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Military MRE's making soldiers sick and weak?

 
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11/23/2008 05:52 AM
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Military MRE's making soldiers sick and weak?
Thousands of soldiers are complaining of a humming in their heads, and are feeling very sick in the stomach and lower bowell region after being on the field and eating only military provided MRE's.....

It has been suggested that the MRE's have been tainted with doses of tranquilizers to make troop suppression easier and more easily compliant to orders possibly given to shoot to kill US citizens.
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11/23/2008 06:38 AM
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Re: Military MRE's making soldiers sick and weak?
It's probably all the salt and preservatives in the shit. They were never intended to be a long term thing
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11/23/2008 07:08 AM
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Re: Military MRE's making soldiers sick and weak?
I read on some website that sells survival foods that MREs are constipating, and that after a week of eating them, amazingly huge bowel movements are the result. People who go camping experience this. It seems to be a handy thing for soldiers in the field not having to be inconvenienced by having to relieve themselves.

Don't poop for a week and see what happens to your mind and other senses.

During the aftermath of Hurricane Ike, the gov't was giving out MREs to all who asked for them. My neighbor gave me about 6 of them, which I put away for a really rainy day. It might be wise to include a good laxative! :)
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