see you. I was going to ask where you been but you already answered,lol.
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When the government fears the people, there is liberty.'
Thomas Jefferson

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11/18/2008 10:43 PM
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I thought someone put a fucking fishing lure in the bottle.
Freaked me right the hell out.

Ahhh the magic widget! Cans taste better than bottles in my opinion plus they are 14 oz,lol

:topoff:
 Quoting: **Scor~Pios**

Yeah FUCK their widget.
I didn't know they put that shit in there.
Kind of like finding a condom in a Pepsi bottle.
I wigged out. They should put a big warning label on the bottle.
"Zero zero zero. Destruct. Zero"
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11/18/2008 10:44 PM
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I just PMed SHR to see if he could un bann her.

Poor guy probably has a tonne of requests already
 Quoting: Paradigm

LMAO! I think CC is off line right now walking Turtles through the steps to a work-around... sucks that it takes that long. It shouldn't, but it may have to do with Sergio or someone actually plodding through the guts of the thing and how it's written.
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It finally came through!!!!!!

:yfowuy70wg:

Ohhhhhhhhh...nice, Scorp!
That's remarkable!
I have a corset and paddle "just" like the ones in that pic. ;)
*chuckle*
 Quoting: Beingsouthern

I printed this out for hubbys birthday card,lol, he loved it.
Scor~Pios -AKA- Pit Viper

'When the people fear their government, there is tyranny;
When the government fears the people, there is liberty.'
Thomas Jefferson

Never underestimate the stupidity of the American people.

"It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." - Samuel Adams
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:spankingti:

Where can I get one of those?


I know just the place .. what is your size?

I have a conversion chart. wink

If it was for me, it would have to include high heels.


Take your male shoe size add two and youy have your woman's shoes size.

Now go to snaz75.com and pick out a CFM pumps with a 5" heel in Red!

I'm sorry this just turned all David Lynch on me.

That was me. I got timed out.


Wecan always do the Forced Feminization thingie but I charge for that wink
 Quoting: NikkiLaVey

Yeah, but do you charge half price for Shriners?
"Zero zero zero. Destruct. Zero"
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Paradigm

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11/18/2008 10:47 PM
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It finally came through!!!!!!

:yfowuy70wg:

Ohhhhhhhhh...nice, Scorp!
That's remarkable!
I have a corset and paddle "just" like the ones in that pic. ;)
*chuckle*
 Quoting: Beingsouthern


Well that just perked my :mescorp: side! chuckle
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Paradigm

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I just PMed SHR to see if he could un bann her.

Poor guy probably has a tonne of requests already

LMAO! I think CC is off line right now walking Turtles through the steps to a work-around... sucks that it takes that long. It shouldn't, but it may have to do with Sergio or someone actually plodding through the guts of the thing and how it's written.
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Ya SHR just replied saying that he made the request but has no idea when it will get taken care of.

Obviously delicate surgery is required
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NikkiLaVey

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11/18/2008 10:49 PM
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It's one I use for my art work.

Here is a picture I drew of my Mom with Corel Draw

:mom1004:

Wow! beautiful painting and woman. You are very good. I dont have an artistic bone in my body. It passed me and went to my mom and sis.


When I was young teachers beat the art out of me and years later I rediscovered it by the strangest of routes .. I tell ya about that some time.

Id love to hear the story.
 Quoting: **Scor~Pios**


What the heck!

I was designing databases over at SPAWAR (Naval Intell) as a civilian and we kept moving around at one point to get me on a powerful enough computer they put me on a graphics computer. In my spare time I started playing with the software and started doing some simple stuff for the Directorate. Well one day a contractor lost a presentation for congress all they had was one copy so they gave it to me to see if I could duplicate it. I made it better or so Adm. Witter said. a few weeks later I was moved to graphics.

When the command moved to the west coast I left and went to work for SETA Corp.
If we don't help each other who will

Dream the Good Dream,

Nikki
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I thought someone put a fucking fishing lure in the bottle.
Freaked me right the hell out.

Ahhh the magic widget! Cans taste better than bottles in my opinion plus they are 14 oz,lol

:topoff:

Yeah FUCK their widget.
I didn't know they put that shit in there.
Kind of like finding a condom in a Pepsi bottle.
I wigged out. They should put a big warning label on the bottle.
 Quoting: Joe Six Pack

LOL, you sound like my neighbor, his name is Joe,lol. Heres why its in there

A can of beer is pressurised by adding liquid nitrogen, which vaporises and expands in volume after the can is sealed, forcing gas and beer into the widget's hollow interior through a tiny hole—the less beer the better for subsequent head quality. In addition, some nitrogen dissolves in the beer which also contains dissolved carbon dioxide.

The presence of dissolved nitrogen allows smaller bubbles to be formed with consequent greater creaminess of the subsequent head. This is because the smaller bubbles need a higher internal pressure to balance the greater surface tension, which is inversely proportional to the radius of the bubbles. Achieving this higher pressure would not be possible with just dissolved carbon dioxide, as the greater solubility of this gas compared to nitrogen would create an unacceptably large head.

When the can is opened, the pressure in the can quickly drops, causing the pressurised gas and beer inside the widget to jet out from the hole. This agitation on the surrounding beer causes a chain reaction of bubble formation throughout the beer. The result, when the can is then poured out, is a surging mixture in the glass of very small gas bubbles and liquid.

This is the case with certain types of draught beer such as draught stouts. In the case of these draught beers, which before dispensing also contain a mixture of dissolved nitrogen and carbon dioxide, the agitation is caused by forcing the beer under pressure through small holes in a restrictor in the tap. The surging mixture gradually settles to produce a very creamy head.
Scor~Pios -AKA- Pit Viper

'When the people fear their government, there is tyranny;
When the government fears the people, there is liberty.'
Thomas Jefferson

Never underestimate the stupidity of the American people.

"It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." - Samuel Adams
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Re: Turtles Knows b-day party... WOO HOO! Another Scorpion!
It finally came through!!!!!!

:yfowuy70wg:

Ohhhhhhhhh...nice, Scorp!
That's remarkable!
I have a corset and paddle "just" like the ones in that pic. ;)
*chuckle*


Well that just perked my :mescorp: side! chuckle
 Quoting: Paradigm

:yu76:
Scor~Pios -AKA- Pit Viper

'When the people fear their government, there is tyranny;
When the government fears the people, there is liberty.'
Thomas Jefferson

Never underestimate the stupidity of the American people.

"It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." - Samuel Adams
Coolchick

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11/18/2008 10:50 PM
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I just PMed SHR to see if he could un bann her.

Poor guy probably has a tonne of requests already
 Quoting: Paradigm


Yes I already did all that lol I am letting her know as we go. She may be back on soon with a proxy we shall see..
I've dreamt so long..
I cannot dream anymore..
Beingsouthern

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11/18/2008 10:51 PM
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It finally came through!!!!!!

:yfowuy70wg:

Ohhhhhhhhh...nice, Scorp!
That's remarkable!
I have a corset and paddle "just" like the ones in that pic. ;)
*chuckle*


Well that just perked my :mescorp: side! chuckle
 Quoting: Paradigm

LOL

Yeah, it doesn't take much to get our motor going, does it?

;)

How are you, handsome?
NikkiLaVey

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11/18/2008 10:51 PM
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:spankingti:

Where can I get one of those?


I know just the place .. what is your size?

I have a conversion chart. wink

If it was for me, it would have to include high heels.


Take your male shoe size add two and youy have your woman's shoes size.

Now go to snaz75.com and pick out a CFM pumps with a 5" heel in Red!

I'm sorry this just turned all David Lynch on me.

That was me. I got timed out.


We Can always do the Forced Feminization thingie but I charge for that wink

Yeah, but do you charge half price for Shriners?
 Quoting: Joe Six Pack



I'm sure we can come to an arrangement wink
If we don't help each other who will

Dream the Good Dream,

Nikki
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*LOL*

Hey Scorp!
Now how did I know you Would appreciate such a fine work of art?
Nice, huh? ;)

Heyyyyyyy, CC~! *tight hug*
 Quoting: Beingsouthern


Hey chickie I am helping Turtles right now poor thang got the big ban! lol
I've dreamt so long..
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Joe Six Pack

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Yeah FUCK their widget.
I didn't know they put that shit in there.
Kind of like finding a condom in a Pepsi bottle.
I wigged out. They should put a big warning label on the bottle.

LOL, you sound like my neighbor, his name is Joe,lol. Heres why its in there

 Quoting: **Scor~Pios**

I was on their site a minute after I found the damn thing, and quickly discovered some psychotic bastard hadn't put some used anal device in the bottle before the beer was put in.

They need to warn people that there is something foreign in the damn bottle. That's all I'm saying. Almost gave me a heart attack.

I drank the rest of the beer with much joy after that.
"Zero zero zero. Destruct. Zero"
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Beingsouthern

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I just PMed SHR to see if he could un bann her.

Poor guy probably has a tonne of requests already


Yes I already did all that lol I am letting her know as we go. She may be back on soon with a proxy we shall see..
 Quoting: Coolchick

There you are, CC!
Hey, angel...were you able to get her fixed?
*hugs and a smooch on your sweet cheek*
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It's one I use for my art work.

Here is a picture I drew of my Mom with Corel Draw

:mom1004:

Wow! beautiful painting and woman. You are very good. I dont have an artistic bone in my body. It passed me and went to my mom and sis.


When I was young teachers beat the art out of me and years later I rediscovered it by the strangest of routes .. I tell ya about that some time.

Id love to hear the story.


What the heck!

I was designing databases over at SPAWAR (Naval Intell) as a civilian and we kept moving around at one point to get me on a powerful enough computer they put me on a graphics computer. In my spare time I started playing with the software and started doing some simple stuff for the Directorate. Well one day a contractor lost a presentation for congress all they had was one copy so they gave it to me to see if I could duplicate it. I made it better or so Adm. Witter said. a few weeks later I was moved to graphics.

When the command moved to the west coast I left and went to work for SETA Corp.
 Quoting: NikkiLaVey

WOW, that is a great story. You sound so smart(Naval Intell)
LOL, the only thing they would want from me is to watch me,lol.
Scor~Pios -AKA- Pit Viper

'When the people fear their government, there is tyranny;
When the government fears the people, there is liberty.'
Thomas Jefferson

Never underestimate the stupidity of the American people.

"It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." - Samuel Adams
Paradigm

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I just PMed SHR to see if he could un bann her.

Poor guy probably has a tonne of requests already


Yes I already did all that lol I am letting her know as we go. She may be back on soon with a proxy we shall see..
 Quoting: Coolchick


lol sorry, i passed out and am about 2 hours behind the banning. All i got was an e-mail and a call to action
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Joe Six Pack

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We Can always do the Forced Feminization thingie but I charge for that wink

Yeah, but do you charge half price for Shriners?



I'm sure we can come to an arrangement wink
 Quoting: NikkiLaVey

A convoy of old men on green motorcycles with Fezzes flapping in the wind? Surely there's a discount.
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Re: Turtles Knows b-day party... WOO HOO! Another Scorpion!
I just PMed SHR to see if he could un bann her.

Poor guy probably has a tonne of requests already

LMAO! I think CC is off line right now walking Turtles through the steps to a work-around... sucks that it takes that long. It shouldn't, but it may have to do with Sergio or someone actually plodding through the guts of the thing and how it's written.


Ya SHR just replied saying that he made the request but has no idea when it will get taken care of.

Obviously delicate surgery is required
 Quoting: Paradigm

Tihs!!! Sounds to me like they are using a bit archaic stuff, but not sure whom they have doing all their programming. May be da boss...
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Well bedtime for me!

Joe Six Pack I'll make sure there are fresh batteries in the Cattle Prod!

Dream the Good Dream My Friends
If we don't help each other who will

Dream the Good Dream,

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Yeah FUCK their widget.
I didn't know they put that shit in there.
Kind of like finding a condom in a Pepsi bottle.
I wigged out. They should put a big warning label on the bottle.

LOL, you sound like my neighbor, his name is Joe,lol. Heres why its in there


I was on their site a minute after I found the damn thing, and quickly discovered some psychotic bastard hadn't put some used anal device in the bottle before the beer was put in.


 Quoting: Joe Six Pack

Thats funny,
1234
Scor~Pios -AKA- Pit Viper

'When the people fear their government, there is tyranny;
When the government fears the people, there is liberty.'
Thomas Jefferson

Never underestimate the stupidity of the American people.

"It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." - Samuel Adams
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I just PMed SHR to see if he could un bann her.

Poor guy probably has a tonne of requests already


Yes I already did all that lol I am letting her know as we go. She may be back on soon with a proxy we shall see..

There you are, CC!
Hey, angel...were you able to get her fixed?
*hugs and a smooch on your sweet cheek*
 Quoting: Beingsouthern


Well LOL I have done what I can for now.. I am awaiting her response or maybe she will just pop up soon! LOL I will keep checking emails.
I've dreamt so long..
I cannot dream anymore..
Paradigm

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Re: Turtles Knows b-day party... WOO HOO! Another Scorpion!
It finally came through!!!!!!

:yfowuy70wg:

Ohhhhhhhhh...nice, Scorp!
That's remarkable!
I have a corset and paddle "just" like the ones in that pic. ;)
*chuckle*


Well that just perked my :mescorp: side! chuckle

LOL

Yeah, it doesn't take much to get our motor going, does it?

;)

How are you, handsome?
 Quoting: Beingsouthern


Just the slightest breeze chuckle

hf Very well thank you, and how is our beautiful southern dame doing this fine evening?
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Well bedtime for me!

Joe Six Pack I'll make sure there are fresh batteries in the Cattle Prod!

Dream the Good Dream My Friends
 Quoting: NikkiLaVey

40 Fezzed old men await your return.
Night.
"Zero zero zero. Destruct. Zero"
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Well bedtime for me!

Joe Six Pack I'll make sure there are fresh batteries in the Cattle Prod!

Dream the Good Dream My Friends
 Quoting: NikkiLaVey

Sleep tight, sleep well.....
Scor~Pios -AKA- Pit Viper

'When the people fear their government, there is tyranny;
When the government fears the people, there is liberty.'
Thomas Jefferson

Never underestimate the stupidity of the American people.

"It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." - Samuel Adams
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I just PMed SHR to see if he could un bann her.

Poor guy probably has a tonne of requests already


Yes I already did all that lol I am letting her know as we go. She may be back on soon with a proxy we shall see..


lol sorry, i passed out and am about 2 hours behind the banning. All i got was an e-mail and a call to action
 Quoting: Paradigm


Me too! LOL and, DunDun Duuuuun!! I swung into action too! lol
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