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Does our so called 'God' piss you off at times?

 
Daniel
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Does our so called 'God' piss you off at times?
I have had an NDE twice. I have met 'God' and 'Jesus'.

They asked me to do certain things in my life to help others. So I started out doing what they asked of me.

You know what i got in return? 8 years, yes thats 8 years of pain, miserable living conditions, zero job prospects, zero hope of any ability to live above the poverty line, I have to sell my belongings each month to make ends meet and my rented slum is falling down around my ears and I have hardly anything left to sell.

You know what? God has totaly and utterly taken the fucking piss, andf I quit. Thats right, the poor, the hungry, the needy, the sick can fuck off out of my face and die for all i give a fucking shit.

No longer will i take any bullshit to them, no longer will I 'lead my flock', because if it so damn important Jesus can get his fucking arse down here and do it his fucking self.

8 years of misery and not a glimmer of fucking hope that my life might just be worth a piece of shit at some point.

I don't want riches, but i do want to eat more than once every other fucking day.

So I say it now, loud and clear.

IF GOD WANTS WORK DONE HERE ON EARTH, HE CAN GET OF HIS FUCKING ARSE AND GET DOING IT HIS FUCKING SELF.

I QUIT.
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I have already told our "God" that I am not playing this stupid game anymore as well. "God" has Karma too.
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I have had an NDE twice. I have met 'God' and 'Jesus'.

They asked me to do certain things in my life to help others. So I started out doing what they asked of me.

You know what i got in return? 8 years, yes thats 8 years of pain, miserable living conditions, zero job prospects, zero hope of any ability to live above the poverty line, I have to sell my belongings each month to make ends meet and my rented slum is falling down around my ears and I have hardly anything left to sell.

You know what? God has totaly and utterly taken the fucking piss, andf I quit. Thats right, the poor, the hungry, the needy, the sick can fuck off out of my face and die for all i give a fucking shit.

No longer will i take any bullshit to them, no longer will I 'lead my flock', because if it so damn important Jesus can get his fucking arse down here and do it his fucking self.

8 years of misery and not a glimmer of fucking hope that my life might just be worth a piece of shit at some point.

I don't want riches, but i do want to eat more than once every other fucking day.

So I say it now, loud and clear.

IF GOD WANTS WORK DONE HERE ON EARTH, HE CAN GET OF HIS FUCKING ARSE AND GET DOING IT HIS FUCKING SELF.

I QUIT.
 Quoting: Daniel 556659



Oh how the dark entities who play the roles of our gods love to fuck with us!!

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Thanks Coolchick.

I really hope so because he deserves nothing short of a punt in the nuts for what he is playing at.

8 years of sheer misery and suffering for doing what HE asked me to do? thats not fair by any standards.

I mean it though - it has totaly destroyed my life, sees me in real deep financial shit, all because 'God' asked me to not chase riches and position but 'lead his people'.

You know, I even applied for seminary school and got turned down because i was too fucking poor!
Too fucking poor to be a priest? and yet God so called 'Almighty' asked me to do it so people would know salvation and Jesus.

WELL, FROM NOW ON 'GOD', YOU CAN GET OFF TYOUR FUCKING ARSE AND START DOING REAL WORK HERE ON EARTH, BECAUSE YOU CAN TAKE YOUR WISHES AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ARSE. LAZY FUCKING CUNT.
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Oh how the dark entities who play the roles of our gods love to fuck with us!!

___________
If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!

"There is no religion higher than TRUTH"

"The opposite of bravery is not cowardice but conformity"

Nothing is more dangerous, than trying to give truth to people, who are stuck in their ways...

"Whoever shall find out the true sense of the Book of Genesis ought to take care not to divulge it…If a person should discover the true meaning of it by himself, or by the aid of another, then he ought to be silent, or if he speaks he out to speak of it obscurely, in an enigmatical manner, as I do myself" - (Rabbi Moses Maimonides)

 Quoting: HardTruth


You know hardtruth, my life has been made a living misery because of what i was tasked to do. Not a scrap, not a shred, not a glimmer of help up out of poverty from the bastard and yet I spent 8 damn years doing everything in my power to help those in need, the sick, the poor, the unfortunate.

In return i have starved, been homeless, known real deep inner fear, and what help did I get ever? fuck all.

I QUIT. IF GOD WANTS WORK DONE, HER CAN GET OFF HIS LAZY ARSE AND DO IT HIMSELF. BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The empty vessel makes the greatest sound.
 Quoting: archaicyeoman


EMPTY??

No, I am tired, sick, poor, hungry, fed up, and so fucking pissed off i cannot even find a place to start.

I did every thing, every bloody thing asked of me. I went where he told me, i did what he tasked me, I travelled far across the country and it has landed me in the deepest most crippling poverty short of a box on the side walk.

If that is what the cunt who calls himself 'God' thinks is a fair deal, he can fuck off.

LAZY SHIT CAN DO HIS OWN FUCKING WORK.
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Thanks Coolchick.

I really hope so because he deserves nothing short of a punt in the nuts for what he is playing at.

8 years of sheer misery and suffering for doing what HE asked me to do? thats not fair by any standards.

I mean it though - it has totaly destroyed my life, sees me in real deep financial shit, all because 'God' asked me to not chase riches and position but 'lead his people'.

You know, I even applied for seminary school and got turned down because i was too fucking poor!
Too fucking poor to be a priest? and yet God so called 'Almighty' asked me to do it so people would know salvation and Jesus.

WELL, FROM NOW ON 'GOD', YOU CAN GET OFF TYOUR FUCKING ARSE AND START DOING REAL WORK HERE ON EARTH, BECAUSE YOU CAN TAKE YOUR WISHES AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ARSE. LAZY FUCKING CUNT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 556659


I dont believe in God as some big bearded guy with a booming voice that we have to "pray" to. I do believe in some sort of Universal spirit, just to clear that up.. but either way, I have already had a chat with this "spirit', not by looking "up" either. I speak across the table if anything these days. Been through too much shit to "look up" to anyone these days.
I just said, I have had enough of this, I aint playing, I want my reckoning, and you better straighten this out. You fucked up.
And you know what? It knows that.
I've dreamt so long..
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Oh and don't even start with the passage about worrying about food because 'God will feed me' bullshit.

The birds and the flowers don't worry about their next meal because they eat road kill and will pick through shit to get a seed out.

I had to walk eight miles, eight fucking miles to the shop and back for 5 tins of beans because i am too damn poor to get a bus and buy the food.

Those five tins have to last me a week. I live on less than 5 damn dollars a week after every thing else gets paid, AND I have to sell my damn possessions.#

GOD, YOU BASTARD! YOU ASKED, I DID. NOW LOOK AT ME! YOU FUCKING CUNT GET YOUR ARSE DOWN HERE AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF AND DO YOUR OWN FUCKING WORK YOU LAZY CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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And ppl who hold it all inside always blow up eventually.
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I just said, I have had enough of this, I aint playing, I want my reckoning, and you better straighten this out. You fucked up.
And you know what? It knows that.
 Quoting: Coolchick


I am going to say I will give that a try.

My life is absolutely destroyed, I am sinking into deeper and deeper poverty by the day, my health is destroyed, my future is so bleak it makes Dickens novels look cheery.

I just wasted the best 8 years of my life doing things that just made me sink deeper and deeper into the pit of poverty and despair for a grand total of zero, absolutely zero appreciation or glimmer of hope.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
 Quoting: archaicyeoman



I'm not flying into a rage Mr fortune cookie.

I am at my wits end with doing what i have been doing for eight years watching my life, health and future disintergrate into pieces because I did wat i was tasked to do.

8 long, hard, terribly poverty stricken years.For 'God'.

For nothing.

He wants it doing, he can get off his arse and do it himself.
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I just said, I have had enough of this, I aint playing, I want my reckoning, and you better straighten this out. You fucked up.
And you know what? It knows that.


I am going to say I will give that a try.

My life is absolutely destroyed, I am sinking into deeper and deeper poverty by the day, my health is destroyed, my future is so bleak it makes Dickens novels look cheery.

I just wasted the best 8 years of my life doing things that just made me sink deeper and deeper into the pit of poverty and despair for a grand total of zero, absolutely zero appreciation or glimmer of hope.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 556659


Yes. Stop asking. Tell it instead. Believe me this has taken me years to realize. I demand my reckoning. I have done. There is no reason to cower. Screw that anymore. Say what you need to have happen. I believe it is reasonable enough to know it has screwed up.
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Oh how the dark entities who play the roles of our gods love to fuck with us!!

___________
If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!

"There is no religion higher than TRUTH"

"The opposite of bravery is not cowardice but conformity"

Nothing is more dangerous, than trying to give truth to people, who are stuck in their ways...

"Whoever shall find out the true sense of the Book of Genesis ought to take care not to divulge it…If a person should discover the true meaning of it by himself, or by the aid of another, then he ought to be silent, or if he speaks he out to speak of it obscurely, in an enigmatical manner, as I do myself" - (Rabbi Moses Maimonides)



You know hardtruth, my life has been made a living misery because of what i was tasked to do. Not a scrap, not a shred, not a glimmer of help up out of poverty from the bastard and yet I spent 8 damn years doing everything in my power to help those in need, the sick, the poor, the unfortunate.

In return i have starved, been homeless, known real deep inner fear, and what help did I get ever? fuck all.

I QUIT. IF GOD WANTS WORK DONE, HER CAN GET OFF HIS LAZY ARSE AND DO IT HIMSELF. BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 556659


I empathize with ya!!

Having learned the secrets of genesis, I quit playing their games long ago, and my life has been the better for it, not to mention the freedom that comes along with it!!

And I agree, let the so called almighty do his own dirty work, if he is able!!

___________
If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!

"There is no religion higher than TRUTH"

"The opposite of bravery is not cowardice but conformity"

Nothing is more dangerous, than trying to give truth to people, who are stuck in their ways...

"Whoever shall find out the true sense of the Book of Genesis ought to take care not to divulge it…If a person should discover the true meaning of it by himself, or by the aid of another, then he ought to be silent, or if he speaks he out to speak of it obscurely, in an enigmatical manner, as I do myself" - (Rabbi Moses Maimonides)
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OP, start looking within.

That's where you'll find your strength and your calling.

hf
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I empathize with ya!!

Having learned the secrets of genesis, I quit playing their games long ago, and my life has been the better for it, not to mention the freedom that comes along with it!!

And I agree, let the so called almighty do his own dirty work, if he is able!!


 Quoting: HardTruth


You know whats really sickening Hardtruth? I have seen and done and been in some terrible situations in the last eight years. Knee deep in blood, gore, filth, poverty and stood firm because I kept saying 'soon, soon God will give me a hand upwards'.

I kept saying 'I got this task, i'll see it out. God will provide'.

Not a single damn day has gone past when i have got more than a kick in the bollocks from life because of the work i did.

Hungry, homeless, starving, alone, afraid... all because a lazy cnut won't get off his arse and help me out here. I am not asking for millions and a swimming pool - I am however asking for some thing a little bit better than a constant flow of hurt pain and suffering my life is because i decided to answer Gods call.

Oh and being turned down for seminary school because I was too poor and uneducated...

If thats Gods idea of a joke he is one sick in the head fucker.
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It isn't the load that weights you down, it's the way you carry it.
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OP, start looking within.

That's where you'll find your strength and your calling.

hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 517558


My calling? at mid 30s 'God' stole my best years from me, chasing his bullshit tasks and 'helping his people'.

No one wants a late 30s guy on their team for any role. i have wasted the best years of my life doing tasks for a lazy, pig ignorant piece of shit who won't get off his fat cunting arse and help out every now and again.

I quit.
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It isn't the load that weights you down, it's the way you carry it.
 Quoting: archaicyeoman


We shouldn't be made to "carry it". Enough already.
I've dreamt so long..
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Yes. Stop asking. Tell it instead. Believe me this has taken me years to realize. I demand my reckoning. I have done. There is no reason to cower. Screw that anymore. Say what you need to have happen. I believe it is reasonable enough to know it has screwed up.
 Quoting: Coolchick


All I need is for a help up out of sheer grinding poverty. I have to choose between water bills, light bills, and food.

I starve on a regular basis because I am in such a damn deep nasty hole its sickening.

My healths crumbling, my futures getting real bleak, and he isn't 'man' enough to come down and say 'i fucked up, here, heres some help'.

Hes getting told, not asked.

HELP ME YOU BASTARD!
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I am scared for you soul.
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It isn't the load that weights you down, it's the way you carry it.


We shouldn't be made to "carry it". Enough already.
 Quoting: Coolchick



I agree.

This 'weight' is killing me because although i can carry it, his 'world' will not let me get over the obstacles it has set, and 'God' won't help me over them.

So............ if I have to carry this load alone, God can fuck off and carry it himself as I quit.

Lazy cnut, time you did your own work.
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To those of you who say you hate your creator, I offer you this challenge:

Try considering and keeping God's law, (Exodus 20), for just 1 week, and compare the results of that week to all the previous weeks of your life.

How can one hate the same from which he came from? We are all part, fractals of God himself, sent here to observe the universe from unique angles.

It is the error of ego, the belief that we are seperate that brings in sin, and pain.

Once you begin to keep God's law you will start to see through the veil of seperation that the ego put up, and start to feel complete and whole with all that is once again.

Peace and love!
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It isn't the load that weights you down, it's the way you carry it.


We shouldn't be made to "carry it". Enough already.
 Quoting: Coolchick



Absolutely, but what can we expect being a slave race and all?

"The reptiles verily descend. The Earth is resplendent as a well-watered garden, and at that time Enki and Eridu had not appeared. Daylight did not shine. Moonlight had not emerged."

"I shall establish a savage. Man will be his name. Verily, savage-man I shall create. He will be charged with the service of the Gods, that they might be at ease." (Sumerian Creation Epic)

And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground. (Gen 2:5)


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If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!

"There is no religion higher than TRUTH"

"The opposite of bravery is not cowardice but conformity"

Nothing is more dangerous, than trying to give truth to people, who are stuck in their ways...

"Whoever shall find out the true sense of the Book of Genesis ought to take care not to divulge it…If a person should discover the true meaning of it by himself, or by the aid of another, then he ought to be silent, or if he speaks he out to speak of it obscurely, in an enigmatical manner, as I do myself" - (Rabbi Moses Maimonides)
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God never promises a wonderful life.
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Yea! especially when He leaves the damn toilet seat up!
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I am scared for you soul.
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Your scared for my soul?

Why? because I spent the last eight years doing every damn dirty nasty thankless task in thankless God forsaken areas of the country for no thanks and totaly no help from 'God'?

If he wants work doing, he can get off his fucking arse and do it himself.

I tell you, a ruined life is not fair wages for 8 years of total commitment and dedication.

THE CHURCH SAID I WAS TOO POOR AND UNEDUCATED! After 8 years of doing Gods work they rejected me because I was too poor??????????

God, YOUR A BASTARD OF THE HIGHEST ORDER, AND YOU CAN DO YOUR OWN DAMN DIRTY WORK YOU NASTY UNGRATEFUL SPOILT LITTLE CUNT!
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To those of you who say you hate your creator, I offer you this challenge:

Try considering and keeping God's law, (Exodus 20), for just 1 week, and compare the results of that week to all the previous weeks of your life.

How can one hate the same from which he came from? We are all part, fractals of God himself, sent here to observe the universe from unique angles.

It is the error of ego, the belief that we are seperate that brings in sin, and pain.

Once you begin to keep God's law you will start to see through the veil of seperation that the ego put up, and start to feel complete and whole with all that is once again.

Peace and love!
 Quoting: trying to help 556882


God can fuck his laws. Its bullshit because even if you do what he asks, when he asks and in what manner, he still fucks you over.

Thats not fair, thats bastardised.
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It isn't the load that weights you down, it's the way you carry it.


We shouldn't be made to "carry it". Enough already.



Absolutely, but what can we expect being a slave race and all?

"The reptiles verily descend. The Earth is resplendent as a well-watered garden, and at that time Enki and Eridu had not appeared. Daylight did not shine. Moonlight had not emerged."

"I shall establish a savage. Man will be his name. Verily, savage-man I shall create. He will be charged with the service of the Gods, that they might be at ease." (Sumerian Creation Epic)

And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground. (Gen 2:5)



 Quoting: HardTruth


Any chance of some links to that? if this is reptilian led, i am going to go absolutely batshit fundamentalist fucking apeshit.
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A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you.
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