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Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/28/2008 10:15 PM
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Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
I've decided to grow mine, but its been a week w/o shaving and its itchy as hell. How long does this last?
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11/28/2008 10:21 PM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
not long. get some good beard softening shampoo or a softening gel. beards are great.
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11/28/2008 10:22 PM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
About the two week mark it should stop itching.
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11/29/2008 12:09 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
About the two week mark it should stop itching.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 357364


Yep 2 week mark or so. Just hold out!
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11/29/2008 12:11 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
2 weeks for me too
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11/29/2008 12:29 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
Three years for me, and it still itches. Ya get used to it though.
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11/29/2008 12:29 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
i've grown a beard many times, my hair is extremely thick and curly... i'm not sure if the type of hair you have makes much difference or not, but for me it's about 2-3 weeks before the itching stops... it sucks at first but stick it out and you'll love your beard... last time i grew mine i went 6 months without trimming anything but the moustache, it was awesome...
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11/29/2008 12:31 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
Awesome! Thanks guys! I'm really excited about my new beard.
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11/29/2008 12:32 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
Forever chuckle
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11/29/2008 12:33 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
LOL I used to hide my stash in my beard.....
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11/29/2008 12:33 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
I really want to say something here but even I have a line...loller.
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11/29/2008 12:34 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
About the two week mark it should stop itching.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 357364



yeah it's gotta grow out. i keep mine short with a trimmer. let it grow out then decide.
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11/29/2008 12:37 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
I have really blonde hair so it's kind of hard to see, but I still think it'll look badass in a couple weeks when it actually looks like a beard instead of just stubble.
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11/29/2008 12:40 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
Ohhh...a new beard.

Instant brush burn for ladies.
Ouch!
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11/29/2008 12:41 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
Ohhh...a new beard.

Instant brushburn for ladies.
Ouch!
 Quoting: Beingsouthern

chuckle
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11/29/2008 12:41 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
I really want to say something here but even I have a line...loller.
 Quoting: Darkman

rofl
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11/29/2008 12:46 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
Ohhh...a new beard.

Instant brush burn for ladies.
Ouch!
 Quoting: Beingsouthern



I've suffered from bush burn for too long, now its payback time!
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11/29/2008 12:47 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
LOL I used to hide my stash in my beard.....
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Dude I am drunk so I can't tell if your joking or serious? Did you really hide your stash in your beard? If so thats hillarious and would make a great scene in a cheech and chong comedy or sumthing. haha

Oh and OP yes it's exciting growing a beard for the first time. There's something really manly about it and it's a little bit of a ritual or intiation in a weird way.
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11/29/2008 12:48 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
Ohhh...a new beard.

Instant brush burn for ladies.
Ouch!



I've suffered from bush burn for too long, now its payback time!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 557080

mokis
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11/29/2008 12:51 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
LOL I used to hide my stash in my beard.....


Dude I am drunk so I can't tell if your joking or serious? Did you really hide your stash in your beard? If so thats hillarious and would make a great scene in a cheech and chong comedy or sumthing. haha

Oh and OP yes it's exciting growing a beard for the first time. There's something really manly about it and it's a little bit of a ritual or intiation in a weird way.
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I did lose a chunk of fine lebanese in there once.
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11/29/2008 12:52 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
just tell your boyfriend to shave before he sucks your dick, you wont itch.

problem solved.

next.
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good one
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11/29/2008 12:52 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
yeah. it was.


beards are great. theyre powerful. they say "im great, and im relaxed, but i own you all"
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11/29/2008 01:03 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
yeah. it was.


beards are great. theyre powerful. they say "im great, and im relaxed, but i own you all"
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Or I am too lazy to shave chuckle
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11/29/2008 01:48 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
yeah. it was.


beards are great. theyre powerful. they say "im great, and im relaxed, but i own you all"
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hahaha priceless!


....it's comments like this i am going to miss if glp goes down.
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11/29/2008 03:19 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
Until winter is over - then you can shave it off.
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11/29/2008 03:31 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
OP, it will last a few days, not a few weeks. The most you can do is wash your face at least once a day. And whenever it irritates the most, wash. Cleaning does a number on the irritation.

After 2-4 days, you should be OK. I frequently shave and regrow the facial. Blv.

Oh, and one more thing. The irritation is caused by chemicals that the government puts into our water to make our brains irrationally unstable.
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11/29/2008 03:46 AM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
I really want to say something here but even I have a line...loller.
 Quoting: Darkman


Lucky you. I could do with a line
Btw my girlfriend has an itchy beard, just not on her face
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
...Dude I am drunk so I can't tell if your joking or serious? Did you really hide your stash in your beard? If so thats hillarious and would make a great scene in a cheech and chong comedy or sumthing. haha...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 422773


Made me think of the fabulous furry freak bro's instantly
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11/17/2009 07:17 PM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
OP, it will last a few days, not a few weeks. The most you can do is wash your face at least once a day. And whenever it irritates the most, wash. Cleaning does a number on the irritation.

After 2-4 days, you should be OK. I frequently shave and regrow the facial. Blv.

Oh, and one more thing. The irritation is caused by chemicals that the government puts into our water to make our brains irrationally unstable.
 Quoting: Sayckeone 561483



hahaha the last part is priceless.
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11/17/2009 07:23 PM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
I think the itchiness comes and goes. I've been growing mine since February. It's long as shit now but it's started to shed.

Wtf am I, a damn cat???????
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11/17/2009 07:24 PM
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Re: Guys with beards: How long does the itchy phase last?
that stops after the age of twenty or five years if you are a late bloomer. Also blonds should not grow beards, you just look like a little kid trying to look older. I've never meet a blonde with a good beard. Prove me wrong.

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