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Is masturbation a sin for women?

 
bitchfromhell
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11/23/2008 04:53 AM
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Is masturbation a sin for women?
Been holding out for 1 1/2 years on sex with men now and have been holding out for 3 months on masturbation.

If I just do it, maybe I will sleep.

Isn't that what is keeping you awake?
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11/23/2008 04:55 AM
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Re: Is masturbation a sin for women?
Been holding out for 1 1/2 years on sex with men now and have been holding out for 3 months on masturbation.

If I just do it, maybe I will sleep.

Isn't that what is keeping you awake?
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It isnt a sin full stop.
Just do it, its a great stress release.
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bitchfromhell (OP)
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11/23/2008 05:01 AM
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Re: Is masturbation a sin for women?
We are supposed to have self control.

Maybe if I exercised more.

It just seems like I am staying up later and later these days.
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11/23/2008 05:04 AM
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Re: Is masturbation a sin for women?
As I understand it, it is uncleaness.
Would you do it in front of God?
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11/23/2008 05:05 AM
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Sex releases stress, allows energy to flow, great against high blood pressure, against headaches, people having sex are healthier.

Achieving orgasm liberates endorphins.
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bitchfromhell (OP)
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Re: Is masturbation a sin for women?
As I understand it, it is uncleaness.
Would you do it in front of God?
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Thanks, I'm sure I won't be doing it now.
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Re: Is masturbation a sin for women?
As I understand it, it is uncleaness.
Would you do it in front of God?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 557264


Shut up with your shit.
In what matter is it unclean? Can you at least explain it?
I bet you don't the only thing you'll be able to come up with are verses of the bible or "because god thinks so"
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11/23/2008 05:06 AM
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Re: Is masturbation a sin for women?
Not a sin in my book.
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11/23/2008 05:07 AM
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It's a lust issue, you have that picture in your head and are lusting after someone who isn't your husband, or worse still, you are fantasizing about and lusting after someone else's husband.
As it says in the Bible if you even look at a woman with lust you have already comitted adultery with her in your heart.
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11/23/2008 05:08 AM

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mmmm...endorphins....

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Re: Is masturbation a sin for women?
It's a lust issue, you have that picture in your head and are lusting after someone who isn't your husband, or worse still, you are fantasizing about and lusting after someone else's husband.
As it says in the Bible if you even look at a woman with lust you have already comitted adultery with her in your heart.
 Quoting: Smerk

and if you're single....it's sin no matter what huh?

yipes...i could be in trouble....not that i'm admitting to anything but omg
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

Whee! 8D (Quebec)

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Re: Is masturbation a sin for women?
It's a lust issue, you have that picture in your head and are lusting after someone who isn't your husband, or worse still, you are fantasizing about and lusting after someone else's husband.
As it says in the Bible if you even look at a woman with lust you have already comitted adultery with her in your heart.
 Quoting: Smerk


Adultery begins when you want it to come true.


So in your book, we should use sex toys?


_Edit_

By the way, masturbation is WAAAAY better when focusing all your mind on your sensations, not thinking of anyone/anything else but what you feel.
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Re: Is masturbation a sin for women?
As I understand it, it is uncleaness.
Would you do it in front of God?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 557264


If you put it that way..
God sees and hears everything right?
mean he can see everytime you put out the hose/ button too,
so technically, YOU have been doing it in front of god!
Youve been MASTURBATING in front of God nananannan!!
YOU dirty naughty naughty perv!!



(That should keep him or her awake a few nights..)
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11/23/2008 05:11 AM
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Re: Is masturbation a sin for women?
It's a lust issue, you have that picture in your head and are lusting after someone who isn't your husband, or worse still, you are fantasizing about and lusting after someone else's husband.
As it says in the Bible if you even look at a woman with lust you have already comitted adultery with her in your heart.
 Quoting: Smerk

Yes, see, this is what I believe as well. It isn't the actual act, it is the thoughts that get you there.

If you could achieve orgasm without the dirty thoughts, then it wouldn't be a sin. I, however, am a pervert and cannot do it without truly sinful (sometimes even sick) thoughts.
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It's a lust issue, you have that picture in your head and are lusting after someone who isn't your husband, or worse still, you are fantasizing about and lusting after someone else's husband.
As it says in the Bible if you even look at a woman with lust you have already comitted adultery with her in your heart.

Yes, see, this is what I believe as well. It isn't the actual act, it is the thoughts that get you there.

If you could achieve orgasm without the dirty thoughts, then it wouldn't be a sin. I, however, am a pervert and cannot do it without truly sinful (sometimes even sick) thoughts.
 Quoting: bitchfromhell 473633


This means that you can't help it.

You still think of it when you have dirty thoughts but you just don't commit the act.





So...






You could as well do it, makes no difference.










Anyway, all that sin shit is BS.

Commandments? Were made by someone who used god as a reason to force others to make life easier for everyone else. No fear in god? No will to not to be a pain in the ass for the others since there is no fear that god will send you to hell.

Come on. Wake the fuck up.

All this shit is about fear being used to keep people from being a pain in the ass for the people they live with since people were too retarded at that time to understand what can harm other people. For example, committing adultery hurts the cheated. Disobeying parents can make them look like bad people with bad values to the eyes of the others. Stealing removes somethings from someone else without his consent. etc.

They were too tard to understand that, so someone had to use god to force them to behave in a way that they would not be a pain in the ass. Otherwise, they could not figure out how some behaviours could be harmful so they had no real reason to behave if they did not understand that their behaviour was harmful. Now, that god would slap their ass and boot them to hell was a good enough reason.

BUT NOW that we are intelligent enough (with some efforts) to know if our behaviour can have a negative effect in other people's life, we don't need that sin shit anymore, as we should be intelligent enough not to want to harm others by our actions.
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Don Juan
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11/23/2008 05:18 AM
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Re: Is masturbation a sin for women?
Been holding out for 1 1/2 years on sex with men now and have been holding out for 3 months on masturbation.

If I just do it, maybe I will sleep.

Isn't that what is keeping you awake?
 Quoting: bitchfromhell 473633


sin, shmin. Gimme yer phone number and address, and I'll put a smile on your face that'll make you sleep like a log...
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11/23/2008 05:21 AM
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Re: Is masturbation a sin for women?
While you're using the little battery powered vibrators - no.

When you switch to the vibrators that require being plugged in - still probably not.

However, when you have to have your electrician put a 30 amp 220 volt plug beside your bed to give you enough horsepower to make the good feelings happen - then you're probably a tramp and that thing has seen far too many miles! Time to give it a rest for a year or two! Otherwise you're going straight to hell... probably sooner than later if that Vibrator shorts out on you!

Or if you've got an extra few grand to piss off, you can always go to a pussy rejuvenation doc. They can lift, tighten, reline, and even reshape the lips. You can have the twat you always dreamed of and a hymen again to go with it! The price $5000 to 20,000 depending on how much they do. Perfection isn't cheap!
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11/23/2008 05:23 AM
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It's a lust issue, you have that picture in your head and are lusting after someone who isn't your husband, or worse still, you are fantasizing about and lusting after someone else's husband.
As it says in the Bible if you even look at a woman with lust you have already comitted adultery with her in your heart.

Yes, see, this is what I believe as well. It isn't the actual act, it is the thoughts that get you there.

If you could achieve orgasm without the dirty thoughts, then it wouldn't be a sin. I, however, am a pervert and cannot do it without truly sinful (sometimes even sick) thoughts.


This means that you can't help it.

You still think of it when you have dirty thoughts but you just don't commit the act.





So...






You could as well do it, makes no difference.






Anyway, all that sin shit is BS.


Commandments? Were made by someone who used god as a reason to force others to make life easier for everyone else. No fear in god? No will to not to be a pain in the ass for the others since there is no fear that god will send you to hell.


Come on. Wake the fuck up.




All this shit is about fear being used to keep people from being a pain in the ass for the people they live with since people were too retarded to understand that, for example, lusting someone else can lead to troubles for others.
 Quoting: Whee! 8D (Quebec)

I lust for no one in particular and avoid thinking about men in that way. I know the bible says something about men masturbating being wrong, something about the belly of a whore. But I don't actually recall anything about masturbation for women.
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11/23/2008 05:24 AM

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Been holding out for 1 1/2 years on sex with men now and have been holding out for 3 months on masturbation.

If I just do it, maybe I will sleep.

Isn't that what is keeping you awake?


sin, shmin. Gimme yer phone number and address, and I'll put a smile on your face that'll make you sleep like a log...
 Quoting: Don Juan 543325

hahahahaha
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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11/23/2008 05:28 AM
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Re: Is masturbation a sin for women?
have a cold shower and wear steel wool gloves when you go to bed
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11/23/2008 05:29 AM
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Re: Is masturbation a sin for women?
As I understand it, it is uncleaness.
Would you do it in front of God?
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BS!!!!!!
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Re: Is masturbation a sin for women?
While you're using the little battery powered vibrators - no.

When you switch to the vibrators that require being plugged in - still probably not.

However, when you have to have your electrician put a 30 amp 220 volt plug beside your bed to give you enough horsepower to make the good feelings happen - then you're probably a tramp and that thing has seen far too many miles! Time to give it a rest for a year or two! Otherwise you're going straight to hell... probably sooner than later if that Vibrator shorts out on you!

Or if you've got an extra few grand to piss off, you can always go to a pussy rejuvenation doc. They can lift, tighten, reline, and even reshape the lips. You can have the twat you always dreamed of and a hymen again to go with it! The price $5000 to 20,000 depending on how much they do. Perfection isn't cheap!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 400833

Don't own a vibrator. Wouldn't want my kids to be traumatised by finding one here one day. Besides, that would be encouraging it.
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As I understand it, it is uncleaness.
Would you do it in front of God?
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Yes I will if God is sexy looking!
Whee! 8D (Quebec)

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Re: Is masturbation a sin for women?
I lust for no one in particular and avoid thinking about men in that way. I know the bible says something about men masturbating being wrong, something about the belly of a whore. But I don't actually recall anything about masturbation for women.
 Quoting: bitchfromhell 473633


Updated my post, re-read it.
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11/23/2008 05:37 AM
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We are supposed to have self control.

Maybe if I exercised more.

It just seems like I am staying up later and later these days.
 Quoting: bitchfromhell 473633


dunno about with females. But with me when I work out, which is about 9 hours a week, mostly weights at the gym and some light cardio. I get horny as hell.

more testosterone=wanting to fuck.

so I just beat off, since I don't have a gf right now, and before I go on a date i am sure to beat off..so I don't get "weird"

not sure with women, my ex used to masturbate all the time though. even after sex...she was a rare case, most women don't masturabate nearly as much as men it seems..
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As I understand it, it is uncleaness.
Would you do it in front of God?
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no I wouldn't. But I don't worry, I doubt GOD is hovering over my shoulder waiting for me to make the deadly mistake of letting my seed hit the ground.

he is a busy man after all, with taking care of the Universe and all. Or multiple Universes for that matter
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Re: Is masturbation a sin for women?
Been holding out for 1 1/2 years on sex with men now and have been holding out for 3 months on masturbation.

If I just do it, maybe I will sleep.

Isn't that what is keeping you awake?


sin, shmin. Gimme yer phone number and address, and I'll put a smile on your face that'll make you sleep like a log...
 Quoting: Don Juan 543325

If only it were that easy.
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11/23/2008 05:51 AM
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Re: Is masturbation a sin for women?
I'm getting about 3 hours sleep per night. Just can't sleep. Maybe I'll just take a pill tonight, although I don't think I should be doing that either.
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11/23/2008 05:53 AM
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Re: Is masturbation a sin for women?
If you believe it is, it is for you (cf book of James)
That said over 50% of women do and over 95% of men do, these are broad stats and not reliable for in depth analysis, also they rely on pop samples and are therefore susceptible to disinformation.
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Re: Is masturbation a sin for women?
If you believe it is, it is for you (cf book of James)
That said over 50% of women do and over 95% of men do, these are broad stats and not reliable for in depth analysis, also they rely on pop samples and are therefore susceptible to disinformation.
 Quoting: FHL(C)

What does it say exactly? I don't know if it is or not, that is why I'm asking. I think of it as a self control thing. But when I can't sleep then I start wanting Bible proof to keep me from it. Cause if it isn't in the Bible, I am long overdue.
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Kids will be up in two hours. Will try for sleep now. If you come up with something, please let me know. I will check back in the morning (a couple of hours).

This no sleep crap is really killing me.

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