Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 1,291 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 429,266
Pageviews Today: 610,691Threads Today: 186Posts Today: 3,019
05:25 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

It's Now Confirmed: Adolph Hitler Had Only One Testicle

 
Doc Savage

User ID: 62603
United States
11/30/2008 10:54 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
It's Now Confirmed: Adolph Hitler Had Only One Testicle
ONE BALL BETTER THAN NO BALL

"An extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one ball. War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down. The priest's document has now come to light - 23 years after Johan's death.


The war tyrant's medical condition has been mocked for years in a British song. The lyrics are: 'Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall. His mother, the dirty b****r, cut it off when he was small.' Until now there has never been complete proof Hitler was monorchic - the medical term for having one testicle.


But the document tells how Johan saw the proof with his own eyes. In the account, he relives the horror of serving as an army medic in World War I. He died aged 94 in 1985, but had told his secret to priest Franciszek Pawlar, who kept a note of their conversation. Johan's friend Blassius Hanczuch confirmed the priest's account of how the medic saved Hitler's life. He said:


'In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme. For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler. They called him the 'Screamer'. He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming 'help, help'. His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: 'Will I be able to have children?'.'


Blassius said that when the Nazis swept to power Johan began to suffer nightmares and blame himself for saving Hitler. Hitler's genitals have long caused controversy. Some historians dismissed the 'one ball' song as propaganda. But an alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler backed it up. Records show Hitler did suffer a groin injury in the Somme."

- The Sun (UK) [link to www.thesun.co.uk]
..
User ID: 563135
United States
11/30/2008 10:56 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: It's Now Confirmed: Adolph Hitler Had Only One Testicle
I know I'll sleep better tonight, knowing the truth.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 560307
United States
11/30/2008 11:16 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: It's Now Confirmed: Adolph Hitler Had Only One Testicle
I know I'll sleep better tonight, knowing the truth.
 Quoting: .. 563135


lmao
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 556105
United States
11/30/2008 11:24 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: It's Now Confirmed: Adolph Hitler Had Only One Testicle
weeeellll...Here comes Hitler with his pecker in his hand he's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo.
ID10T

User ID: 410747
United States
11/30/2008 11:25 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: It's Now Confirmed: Adolph Hitler Had Only One Testicle
gives
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 473495
United States
11/30/2008 11:32 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: It's Now Confirmed: Adolph Hitler Had Only One Testicle
which one was it, left or right?
NikkiLaVey

User ID: 561599
United States
11/30/2008 11:42 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: It's Now Confirmed: Adolph Hitler Had Only One Testicle
See if he hung around he could have had one of mine!
If we don't help each other who will

Dream the Good Dream,

Nikki
LookForMe
User ID: 434860
United States
11/30/2008 11:44 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: It's Now Confirmed: Adolph Hitler Had Only One Testicle
I have known that since I was 5! What a revelation! Thank you SOOOOOO MUCH! (kidding)
Babe in a Bunker

User ID: 551839
United States
11/30/2008 11:45 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: It's Now Confirmed: Adolph Hitler Had Only One Testicle
I have known that since I was 5! What a revelation! Thank you SOOOOOO MUCH! (kidding)
 Quoting: LookForMe 434860


Me, too. I guess we're enlightened about Hitler's genitals.
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


Twatter: [link to twitter.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 562164
Canada
11/30/2008 11:46 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: It's Now Confirmed: Adolph Hitler Had Only One Testicle
ONE BALL BETTER THAN NO BALL

"An extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one ball. War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down. The priest's document has now come to light - 23 years after Johan's death.


The war tyrant's medical condition has been mocked for years in a British song. The lyrics are: 'Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall. His mother, the dirty b****r, cut it off when he was small.' Until now there has never been complete proof Hitler was monorchic - the medical term for having one testicle.


But the document tells how Johan saw the proof with his own eyes. In the account, he relives the horror of serving as an army medic in World War I. He died aged 94 in 1985, but had told his secret to priest Franciszek Pawlar, who kept a note of their conversation. Johan's friend Blassius Hanczuch confirmed the priest's account of how the medic saved Hitler's life. He said:


'In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme. For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler. They called him the 'Screamer'. He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming 'help, help'. His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: 'Will I be able to have children?'.'


Blassius said that when the Nazis swept to power Johan began to suffer nightmares and blame himself for saving Hitler. Hitler's genitals have long caused controversy. Some historians dismissed the 'one ball' song as propaganda. But an alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler backed it up. Records show Hitler did suffer a groin injury in the Somme."

- The Sun (UK) [link to www.thesun.co.uk]
 Quoting: Doc Savage


I knew it, thats it, I'm cutting off a nut and taking over the world...........ok, maybee not
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 545161
United States
12/01/2008 12:15 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: It's Now Confirmed: Adolph Hitler Had Only One Testicle
See if he hung around he could have had one of mine!
 Quoting: NikkiLaVey

1rof1
DestroyerOfLies

User ID: 506689
United States
12/01/2008 12:22 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: It's Now Confirmed: Adolph Hitler Had Only One Testicle
See? The next time someone tells you "you don't have the BALLS to conquer Europe!" now you can just sit back and LAUGH...
C
User ID: 563192
Australia
12/01/2008 01:04 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: It's Now Confirmed: Adolph Hitler Had Only One Testicle
The Egyptian God of evil, Seth, also had one testicle. He lost one in a fight with Horus. I wonder if Winston Churchill had one glass eye (Horus lost an eye in the fight).
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 183770
Canada
12/01/2008 01:05 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: It's Now Confirmed: Adolph Hitler Had Only One Testicle
thought it was a shemale
.
User ID: 563135
United States
12/01/2008 02:36 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: It's Now Confirmed: Adolph Hitler Had Only One Testicle
Stop me if you've heard it...

Pretty woman in a restaraunt, sneezes and her glass eye pops out and rolls across the room.

Polite gentleman at the next table scoops up the eyeball and presents it to the lady.

They leave together for a night of passion.

Later he asked if she often entertained strange men.

She said "Oh no. You just caught my eye."








= p