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BREAKING! Santa lays off 200 elves, Butchers Rudolph to feed his family.

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Hawk-0
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11/18/2008 11:03 PM

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And to allllll... A good night! :)
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11/18/2008 11:05 PM
Re: BREAKING! Santa lays off 200 elves, Butchers Rudolph to feed his family.Quote

Can I have his red nose???
Hawk-0
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11/18/2008 11:09 PM
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Can I have his red nose???
 Quoting: ID10T

Sorry, little Jimmy Clause, thier nephew got dibs on it. That little prick. He is also getting a nintendo wii this year.
Hawk-0
User ID: 485253
11/18/2008 11:09 PM
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Can I have his red nose???
 Quoting: ID10T

Sorry, little Jimmy Clause, thier nephew got dibs on it. That little prick. He is also getting a nintendo wii this year.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 552773
11/18/2008 11:09 PM
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I would have butchered Prancer.

I never trusted that prick.
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11/18/2008 11:12 PM
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i bet reindeer tastes good. would have to travel wayyyy up north though to hunt
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Hawk-0
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11/18/2008 11:15 PM
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i bet reindeer tastes good. would have to travel wayyyy up north though to hunt
 Quoting: aaron_o.o

at least they got somehting to eat.
me
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11/18/2008 11:58 PM
Re: BREAKING! Santa lays off 200 elves, Butchers Rudolph to feed his family.Quote

You forgot to mention that Mrs Claus will now open up a cat house and turn those 200 elves into elvettes and hire them out for 'certain purposes' in order to raise money.
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11/19/2008 12:07 AM
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he will lose some weight at least ...
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Anonymous Coward
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11/19/2008 6:58 PM
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bump
Anonymous Coward
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11/19/2008 7:05 PM
Re: BREAKING! Santa lays off 200 elves, Butchers Rudolph to feed his family.Quote

Piss on satan claus
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 542303
11/19/2008 7:07 PM
Re: BREAKING! Santa lays off 200 elves, Butchers Rudolph to feed his family.Quote

Santa should have asked Paulson for a bailout.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 482097
11/19/2008 7:15 PM
Re: BREAKING! Santa lays off 200 elves, Butchers Rudolph to feed his family.Quote

it was only a matter of time that his scam outfit was outed...and rudolph (aka Rudolfo in the Bush Whitehouse) should have known they were only using him...north pole is the DC of the north
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 520854
11/19/2008 7:28 PM
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reindeer is great - had some in a Swedish restaurant in NY
The Professor
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11/19/2008 10:10 PM
Re: BREAKING! Santa lays off 200 elves, Butchers Rudolph to feed his family.Quote

The malingering red-nose deserved it, playing reindeer games when he should have been working.

He should have known he could be replaced by fog lights and a battery pack.

Oh well, at least Dasher and Dancer won't have to smell his reindeer derrière anymore.

And now the important question: who on GLP is going to be the first to rewrite the Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer song? It’s gotta be done before Christmas!!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 554928
11/19/2008 10:20 PM
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And to allllll... A good night! :)
 Quoting: Hawk-0


I gave ya 5 stars based on the headline alone Hawk-O!
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