Turtles Knows b-day party... WOO HOO! Another Scorpion!

*LOL*

Hey Scorp!
Now how did I know you Would appreciate such a fine work of art?
Nice, huh? ;)

Heyyyyyyy, CC~! *tight hug*

Ohhhhhhhhh...nice, Scorp!
That's remarkable!
I have a corset and paddle "just" like the ones in that pic. ;)
*chuckle*

I just PMed SHR to see if he could un bann her.

Poor guy probably has a tonne of requests already

Good to see you. I was going to ask where you been but you already answered,lol.

Yeah FUCK their widget.
I didn't know they put that shit in there.
Kind of like finding a condom in a Pepsi bottle.
I wigged out. They should put a big warning label on the bottle.

LMAO! I think CC is off line right now walking Turtles through the steps to a work-around... sucks that it takes that long. It shouldn't, but it may have to do with Sergio or someone actually plodding through the guts of the thing and how it's written.

I printed this out for hubbys birthday card,lol, he loved it.

Yeah, but do you charge half price for Shriners?

Well that just perked my :mescorp: side!

Ya SHR just replied saying that he made the request but has no idea when it will get taken care of.

Obviously delicate surgery is required

What the heck!

I was designing databases over at SPAWAR (Naval Intell) as a civilian and we kept moving around at one point to get me on a powerful enough computer they put me on a graphics computer. In my spare time I started playing with the software and started doing some simple stuff for the Directorate. Well one day a contractor lost a presentation for congress all they had was one copy so they gave it to me to see if I could duplicate it. I made it better or so Adm. Witter said. a few weeks later I was moved to graphics.

When the command moved to the west coast I left and went to work for SETA Corp.

LOL, you sound like my neighbor, his name is Joe,lol. Heres why its in there

A can of beer is pressurised by adding liquid nitrogen, which vaporises and expands in volume after the can is sealed, forcing gas and beer into the widget's hollow interior through a tiny hole—the less beer the better for subsequent head quality. In addition, some nitrogen dissolves in the beer which also contains dissolved carbon dioxide.

The presence of dissolved nitrogen allows smaller bubbles to be formed with consequent greater creaminess of the subsequent head. This is because the smaller bubbles need a higher internal pressure to balance the greater surface tension, which is inversely proportional to the radius of the bubbles. Achieving this higher pressure would not be possible with just dissolved carbon dioxide, as the greater solubility of this gas compared to nitrogen would create an unacceptably large head.

When the can is opened, the pressure in the can quickly drops, causing the pressurised gas and beer inside the widget to jet out from the hole. This agitation on the surrounding beer causes a chain reaction of bubble formation throughout the beer. The result, when the can is then poured out, is a surging mixture in the glass of very small gas bubbles and liquid.

This is the case with certain types of draught beer such as draught stouts. In the case of these draught beers, which before dispensing also contain a mixture of dissolved nitrogen and carbon dioxide, the agitation is caused by forcing the beer under pressure through small holes in a restrictor in the tap. The surging mixture gradually settles to produce a very creamy head.

:yu76:

Yes I already did all that lol I am letting her know as we go. She may be back on soon with a proxy we shall see..

LOL

Yeah, it doesn't take much to get our motor going, does it?

;)

How are you, handsome?

I'm sure we can come to an arrangement

Hey chickie I am helping Turtles right now poor thang got the big ban! lol

I was on their site a minute after I found the damn thing, and quickly discovered some psychotic bastard hadn't put some used anal device in the bottle before the beer was put in.

They need to warn people that there is something foreign in the damn bottle. That's all I'm saying. Almost gave me a heart attack.

I drank the rest of the beer with much joy after that.

There you are, CC!
Hey, angel...were you able to get her fixed?
*hugs and a smooch on your sweet cheek*

WOW, that is a great story. You sound so smart(Naval Intell)
LOL, the only thing they would want from me is to watch me,lol.

lol sorry, i passed out and am about 2 hours behind the banning. All i got was an e-mail and a call to action

A convoy of old men on green motorcycles with Fezzes flapping in the wind? Surely there's a discount.

Tihs!!! Sounds to me like they are using a bit archaic stuff, but not sure whom they have doing all their programming. May be da boss...

Well bedtime for me!

Joe Six Pack I'll make sure there are fresh batteries in the Cattle Prod!

Dream the Good Dream My Friends

Thats funny,

Well LOL I have done what I can for now.. I am awaiting her response or maybe she will just pop up soon! LOL I will keep checking emails.

Just the slightest breeze

Very well thank you, and how is our beautiful southern dame doing this fine evening?

40 Fezzed old men await your return.
Night.

Sleep tight, sleep well.....

Me too! LOL and, DunDun Duuuuun!! I swung into action too! lol