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JUST LIKE THE MOVIE THE HAPPENING-----OAK TREES SHED NO ACORNS OVER HUGE AREAS OF THE US

 
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JUST LIKE THE MOVIE THE HAPPENING-----OAK TREES SHED NO ACORNS OVER HUGE AREAS OF THE US
Here is an address (I can't make it link, just cut and paste) to a Washington Post article that says there are NO ACORNS. You don't have to believe the article. Go look in your own yard, in your own neighborhood. That's what I did.

[link to www.washingtonpost.com]

The above is an address to a Washington Post article about the complete absence of acorns and hickory nuts in various places around the US.

The article mentions Washington, Virginia, New England, Pennsylvania, Kansas and Canada.

I live in Cleveland, Ohio and my house is surrounded by oak trees. In fact, the suburb I live in is called the City of Trees. There are probably at least 15 oaks around my house and the two houses on either side of me. I've lived here almost 30 years. This is the first year I have seen NO acorns. None. The neighborhood borders a wooded ravine and there are loads of oaks all around here, but no acorns.

My daughter who lives about 20 miles further east and goes for long walks every day says she has seen no acorns either.

I want to make it clear that I have no opinion about Global Warming. I am not particularly an environmentalist. I'm just stating truthfully the situation here in Cleveland.

I think it's necessary to say that after reading the comments that follow the Washington Post article, it seems like people are pretty irrational about this issue. In my opinion people are either mistaken, in denial, or are outright lying about the acorn "bumper crop" in their yard because they think the article is "disinformation" about global warming. How many people used the word "bumper" to discribe their abundance of acorns, an occastional "banner" but almost every person who spoke about acorns said they had a "bumper crop." Was it really many different people, or the same person over and over? Is it believable that so many credible sources could claim there are no acorns but then right nearby someone has a "bumper crop"?

I really want to say that it is not logical to even make the assumption that this is due to global warming. It seems like this phenomenon is very widespread (one commentor said there were no acorns in Germany either). Obviously, all of the places mentioned did not share the same weather last year. There were regional temperature variations and rainfall. It doesn't make sense that this is merely a weather related anomalie when your talking about something that extends as far north as Canada, as far south as Virginia, from the Eastern Seaboard to Kansas, and maybe even to Central Europe.

Everyone seems to be looking for doom that might happen, that could happen, the prediction, the rumor, the insider doom insinuation -- never sourced, never substantiated, and never accurate.

Well kids, this is real, in your face, you can definitely check it out yourself, there for everyone to see DOOM at its finest. It isn't going to happen, it isn't sometime in the future. It's right here, right now, go look in your yard DOOM. This isn't India/Pakistan doom. This isn't Afghanistan/Iraq doom. This isn't even Russia/Georgia doom, or Israel/Iran doom. This isn't Mayan Calendar doom. It isn't pole shift, planet X, Niburu, asteroid doom. It isn't economic meltdown, WWWIII doom. This is ACORN DOOM, right here in the USA, right in your own backyard, and it has already happened.

Why are there no acorns? What could it possibly mean?

My guess is that it has something to do with Chemtrails.
I think all of the Chemical spraying has really fucked things up. Maybe it was done intentionally. Maybe they want all of the birds (they died off 5 years ago) and squirrels to be dead because birds and squirrels could be a possible source of food for humans that can't obtain food anywhere else.

I do know that it has been overcast and raining or snowing almost every single day here in Cleveland since at least mid-November. But the couple of days in the past 3 weeks that it WAS sunny, you could see the planes overhead loading up the sky with chemtrails. After the heavy spraying there would be more clouds, and more rain or snow, as there always is after they spray.

Almost everyone I know has some symptoms of illness. Many have respiratory symptoms: coughs, shortness of breath, aching lungs, plus sinus problems, snotty noses, and sore throats. And many people have an illness that causes headaches, chills, nausea, and vomiting.

Maybe the bees and the birds and now the trees and soon the squirrels are all dying because of the spraying, not because of glogal warming. That makes a lot more sense to me. But figure all of these things are just the symbolic canary in the coal mine. Our asses will be next.
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Bunches of them littering the sidewalks in Phx area where oak trees have been planted.

Cruchy under my feet as I walk me pooch.
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Thread: YOU WANT DOOM---I GOT DOOM---THE REAL THING --NO BS
GLP matrix...get it?
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I got plenty of acorns in my yard. If it was any thing happening in different areas, I'd say it would be cooling not
warming. The Oaks would not bare seeds because nature would
dictate that the seeds wouldn't take in a cold climate. The tree would go dormant.
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Tard boy didn't like the responses to his first or second thread and decided to try again.

Thread: YOU WANT DOOM---I GOT DOOM---THE REAL THING --NO BS

Thread: NO ACORNS THIS YEAR IN LARGE AREAS OF US

[link to www.arcytech.org]

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Acorn Production -- Oak trees can start producing acorns when they are 20 years old, but sometimes can go all the way to 50 years for the first production. By the time the tree is 70 to 80 years old it will produce thousands of acorns.

The oak trees produce acorns once a year during the fall. Acorn production varies year to year and normally alternates. Not even the healthiest and largest oak can accumulate enough food and energy to produce strong crops two years in succession. Real strong acorn productions might happen every four to ten years. In addition, a late spring frost can blight the flowers which prevents acorn development. Droughts and insect ravages can decimate crops.

Acorn production will increase year after year; following a similar pattern as the size of the tree's canopy. The following graph shows what a typical production for an oak tree might be -- assuming no drastic jumps, which happen from time to time. The chart shows that production starts very slowly at around the 25th year, the number of acorns produced then accelerates, and when the tree reaches about 100 years of age, it starts slowing down until it reaches a yearly production of about 2,200 acorns per year.
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I imagine they're being gobbled up by the hundreds of fat squirrels I see all over the place.
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What is it about this article that would cause the response that it has received here? I've read tons of completely inane, unbelievable, uninteresting, and incomprehensible, articles, to say nothing about the insulting, moronic, lame, and repetitive, articles.

Articles that hash, rehash, peat and repeat the same crap you read everywhere, on every site, every day, for weeks or even years. Predictions of things that virtually never, ever happen. They give dates and times and when the dates and times pass, they just recycle the same prediction for a different date and time. It's so boring. It's so retarded.

Someone tried to post about the acorns on this site in late November. It wasn't me. But just like here, it was squashed and disappeared.

I read about the acorns here last night. It was the first new, interesting, and believable thing I have EVER read on this site. But, once again it disappeared.

The retarded articles just cycle endlessly.

I wanted to see what would happen if I wrote about the acorns.

Someone has posted the video STFU at least 6 times. And, just like before, there is the attempt to invalidate, or discredit the information and suppress it.

Why?

What is it about this information that is so threatening to the people who run this site?
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lots on my back forty this year...(Alabama)
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Doubt it
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all the birds died off five years ago?
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What is it about this article that would cause the response that it has received here? I've read tons of completely inane, unbelievable, uninteresting, and incomprehensible, articles, to say nothing about the insulting, moronic, lame, and repetitive, articles.

Articles that hash, rehash, peat and repeat the same crap you read everywhere, on every site, every day, for weeks or even years. Predictions of things that virtually never, ever happen. They give dates and times and when the dates and times pass, they just recycle the same prediction for a different date and time. It's so boring. It's so retarded.

Someone tried to post about the acorns on this site in late November. It wasn't me. But just like here, it was squashed and disappeared.

I read about the acorns here last night. It was the first new, interesting, and believable thing I have EVER read on this site. But, once again it disappeared.

The retarded articles just cycle endlessly.

I wanted to see what would happen if I wrote about the acorns.

Someone has posted the video STFU at least 6 times. And, just like before, there is the attempt to invalidate, or discredit the information and suppress it.

Why?

What is it about this information that is so threatening to the people who run this site?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 530536

I don't see any STFU videos???? What are you talking about OP????

It is clear you have some kind of agenda to discredit the owners of this site....and BTW, I'm not one if thats what you think.
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The thing is, even if there are acorns in North Carolina, or Texas, or Alabama, or Nevada, or California, or whereever the hell you are that you're claiming you have acorns, which to me is probably bullshit, the fact that you have acorns is irrelevant.

There are still NO ACORNS in much of New England, Virginia, Washington DC, New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Kansas, Oregon, parts of Canada, and possibly Europe.

Let's make it simple. If everyone in the acornless places were dying from ebola, or the plague, or were whisked away by cyclones, or were under attack by prehistoric beasts, would it really matter all that much that it didn't happen in North Carolina.

When New Orleans was washed away did people say, well it doesn't count because it didn't happen in my state, or my neighborhood.

The response that "I've got acorns," is an irrelevant and retarded response.

If huge areas of the country don't have acorns, that's what matters, not your backyard.
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The thing is, even if there are acorns in North Carolina, or Texas, or Alabama, or Nevada, or California, or whereever the hell you are that you're claiming you have acorns, which to me is probably bullshit, the fact that you have acorns is irrelevant.

There are still NO ACORNS in much of New England, Virginia, Washington DC, New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Kansas, Oregon, parts of Canada, and possibly Europe.

Let's make it simple. If everyone in the acornless places were dying from ebola, or the plague, or were whisked away by cyclones, or were under attack by prehistoric beasts, would it really matter all that much that it didn't happen in North Carolina.

When New Orleans was washed away did people say, well it doesn't count because it didn't happen in my state, or my neighborhood.

The response that "I've got acorns," is an irrelevant and retarded response.

If huge areas of the country don't have acorns, that's what matters, not your backyard.
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I live in Annapolis, which is about half an hour from DC. There were acorns earlier this year, and then it seemed like God sent a plague of squirrels. I think that's where all the acorns went, at least here.
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OP, no acorns on my oak trees either. Here's my thought on a probable cause.

Back in the spring we had a late bout with freezing rain. Quarter to three eighths of an inch on everything. This happened at about the same time the the little brown fuzzy things were getting ready to set on.

Anyone else have a late ice storm that didn't get acorns???
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In addition, a late spring frost can blight the flowers which prevents acorn development. Droughts and insect ravages can decimate crops.

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Thanks for that. This clears up the mystry for me anyway.
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I live in the Cleveland area and I have also noticed this. However we had the largest amount of pine cones that we have ever had in the six years that have lived at this home. Maybe it is something to do cooling.
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The thing is, even if there are acorns in North Carolina, or Texas, or Alabama, or Nevada, or California, or whereever the hell you are that you're claiming you have acorns, which to me is probably bullshit, the fact that you have acorns is irrelevant.

There are still NO ACORNS in much of New England, Virginia, Washington DC, New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Kansas, Oregon, parts of Canada, and possibly Europe.

Let's make it simple. If everyone in the acornless places were dying from ebola, or the plague, or were whisked away by cyclones, or were under attack by prehistoric beasts, would it really matter all that much that it didn't happen in North Carolina.

When New Orleans was washed away did people say, well it doesn't count because it didn't happen in my state, or my neighborhood.

The response that "I've got acorns," is an irrelevant and retarded response.

If huge areas of the country don't have acorns, that's what matters, not your backyard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 530536

Sounds simple to me, the northern regions had a spring freeze that killed them off.

The response that we have acorns in our backyard is no more retarded than you saying you don't have them in yours.

Yeah, and everyone else is bullshitting you huh??? What a fucking joke you are OP. I guess when god was passing out brains, you thought he said trains and asked for a slow one.
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What a bunch of nuts.





This could be squirrel DOOM!
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Upper Midwest reporting: light acorn crop this year; bumper crop last year.

Maples, elms, birches, hackberry, buckthorn, all produced copious seeds/fruit this season.

OP, you have to see how this fits in with the whole "earth changes" meme that has been circulating for years. Everyone is looking for the canary in the coal mine. Recent others in the same vein are the bee die off, the bat die off, polar bear die off,and many more.

On Glp all doom is subject to scrutiny. That is a good thing.
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Again, you don't have to report. And, you don't speak for the entire upper midwest. And, the acorn crop is not "light", it's nonexistant. Go to Google and type in "no acorns". You will get 1,500,000 hits. Thats one and a half million hits for "NO ACORNS." Near the top of those one and a half million hits you will see the article from the Washington Post. In it you will read that this has never happened before, according to experts who study such things. You will also learn that the experts who study such things have no real explanation for this. It is a completely unique event in the annals of natural science. They can not explain why it is happening. It has nothing to do with the weather because it is happening over areas which experience different weather patterns. You do not have the answer. People who actually know about trees, oaks, weather, and all about the inner workings of the natural world do not have an explanation. It really is big time doom.
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Maybe you live in an area where there are lots of chinese of korean - they harvest them.
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Everyone has heard about various earth changes. Everyone is aware that the bees are dying out. I already stated that. I am aware, and have been for at least 5 years, that the birds in my area are also all gone. I can't attest to what is going on with Polar bears. But, I can say that this is the first time in my life that oak trees have not dropped any acorns in Cleveland, Ohio. I can say that with absolute certainty. I don't need anyone else to tell me that. I didn't read it. I didn't hear it. It isn't a meme. It's a shockingly true observation. It can't be minimized. It can't be dismissed. It can't be invalidated. It can't be ignored. It exists. I saw it. I am a witness to it. It counts. It's real and it is unique, bizarre, meaningful and important. The meaning needs to be discerned because whatever is causing this completely unique event is almost certainly going to have an impact on the human population in the near future.
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There frikken everywhere at my moms in tn
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We live in the south of the UK and are surrounded by Oaks, we normally get thousands and thousands in our backyard.......not a single thing this year and the squirrels are digging looking frantically for food around here...very unusual
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I'm not believing this one. Too many acorns around.

But, maybe some areas of the country have been hit harder with chemtrails that interfered with normal cycles.
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2 weeks ago I went with my father to a little town in the mountain for a festival to collect founds to save their forest.

It looks like the warm wheater propitiate a worm plage to expand and is killing the trees... millions of trees.
There is no solution... we are going to lose millions and millions of trees for this plague.
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2 weeks ago I went with my father to a little town in the mountain for a festival to collect founds to save their forest.

It looks like the warm wheater propitiate a worm plage to expand and is killing the trees... millions of trees.
There is no solution... we are going to lose millions and millions of trees for this plague.
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Do u mean the pine beatle?
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Too many people are noticing this for it not to be real. I've been reading gardening forums where people have stated that this phenomenon has not happened to them before. If it were truly a normal cycle of every 2 to 4 years, it clearly would have been noted before, but it hasn't. A simple google search reveals that the 'no acorn' hits are from this year only.

Also, people with numerous trees have no acorns. Surely not all of the trees would be going through the exact same 2-to-4-year cycle at the same time.

I'm in Halifax (east coast of Canada), and I have yet to see an acorn or a chestnut on the ground this year.

Another strange phenomenon was the massive new growth on trees this summer. This was especially evident in pine trees, with some very old trees gaining new growth that doubled them in size. This could have resulted from these trees uptaking Cesium (Fukushima fall-out) as if it were Potassium (a fertilizer). It's like they were on growth hormones. Apparently the same thing happened in Chernobyl for the first few years after the accident, and then the affected trees died.

OP -- could you please explain your reference to the movie "The Happening"?
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bump for OP response.

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