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Jarf*cker had pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier

 
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Jarf*cker had pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier
Man caught with penis in pasta jar


BY STEPHEN RYAN
19/11/2008 12:59:00 PM
A MAN caught near Nobbys Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 kmh car chase, Newcastle Local Court heard yesterday.

Police drew their weapons when they suspected Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was armed.

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.

Weatherley, of Promontory Way, North Arm Cove, attracted attention parked in a no-stopping zone before noon on October 26.

Police believed Weatherley was doing something with his hands in his lap and thought that he might have a weapon.

Weatherley saw the police and drove away, despite them flashing their lights.

The chase lasted five to 10 minutes, with a top speed of just 20 kmh, before Weatherley was stopped at Centenary Drive, Newcastle. He refused to leave the car.

Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him.

They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.

Magistrate Elaine Truscott asked Weatherley, who represented himself, why he behaved the way he did.

He said he resisted police because he was trying to make himself "decent".

He was fined $600 for offensive behaviour and convicted of the other two offences without further action taken.

[link to www.theherald.com.au]
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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11/20/2008 01:10 AM
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Re: Jarf*cker had pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier
lmao

I'd wonder what the Jack Russell terrier was dong there?

Okay I won't go there....
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you know babe, i have to hand it to you, you come up with the best posts.... rofl
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Re: Jarf*cker had pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier
lmao

I'd wonder what the Jack Russell terrier was dong there?

Okay I won't go there....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 294313


It wasn't the jarfucking that made me laugh, it was the Jack Russell terrier...
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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Re: Jarf*cker had pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier
Oh, I thought this was about Jarha
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lmao

I'd wonder what the Jack Russell terrier was dong there?

Okay I won't go there....


It wasn't the jarfucking that made me laugh, it was the Jack Russell terrier...
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker

I'm getting a shirt made of what you just typed, Babe.
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jars need love too
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lmao

I'd wonder what the Jack Russell terrier was dong there?

Okay I won't go there....


It wasn't the jarfucking that made me laugh, it was the Jack Russell terrier...
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker


Maybe the terrier liked pasta sauce....eeewwww
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.....attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling". 1rof1
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jars need love too
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor


Just like benches.
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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.....attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling". 1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 357364

lmao

It just conjures up an image...three or 4 burly police guys wrestling with this guy with his dick stuck in a pasta jar....

lmao
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11/20/2008 01:17 AM
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Re: Jarf*cker had pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier
There's 1.5 million webpages of women doing the same thing, tho i don't condone it.
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11/20/2008 01:21 AM
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Re: Jarf*cker had pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier
In the PNW, most women are jars.

In Texas and other parts of the south, they are more like Ketchup bottles.

Why is that?
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Man caught with penis in pasta jar


BY STEPHEN RYAN
19/11/2008 12:59:00 PM
A MAN caught near Nobbys Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 kmh car chase, Newcastle Local Court heard yesterday.

Police drew their weapons when they suspected Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was armed.

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.

Weatherley, of Promontory Way, North Arm Cove, attracted attention parked in a no-stopping zone before noon on October 26.

Police believed Weatherley was doing something with his hands in his lap and thought that he might have a weapon.

Weatherley saw the police and drove away, despite them flashing their lights.

The chase lasted five to 10 minutes, with a top speed of just 20 kmh, before Weatherley was stopped at Centenary Drive, Newcastle. He refused to leave the car.

Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him.

They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.

Magistrate Elaine Truscott asked Weatherley, who represented himself, why he behaved the way he did.

He said he resisted police because he was trying to make himself "decent".

He was fined $600 for offensive behaviour and convicted of the other two offences without further action taken.

[link to www.theherald.com.au]
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker

This story would be even funnier if the guy had somehow fallen out of the shower and landed junk-first on the jar, and was simply attempting to get to it off himself...the jar off of his genitals, I mean. En route to the hospital, he was pulled over and taken to his home, where some innocent items (porn, stockings, dog) looked to be sick pleasure devices. That would make this the best story I could imagine.
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In the PNW, most women are jars.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 552087


are they Masons ???
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jars need love too


Just like benches.
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and cantaloupes
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jars need love too


Just like benches.



and cantaloupes
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 553932


and cucumbers !
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jars need love too


Just like benches.



and cantaloupes


and cucumbers !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 552273



ohhh my...
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unless a "homemade" sexual aid involves a washing machine, a washtub and a deep cycle battery with at least 60 cold cranking amps...oh and some donuts, it just ain't worth it.
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Bump for LOLs
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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jars need love too


Just like benches.



and cantaloupes
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 553932


and pipes.. and tables.. LOL guys r funny......
I've dreamt so long..
I cannot dream anymore..
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gives



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gives



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This is very important.
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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Bone jarring.
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Can't put a price on a good time.
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Re: Jarf*cker had pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier
I allways thought that the white stuff in the jars was mayonaise........
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Bone jarring.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 385788



good one
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Re: Jarf*cker had pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier
So, what's his username on GLP?
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Re: Jarf*cker had pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier
Maybe it was Ragu: "It's in there!"
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What was IN the jar that made it feel good for him??? scratching
anything after 'but' is bullshit!

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What was IN the jar that made it feel good for him??? scratching
 Quoting: Sireen-reborn


Meat sauce?

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