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BREAKING: OBAMA BLACK MAGIC RITUAL REVEALED

 
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BREAKING: OBAMA BLACK MAGIC RITUAL REVEALED
Complete details of President-Elect Barack Hussein Obama's secret black magic rituals are revealed for the first time. Buwat Matwabi, shaman of the Kenyan village Credo, has come forth with a warning for the Western world.
Matwabi says in a paper published in the IGN (International Glowplug News) Friday that the arning about Obama's secret involvement in African Black Magic comes too late for the world to do anything about it. Obama, says Matwabi, frequently holds Black Magic rituals and that the first since his election was held in the Oval Office in the White House with, now president, George Bush. It is reported Obama and Bush sat in a circle of sacraficed human ashes surrounded by ebony stones, burned wax effigies of their enemies and consumed raw tiger meat and raw lion meat while chanting dark and heavy black magic mantras. It was also reported that a lightening bolt split the warm and sunny day above the White House at the same time. Surveilance cameras recorded the ritual and the digital tapes were quickly confiscated by Bush handlers and replaced with videos of Bush and Obama conversing normally.
Matwabi added that eating raw tiger meat is considered the ultimate form of obtaining power in African folklore. It is said that one who partakes of raw tiger meat is unstoppable. It is also illegal to purchase or possess raw tiger meat anywhere in the world. Lion meat is readily available from lion ranches. Lion meat reportedly gives one brute force and stamina. It is also considered essential to black magic rituals summoning power in African tradition. An insider said a blood stain remains on the carpet in the Oval Office and was left there 'on purpose' as a reminder and warning to any who would challenge Obama's power. -article by rsc
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You fucking idiots believe everything you read, don't you?
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You fucking idiots believe everything you read, don't you?
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It's from the internet!!!!!
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You fucking idiots believe everything you read, don't you?


It's from the internet!!!!!
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It's got to be true!!!!
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the blood stains are from bush falling into the coffee table while choking on a pretzel.
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"you mean like democrats?"

that had me in tears i was laughing so hard
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11/21/2008 02:14 PM
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He carries around all kinds of voodoo trinkets and statues where ever he goes. He showed them to reporters during the primaries.
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