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*** OBAMA MULLS POSITION FOR MONICA LEWINSKY...I KID YOU NOT! ***

 
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Awesome! It just gets better and better. Talk about bringing in another Clinton "insider" ;)

Obama Team Mulls Role for Miss Lewinsky in New Administration

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President-Elect Barack Obama's transition team is reported to be deeply divided over whether to offer a post to Monica Lewinsky, the former White House Intern whose intimate relationship with President Bill Clinton led to his impeachment.

Until now, Lewinsky was one of the few high-profile figures from the Clinton Presidency who had not been recruited for the incoming Obama team. Mr. Clinton's brother Roger is another, though on Friday there were rumors he would be named ambassador to Spain.

One group, which includes David Axelrod, Mr. Obama's campaign manager who has been named his senior advisor, favors the move to balance the influence of the Clinton-era policy people by adding someone with a different perspective.

A second faction led by Mr. Obama's Chief-of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, is bitterly opposed believing that a Lewinsky appointment would needlessly antagonize the Clintons and their supporters. Before being elected to Congress, Mr. Emanuel served as a senior advisor to President Clinton.

Former South Dakota Senator Tom Daschle, who is expected to be nominated as Secretary of Health and Human Services, responded to a reporter who asked about the Lewinsky rumors by pretending to receive a cell phone call. When the reporter took the phone from him and closed it while making a "we both know what you're doing" facial expression, Daschle said that appointing Lewinsky would be "like rubbing salt in the wounds of Senator Clinton at a time when we're supposed to be in a healing process." He added that Miss Lewinsky's presence in the White House would be "a huge distraction."

But New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson, who broke with the Clintons over his endorsement of Mr. Obama, said that Lewinsky was "a fresh face" with "a lot to offer." Richardson lost the post of Secretary of State to Senator Clinton and is now Mr. Obama's choice for the far less prestigious job of Secretary of Commerce. "The Obama adminstration should be focused on recruiting the best people to help us address the challenges of the future and not get bogged down in past history," he said.

The Clintons themselves have not commented on the possibility of a Lewinsky appointment though people close to her have said that Sen. Clinton was shocked and appalled by the idea. "It's a non-starter for her," said Philippe Raines, a longtime aide to Sen. Clinton. "She doesn't want to run into Monica in the West Wing ladies' room," he added.

However, Justin Cooper, who edited Mr. Clinton's autobiography, My Life, and has remained close to the former president, said that Mr. Clinton was cautiously supportive of the prospect. "He's always had great admiration for Monica's abilities," Cooper said. "I think he's just concerned that she might get in over her head if she were given a job as a political move."

Since the scandal, in addition to her status as a pop culture icon of sorts, Lewinsky has had a brief career as a handbag designer and then attended the London School of Economics where she received a master's degree in Social Psychology. Her thesis was titled "In Search of the Impartial Juror: An Exploration of the Third Person Effect and Pre-Trial Publicity."

No decision has been reached as to exactly what sort of job Lewinsky might be offered. "With her background, I could imagine her doing something on either the jurisprudence side at the Department of Justice or on the handbag side, at either the Department of Commerce or the Department of Agriculture," said Deborah Kaye, a senior fellow at the Brookings Institution who studies the Executive Branch.

Monica Lewinsky was not available for comment. Through her attorney, William Ginsburg, she released a statement, which read, in part, "I am honored and humbled by the opportunity to serve my country again at this crucial juncture in our history."
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LOL maybe she knows too much.....
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Ambassador to Cuba?
Yours Truly!
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Maybe she will be Hillary's assistant, we can have a whole new scandal.
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I'm assuming this is satire. I can't imagine they would actually be considering Monica. But, there is no mention of the piece being satire and it is on Huffington Post.
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I have an excellent recipe for Cigar Ash Chili
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Her new position......(drum roll,please !)

Under the President's desk!

Ba Dum Bump!
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"OBAMA MULLS POSITION FOR MONICA LEWINSKY...I KID YOU NOT! "

Bend over position?
On knees position?
lay back on table position?
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I would too
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Appoitment to the Office of Sex Slaves Rights
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Monica could HEAD a new alphabet agency called

S.U.C.K

Social Upper Class Kunts

Obama would have her in his hip pocket........

Or right next to it, anyway.
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"high profile figure from the Clinton Administration"?? She was an intern. The only reason she became high profile was because of her low profile.

I am no fan of Obama. I think he does things deliberately to either:

1. enhance his own status
2. to hurt other people

Hiring Monica Lewinsky would only serve to anger and embarrass Mrs Clinton and to in effect tell Mr Clinton to take a flying leap. What a stupid thing to even float. Even if it never comes about Obama will have achieved his purpose. Angst, frenzy, and embarrassing the Clintons (who deserve every bit of it, I am not defending...)
"From that time Jesus began to preach and say, "Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand." Matthew 4:17
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Hey where are all of you YES WE CAN WE LOVE OBAMA fuck tards? dont see you much anymore... 5a
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they are rehearsing the new national anthem

"Don't get no white stain on my Purty Blue Dress"
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What on earth would be her professional qualifications for such a job...other than knowing how not to use her teeth?
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she is mossad, rahmbo is her handler
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her job description is as follows

1. Proper Use of knee pads
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What position will she have on the president erect's staff?
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Awesome! It just gets better and better.

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Maybe she will be Hillary's assistant, we can have a whole new scandal.
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Hahaha this is good,

but may be he wants her to destabilize Hil. why not ?
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Secretary of Cigars

I hear that she can keep a cigar nice and moist in her humidor.




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I'm assuming this is satire. I can't imagine they would actually be considering Monica. But, there is no mention of the piece being satire and it is on Huffington Post.
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you're correct, it's satire.
check out the rest of the author's articles.

 [link to www.huffingtonpost.com] 

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Talk about bringing in another Clinton "inside-her" ;)
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Well of course...What wrong with you....She will be appointed so she can keep Bill company...
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she was an intern before who sucked of Billy boy, then started selling handbags.

If this is true, WTF is puppet Obama and his puppet masters thinking? This is stupider than running Palin on the Republican ticket was.
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I dreamed last night that Obama offered a Navy-related position to Monica Lewinsky.

She may be given "authority over all seamen".



...snicker...
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I can't say I know Monica well, but we have met on several occasions, most before the Presidential internship...

She is not a bright girl. (Though I hope she has learned enough of life to do well now.)

I can't see her doing well in most political positions, then again, I can't understand how she got a job at the white house either!

*Yes, she was MUCH cuter back then. Weighed about 120 pounds very sharp dresser and good make-up every time I saw her...

** She also hated me to the point of yelling at me, for asking to see her I.D. as she tried to buy cigarettes and beer. (Three times, even though I remembered her after the first time and only needed to ask once!)

:)

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And all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"

And I'll look down and whisper "No."
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bsflag

How can you believe this crap?
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she ready to give lip service............
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Come on people, it is satire

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