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Today is my birthday. My top 10 GLP secrets.

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SmartAss
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11/21/2008 8:33 PM

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Today I turn 34 years old. My infinite wisdom of 34 years led me to one certainty. Doom is always going to be tomorrow. But I keep chugging on thinking I will see some doom in my lifetime. And now, I'll rank what I believe is the summary of the best of GLP.

(please forgive any misspellings as I had a couple of the strongest long island iced teas I've ever had, thanks to Twiggy's)

10. Better chance that the earth will be hit by an asteroid than we find out any member of TPTB.

9. DIET has a better shot at predicting the stock market than EAT does at predicting earthquakes.

8. PACNWGUY and Pollyannuh are the same person with Bi-Polar disorder.

7. People will believe in the ramblings of John Titor despite almost every one of his predictions being wrong (not to mention people admitting to faking it).

6. Zeta are always wrong. Regardless of what anyone says, They've never been right and never will be.

5. Nesara is not real and will never come.

4. Aliens are not in contact with anyone and will never make themselves known to all.

3. The Beast in revelations is a person who is bred from the 7 races of the world. Once all races have merged into one, we will be the beast.

2. We are the lost civilization. We are the planet of life that God cast out of the portion of the universe that is abundant with life, and they have been seeking us for billions of years.

1. People who think they are being visited by aliens are actually being ass raped by dick cheney while in a trance.


But what do I know, I'm just a drunk who just turned 34.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.
What you do today just might burn your ass tomorrow.
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11/21/2008 8:34 PM
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realbeerr
As kids we think and feel like we are immortal but when we get older we realize how mortal we really are. Here today and gone tomorrow so make sure you make every moment count. We are not promised tomorrow

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SmartAss
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11/21/2008 8:36 PM
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cheers

Sucked on a lime tonight as well as the rind was yellow and green and wasn't sure if it was a lemon or lime. It was a lime.

CHEERS!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.
What you do today just might burn your ass tomorrow.
4by2 SubscriberModerator
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11/21/2008 8:45 PM
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Happy Birthday!!!

Here's a tune...


Me
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11/21/2008 8:46 PM
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birthday
Happy Birthday !
Why don't Presidents fight the war, why do they always send the poor.
You depend on our protection yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth.
War does not determine who is right ... but who is left.
LS
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11/21/2008 8:46 PM
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happy birthday!

i turned 34 on the 4th of this month!
Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2008 8:47 PM
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dasbier birthday
Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2008 8:48 PM
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and my oldest girl turns 28 today also.
Frigg Stuyvesant
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11/21/2008 8:50 PM
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happy birthday...
SmartAss
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11/21/2008 8:50 PM
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Happy Birthday!!!

Here's a tune...


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thanks for the song. French women are beautiful.



Thanks everyone. for the warm birthday wishes.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.
What you do today just might burn your ass tomorrow.
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11/21/2008 8:52 PM
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~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan

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