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| -Anti--> User ID: 545322 12/05/2008 08:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just say, "Now we're even." and she'll think you caught her once... She'll never say another word. Signed, -Anti--> Industrio-Classical cybernetic brain stimulation for a new world - Darkness is not inherently evil. [link to www.myspace.com] |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 566562 12/05/2008 08:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am sure you are not the first to do it in that chair, hell your mom probably has. Seriously, don't worry about it everybody does it, I know your embarrassed but it will pass. When I was a kid my mom caught my stepbrother and told everybody at breakfast very uncool I felt terrible for him. I still remember when she would pick-up my socks up off the floor she would ask "Why are you socks always wet?" |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 509546 12/05/2008 08:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I still remember when she would pick-up my socks up off the floor she would ask "Why are you socks always wet?" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 566562LOL...she couldn't figure that one out? Never had my mom catch me but my dad did once..but I was under the covers supposedly alseep - I guess he was coming in to say goodnite or something - so I don't know if he really knew what was going on. Though I caught him a couple times so its all good. |
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| CitrusKush User ID: 533100 12/05/2008 08:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No one ever caught me masturbating nor did i catch anyone else but I did find my mom's dildo.... true story. "If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their money, first by inflation and then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them, will deprive the people of their property until their children will wake up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered." -Thomas Jefferson "This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember it or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. -Benjamin Franklin |
| aaron_o.o User ID: 566206 12/05/2008 08:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | lol, i got caught by my aunt once, but then again, who hasn´t get caught by spanking it by a family member Quoting: TBmy mom left lotion out for me once. i kind of thought it was a sign that i should use it. "God" said, let us make man in our image.. IMPLYING genetic hybridization "I awoke only to find, that the rest of the world was still asleep" |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 560030 12/05/2008 08:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sooo i came home from school today and thought i was home alone so i ran in the basement to use the pc. So since no one was on i looked at porn and went away at it and then i heard a knock on the window and it was my mom............I'm at my friends house now how would u approach ur mom? oh and it was in a 70yr old chair passed down through my family Quoting: Anonymous Coward 565329Maybe your was fingering herself watching you her. |
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| aintnomoretime User ID: 566575 12/05/2008 09:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She only knocked on the window because all your neighbors were watching you on the hidden webcam and they thought that she should know. You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in. -- Arlo Guthrie Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. -- Elbert Hubbard |
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| CitrusKush User ID: 533100 12/05/2008 09:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No one ever caught me masturbating nor did i catch anyone else but I did find my mom's dildo.... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 560030true story. What did you do with it? Cram it up your uhhhh no but i'm sure that's what you like. If you like to shove your mom's dildo up in your butt thats fine. whatever floats your boat but don't share your sick perverted fantasy's with GLP anymore. "If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their money, first by inflation and then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them, will deprive the people of their property until their children will wake up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered." -Thomas Jefferson "This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember it or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. -Benjamin Franklin |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 362124 12/05/2008 09:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sooo i came home from school today and thought i was home alone so i ran in the basement to use the pc. So since no one was on i looked at porn and went away at it and then i heard a knock on the window and it was my mom............I'm at my friends house now how would u approach ur mom? oh and it was in a 70yr old chair passed down through my family Quoting: Anonymous Coward 565329But whatever. She probably helped your dad do it one time. She probably has even done it, but not all women do. Most men do though. Anyhow, you need to take it easy on the chair. Also, use your damn imagination. The internet is poison. You are honestly going to ruin your wedding night and any intimacy with women by spanking it to 1000s of webpages of images. It's also a better "high" to sit back, use some imagination, and let the good times roll. |
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| OxygenX User ID: 560870 12/05/2008 09:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sooo i came home from school today and thought i was home alone so i ran in the basement to use the pc. So since no one was on i looked at porn and went away at it and then i heard a knock on the window and it was my mom............I'm at my friends house now how would u approach ur mom? oh and it was in a 70yr old chair passed down through my family Quoting: Anonymous Coward 362124But whatever. She probably helped your dad do it one time. She probably has even done it, but not all women do. Most men do though. Anyhow, you need to take it easy on the chair. Also, use your damn imagination. The internet is poison. You are honestly going to ruin your wedding night and any intimacy with women by spanking it to 1000s of webpages of images. It's also a better "high" to sit back, use some imagination, and let the good times roll. and get some good water based lube!!!! apparently...ahem....cough.... Cheers. ----------------------------- "Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes." "The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine" "What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" |
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