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My mom caught me Spanking it

 
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My mom caught me Spanking it
Sooo i came home from school today and thought i was home alone so i ran in the basement to use the pc. So since no one was on i looked at porn and went away at it and then i heard a knock on the window and it was my mom............I'm at my friends house now how would u approach ur mom? oh and it was in a 70yr old chair passed down through my family tomato
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12/05/2008 08:34 PM
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ROFL - say nothing. Your mom is probably too embarrassed to say anything.
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Just say, "Now we're even." and she'll think you caught her once... She'll never say another word.
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12/05/2008 08:35 PM
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Re: My mom caught me Spanking it
Trial and Error.

Error: Leaving a window open for anyone to peek through while you are masturbating.
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12/05/2008 08:36 PM
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ask her to help you because you couldn't make it work
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12/05/2008 08:40 PM
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I am sure you are not the first to do it in that chair, hell your mom probably has.


Seriously, don't worry about it everybody does it, I know your embarrassed but it will pass.

When I was a kid my mom caught my stepbrother and told everybody at breakfast very uncool I felt terrible for him.

I still remember when she would pick-up my socks up off the floor she would ask "Why are you socks always wet?"
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12/05/2008 08:43 PM
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I'd tell her, "If it makes you feel any better mom, I was jacking off to pictures of you." That'll shut her up and she'll never mention it again. LOL
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12/05/2008 08:43 PM
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Just say, "Now we're even." and she'll think you caught her once... She'll never say another word.
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12/05/2008 08:43 PM
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I still remember when she would pick-up my socks up off the floor she would ask "Why are you socks always wet?"
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LOL...she couldn't figure that one out?

Never had my mom catch me but my dad did once..but I was under the covers supposedly alseep - I guess he was coming in to say goodnite or something - so I don't know if he really knew what was going on. Though I caught him a couple times so its all good.
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12/05/2008 08:46 PM
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I still remember when she would pick-up my socks up off the floor she would ask "Why are you socks always wet?"


LOL...she couldn't figure that one out?

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Right
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12/05/2008 08:47 PM
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my mum came into my room to tell me there was a phone call for me after i had blown a big load onto my chest, she acted like nothing happened.
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12/05/2008 08:48 PM
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lol, i got caught by my aunt once, but then again, who hasn´t get caught by spanking it by a family member
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12/05/2008 08:49 PM
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No one ever caught me masturbating nor did i catch anyone else but I did find my mom's dildo....

true story.
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lol, i got caught by my aunt once, but then again, who hasn´t get caught by spanking it by a family member
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my mom left lotion out for me once. i kind of thought it was a sign that i should use it.
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rofl
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Sooo i came home from school today and thought i was home alone so i ran in the basement to use the pc. So since no one was on i looked at porn and went away at it and then i heard a knock on the window and it was my mom............I'm at my friends house now how would u approach ur mom? oh and it was in a 70yr old chair passed down through my family tomato
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 565329

Maybe your angryface was fingering herself watching you jerkit and knocked on the window to let you know she wanted you to dubya her.
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lol, i got caught by my aunt once, but then again, who hasn´t get caught by spanking it by a family member

my mom left lotion out for me once. i kind of thought it was a sign that i should use it.
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chuckle
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12/05/2008 08:53 PM
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No one ever caught me masturbating nor did i catch anyone else but I did find my mom's dildo....

true story.
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What did you do with it? Cram it up your butt or sumthin'?
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oh and it was in a 70yr old chair passed down through my family tomato
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I'm sure you're not the first one in sebbindy yeuhs.


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12/05/2008 08:55 PM
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i wonder what sick fukks we have here now i know
betting off idiots...

hehe
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12/05/2008 09:07 PM
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She only knocked on the window because all your neighbors were watching you on the hidden webcam and they thought that she should know.
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12/05/2008 09:09 PM
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Just say, "Now we're even." and she'll think you caught her once... She'll never say another word.

lolatu
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bump
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12/05/2008 09:10 PM
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What amazes me is why the parents will always act suprised.

It's not like they have never done it.
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12/05/2008 09:11 PM
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Tell her that it was a homework assignment.
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12/05/2008 09:12 PM
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What amazes me is why the parents will always act suprised.

It's not like they have never done it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 564261

LOL

I never been caught, but my mom is stupid. I always had kleenex in my trash can - every day of the year.
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12/05/2008 09:16 PM
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No one ever caught me masturbating nor did i catch anyone else but I did find my mom's dildo....

true story.

What did you do with it? Cram it up your butt or sumthin'?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 560030


uhhhh no but i'm sure that's what you like. If you like to shove your mom's dildo up in your butt thats fine. whatever floats your boat but don't share your sick perverted fantasy's with GLP anymore.
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12/05/2008 09:19 PM
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Re: My mom caught me Spanking it
Sooo i came home from school today and thought i was home alone so i ran in the basement to use the pc. So since no one was on i looked at porn and went away at it and then i heard a knock on the window and it was my mom............I'm at my friends house now how would u approach ur mom? oh and it was in a 70yr old chair passed down through my family tomato
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 565329

sockpuppet

But whatever. She probably helped your dad do it one time. She probably has even done it, but not all women do. Most men do though.

Anyhow, you need to take it easy on the chair.

Also, use your damn imagination. The internet is poison. You are honestly going to ruin your wedding night and any intimacy with women by spanking it to 1000s of webpages of images.

It's also a better "high" to sit back, use some imagination, and let the good times roll.
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12/05/2008 09:20 PM
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Take your dogma and shove it!

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12/05/2008 09:21 PM
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Re: My mom caught me Spanking it
Sooo i came home from school today and thought i was home alone so i ran in the basement to use the pc. So since no one was on i looked at porn and went away at it and then i heard a knock on the window and it was my mom............I'm at my friends house now how would u approach ur mom? oh and it was in a 70yr old chair passed down through my family tomato

sockpuppet

But whatever. She probably helped your dad do it one time. She probably has even done it, but not all women do. Most men do though.

Anyhow, you need to take it easy on the chair.

Also, use your damn imagination. The internet is poison. You are honestly going to ruin your wedding night and any intimacy with women by spanking it to 1000s of webpages of images.

It's also a better "high" to sit back, use some imagination, and let the good times roll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 362124

and get some good water based lube!!!!
















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12/05/2008 09:21 PM

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Don't feel embarrassed, OP. 85% of men surveyed say they masturbate at least three times a week. The rest lie about it.
It's good to be open-minded, just don't let your brain fall out.
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lmao Sorry man !!

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