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FUNNY SCIENCE in USA vs EUROPE a blog discussing why lakes don't freeze solid ANY SCIENCE FAN: hilarious!

 
tom2012
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FUNNY SCIENCE in USA vs EUROPE a blog discussing why lakes don't freeze solid ANY SCIENCE FAN: hilarious!
This is a list of comments made a few days ago - anyone who likes to read about science will find find this absolutely hilarious. One blogger claims to be a college kid, the other one is a scientist.
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helen
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the constant for that big bang had to be exaclty where it is at to have the world turn out as a habitable place. One simple thing fascinates me: How did water end up behaving the way it does so that lakes dont freeze solid? That has impressed me as much a genetics.
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To understand why the discussion is so hysterically funny, here are the facts about how water freezes, in general, and in lakes. Water does not behave like other liquids do, there is an anomaly at 39 F (4 C), and also solid water floats rather than sinks.
The fact that water has a maximum density at about 39 degrees Fahrenheit, or 4 degrees Celsius, has further significant consequences for living things. When cold water cools the surface of a freshwater lake, the water at the surface becomes denser and sinks. New water takes its place, gets cooled and sinks. This goes on until all the water in the lake has had a chance to be cooled to its maximum possible density—at 39 F (4 C)—and to sink. Only then can the surface water be cooled down those last seven degrees to form ice at 32 degrees Fahrenheit.

By the time a surface layer of ice can form on a lake, then, all the water in the lake will already be at a temperature of 39 degrees (4 C). No matter how cold the weather becomes, any water that stays colder than 39 degrees stays at the top (because it's lighter), and the fish below can never get any colder and freeze. That's another reason that water's peculiarities are responsible for permitting the existence of life on Earth.
Water gets lighter as it cools from 39 F to 32 F and is lightest as a solid: ice floats as we all know.
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Water does not freeze solid because the water is heated by the heat released by Earth's core and the fact that even though it may be freezing out, sun still provides heat.
helen
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philly where do you come up with crap like that? This a great example of what i was talking about.
Freezing makes water float because it expands, heaviest density of wate is at 4C, so the 4c water falls to the bottom and cannot freeze.
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Whatever you would like to believe. There are multiple reasons for why Lakes don't freeze. The concept that most bodies of water have movement which makes it tougher for the water to freeze, or you can talk about the mass of molecules that must reach the freezing point of water. But I guess you are all knowing, so who am I to question you.
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helen, have u seen the various elements liquify, turn to gas, or form liquid states?
Do you ever get tired of accusing others of being incorrect, when in fact you are incorrect?
helen
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philly it is not what I believe (i believe in only a handful of things)
it is a scientific fact.
OMG phil even when you are told the facts u still cling to your BS. I can't belive you graduated from hi school without knowing that.

One of the most basic principles for why we had life on earth.

BONEZ help philly understand the 3 key factors why water does not feeeze solid in the lakes aboove the arctic cicle
PS helen mentions arctic circle to rule out heat from sun or ground to keep the lakes from freezing
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I just told you why water in large bodies does not freeze solid. You provided a sentence that did not make any sense for what you thought. I provided the scientific reason. What is wrong with you?
Not to mention the fact that you have not mentioned anything about the arctic circle prior to your last post.
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No said she was amazed at how water in lakes does not freeze solid, so I explained to her why that is. Now she is trying to add in all kinds of extra crap.
Air cools faster then water does Helen, this coupled with the facts that ice floats, and that it works as an insulator keeping the enthalpy level relatively stable under neath the ice. The reason the water below the ice does not freeze is because it is being heating by the Earth's core, hence the reason why mountainous regions do not freeze completely.
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It is all gravy, I really don't need anyone's help with this one.
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philly i know u need no help :-)
ur intelligent, no doubt about it.
helen your language is pushing the tolerable limits.
please rember we are civilised :-)

philly i think u struck a nerve :-)
hahahaha
helen
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you are no scientist if you can't remember the amazing anomaly of water to expand when it freezes. Most other chemicals shring in volume thus getting dense and will fall to the bottom. If water would behave like other molecules, the lakes would freeze from the bottom up
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You asked about lakes, and how they do not freeze through. And I provided you with the correct answer. You merely gave the statistics for something I have already said. That Ice floats. Any idiot with 2 ice cubes and a glass of water could have figured that out. Clearly someone forgot that the Earth IN ALL AREAS gives off heat. And why don't you explain why the water at the bottom of lakes is so much cooler then the water towards the top? Maybe because it is not exposed to the elements, and the ice acts like a buffer, keeping the heat within the body of water. You really are a piece of work.
And the reason why water behaves differently then the majority of other molecules is due to its relatively high specific heat rate. Like you are trying to argue with me, and I have a chem book sitting right in front of me. It is pretty useless.
anyways, time to cook dinner, later folks. Helen go play with some ice and water. Maybe you might learn a thing or two, or you know, you could ask a 5 year old what happens when you put ice in water.
helen
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phil why do you keep at it. You sound dummer each post.
Those are not STATISTICS they are physical properties of water under normal atmospheric pressure at sea level.

How deep you have to go into the earth's crust to find head depends on the plates. Like hawaii boils water with lava flow at sea level.

Lakes in the Alps have nothing but miles of cold rock under them

I knew a bimbo once whom we took waterskiing with some guys She had a great body but NO BRAIN, somehow maganaged to get an MS in computer science. I told my boss not to hire her but he did not listen because she looked better than Palin and wore a nice sweater.
So at the lake we went all the way upstream to the Roosevelt Lake Dam. They were letting water out, and this particular dam had water coming out at both sides. For some reason, this bimbo asks why did they let water out from both sides? One of the guys had figured she had not brain and said: "They do that so that the water in Lake Roosevelt stays level" , and she said, "Oh I never thought of that"
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yes your book is pretty useless. You cannot understand the basics of chemical properties of water that was tought to us in high school.
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read it: ice floats, 4degree w.ater sinks so how hard is that to comprehend that a lake will not freeze unless of course the temp drops too low in comparison to the volume of water.
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I guess you guys just have never been anywhere near a person who knows a lot especially about natural science which was my hobby since I was 4 and able to read books on my own. In Finland, normal kids went to school when they were 7. My brother and I started school just before we were 5.
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um water doesnt freeze at great depths because of pressure...
and philly is right about the rapid dispersion of heat by wind chill (err..thats why they call it wind chill)...
the water at 12,000 feet is quite cold :-)
and pressure indeed has quite a bit to do with it...
and i know water... i was in the navy silly obnoxious girl..
if your talking about heat sinking im afraid your wrong...
surface temperatures are always higher then depths... (excepting natural geothermal vents)
u have been swimming right?
u have heard of thermal layers correct?
and how it affects radio waves, say, like sonar?
nm i get what your saying...
ur saying the water isnt frozen because its beneathe the ice...because ice is less dense and floats thus covering the denser water molecules...
what a stupid argument...
in that case surface temperature is lower at the surface...
but u are talking two different states which is pretty rediculous in the debate u insued upon...
silly silly girl.
u cant not use your argument in the same elemental state because it does not apply
Nice conversation going on. Some good thinking.
Given I have pulled you to peices with your silly comments on enough occasions, I think I may be as dumb as both of them put together but still smarter than you.
And I am sure you have heard the concept of insulation? That the top layer of ice insulates the underlying body of water? Again, the temperature of the Earth regulates the temperature of the water in between the Ice and the land underneath the water.
hey ct i was over in the blog spk sent me...
helen is a bit rabid after philly... lost it..
You are clearly incorrect. The earths absorbs heat and exerts heat regardless of where the actual soil is. You merely discussed that ice floats. That was your only explanation for the occurrence we were discussing. Then you when you were wrong, you decided to change the conditions we were speaking of. Look online and you will see many things that back up exactly what I am saying. You merely touched on one aspect of the characteristics of water. I think you need to take a good hard look in the mirror and figure out exactly who is the idiot. Your endless rambles of idiot this and idiot that are quite amusing.
I was actually quite a fat little baby. But again, you make some pretty ridiculous statements considering how many times everyone on this post has proven almost all of your comments and "facts" incorrect.
My chem book is not useless, your argument is useless considering the chem book is backing up everything I am saying. But of course, you must think you are smarter then the scientists who discovered the many characteristics of chemistry that my book contains.
helen laugh away..
thats what most insane asylum people do :-)
padded rooms, little dolls, and an internet connection :-)
cause clearly u dont know science.
u have read something, not sure what, but u dont KNOW science...
There are countless sources that explain my theory. Your idea is merely a small percentage of why lakes freeze. Because ice floats I was actually quite a fat little baby. But again, you make some pretty ridiculous statements considering how many times everyone on this post has proven almost all of your comments and "facts" incorrect.
helen jesus... i could list your lies and inconsistencies all day..
if your going bye bye... really go bye bye.
go away...
we make u sick..
go vomit to never return...
sheesh..
am i suppose to run after u?
Ice floats creating an insulated layer that keeps heat from dispersing out of the lake. And if there is motion, which most lakes have because they are fed by rivers, the fact that molecules are moving further decreases the chances of freezing. There are also aspects of the earths heat that gets dispersed into the water layers. You were pretty much correct. So is Helen, she just does not see that we are saying the same things regarding water's solid state. And she is ignorant to believe that that is the only thing that keeps water from freezing. Because given low enough temperatures water will freeze, water will also freeze if the temperature remains low for long enough periods of time. She is just acting like a 50 year old baby and needs to yell at everyone in order to try to get anything accomplished.
Helen seems to think she is the only person in the world who has had a successful life. Yet she shows no signs of an intelligent or well raised individual. She shows the signs of a spoiled brat who was never told that they were wrong. Who's "specialties" vary from day to day, always switching in accordance with the topic at hand. She is highly laughable. You can tell her parents either were not good at raising her, or did not care, and just let her run wild. Leading to the miserable, ignorant and immature person she is today.
I judge my success on the fact that I own nothing.
I judge my success on my knowledge and happiness.
philly dont ever forget that...
23 is quite an age, to me, ur a boy because im so old.
but.
thats not true, u are a man. beyond what was developed as a kid.
keep that mind :-)
ur gonna be a great man whatever u do.
in a way im humored that ur facing the same shit i did, we all did u will always have people like helen to question your mind and u will always be inclined to fight.
auch. but wisdom comes from the mistakes and battles lost.
and evil tries to induce hate and fear, machoism, as they say...
never lose track of your mind.
helen has an agenda that to me is quite clear, to u it might not be so cause she choose to box u.
she boxes u, cause she thinks she can win.
she thinks her ole wisdom will trump your ideals.
the youth have always been the future from amobes to man.
u keep that mind u have right now, and let no one make u bitter on knowledge.
the words stupid and such are powerful fighting words...
but wisdom is picking the actual battle.
helen is worthless :-)
The only real way to learn is by doing it and f#*king it up at least 1 time.
by the way, u trumped her.
your science is far superior..
and thats from a neutral observer...
her tact is to change paths or insult when lost.
without knowledge..
everything i just said in all my comments was meant to say the following.
"u have wisdom"
u keep it :-)
Honestly people like Helen don't bother me. I am just amazed that there are people who are that arrogant regarding some things. I will always admit it when I am proven wrong (though sometimes I make my last ditch effort last a little longer then it should) but if there is something I do not know, I will not hesitate to ask. People who just keep talking without asking astonish me. People like Helen put all their money on their silly assumptions. Especially regarding my parents. I mean really?!? They don't even know me, yet they are able to somehow figure out how my parents raised me (somethings that I don't even remember)! Haha, whatever. I am gonna go for a walk with the gf, but Ill be back later.

helen
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[link to maine.gov]

What IS education in USA? why does it produce ignorance?

Dumm arses by the millions - who is going to support them?
The worst part of this stupidity is that no one is even brave enough to face your failurethe error in their ways, and people like these vote for Obama. We are looking into a terrifying future if Obama is only as smart as his followers.

This description has none of the BS you tried to pass as fact, heating from the core LMAO

Before a lake can freeze over, its entire water column from top to bottom, must reach that magic temperature (39.2° F or 4° C). This natural cooling process is called fall overturn. It is a gradual process as the surface water slowly cools down and a larger and large layer of water can be mixed by the wind. In rare cases, some lakes never completely mix at turnover.

After the entire body of water reaches magic temperature, 39.2°F or 4° C, the water on top can finally get cold enough to freeze. Small ponds tend to ice over earlier in the winter than deep lakes, because there is less water to cool. Some very deep lakes never freeze because the entire depth of the lake does not cool down to the magic temperature. Most Maine lakes are shallow enough and winter is long and cold enough, so that they freeze over. During some really cold winters, some lake ice can be as much as six feet thick!

This simple description does not give the technical description of how 4C water is heavier and will circulate to the bottom. As the water cools from 4C to 0C the water gets lighter and will freeze at the top. And you did know ice floats but I ADD IT HERE BECAUSE YOU MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN BY NOW.

YOU ALL NEED SOMEONE TO HELP YOU GET THE BASICS RIGHT OR YOU WILL FAIL IN COLLEGE. I REALLY FEEL SHOCKED NONE OF YOU ARE SMARTER THAN A WOODEN NICKEL.
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What is your point? No one was arguing that ice is less dense then water, hence it floats. I don't see why you keep posting such nonsense arguments.
I am pretty sure you are in fact, retarded. Is it really that difficult for you to see your entire argument was already discussed in simple lemans terms?
helen
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phil you do not know why lakes do not freeze completely
the secret is 4 degrees Celius.
You keep ignoring that fact.
Is 1,2,3 as far as you got or you can't handle degrees and celsius?

Phil
you are so pathetic and you are posting your photo is even dumber.
Now everyone knows you are not even at 5th grade level.

No wonder EU is going to take over. You and your kind mistreat women to a point in this country that women here are not ranked in the top ten best list as I posted.

So sorry for the women here, bad and stupid men, bad education, bad situation with Obama swinging fromthe lanter so he does not slip in the mess.
It is not even funny, just a very sand end to civilization in ghte USA. Taken over by illegal immigrants who can at least lay tile and landscape.

But from the looks of you you can't do sht with stupid puny hands of yours.
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Haha you always come back to my photo, like that is some how a representation of my character in a whole. Not to mention that you told me I looked good last night.
And I really don't know any other way of explaining to you that I understand and am well aware of the fact that when water freezes it rises. And that the water that becomes denser sinks to the bottom. That is basic physics that anyone who has learned the term "density" would understand. You might want to stop spouting all this nonsense considering I have, from the very beginning stated that ice rises.

And that fact that you still have not posted a picture of yourself, yet you continue to mock other peoples photos, shows that you are insecure and hiding something.
If you scroll down, you will see that everyone was calling you an idiot. All you did was continue to repeat the same exact thing I was stating, only I elaborated further.
And considering how many of your pathetic excuses for "facts" that you have put forth in the past (which I, along with many others have debunked) it is quite funny that you would call any of us "stupid" or whatever other term you would like to use. For god's sake, you are a fake computer programmer and I still showed that you had no idea what you were talking about when we discussed Linux.
helen
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yes Looks can fool you. Now I see you for what you are A brainless wonder - go apply at the Feak Show
Sleep well now - dumb people need to rest their brain.

The biggest difference between you and me is that I have always had the security of knowing that I am right if I say or do something. You on the other hand will be beaten at work to get you out because you never learn from your mistakes.
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this again proved that no one has ever won and argument with me. No one. but this sure was not worth the time it was not even fun with such a group of morons who made no sensa at all

Good luck trying to fabricate asnwers in the real world - you will be found out as a fake on your first day at your job. poor you
I could care less what you numbnuts think of me because I am very happy who I am. But you and your clan of ignorance and interbreeding is a sad fact.
Sleep now and hope your parents are around for a very long time. You will need them.
Adios Arseloch!
yep helen larger letters make finland mighty.
we got nukes and u aint :-)
hell we got toilette manufactures...
u aint :-)
Hey, Bonez, looks like helen got a little steamed.
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Re: FUNNY SCIENCE in USA vs EUROPE a blog discussing why lakes don't freeze solid ANY SCIENCE FAN: hilarious!
Please pass this to school/college kids and teachers

We read this out loud like a play, one person as helen, and two posters (philly and bonez)

I did not id which poster made the replies, but they have a different style of writing so it is easy to tell

philly is about to graduate as an accountant
bonez is a "scientist" with his own company
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Re: FUNNY SCIENCE in USA vs EUROPE a blog discussing why lakes don't freeze solid ANY SCIENCE FAN: hilarious!
Write a perl script to parse that shit out properly or something :)

Do you have the link to the blog so we can view the source?
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Re: FUNNY SCIENCE in USA vs EUROPE a blog discussing why lakes don't freeze solid ANY SCIENCE FAN: hilarious!
Tom, it is too difficult to read as a blog/chat because there is a lot of other conversation going on.

I will reformat it later in a few days
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Re: FUNNY SCIENCE in USA vs EUROPE a blog discussing why lakes don't freeze solid ANY SCIENCE FAN: hilarious!
the bimbo at the dam is priceless

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