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I Won Last Nights JACK POT... Life Is Just Unbelievable.

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/07/2008 02:35 PM
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I Won Last Nights JACK POT... Life Is Just Unbelievable.
Well last night I won the Lottery the whole Jack Pot.

Today I still can't believe it.

My whole family checked the ticket and it right on.

I am going to do everything I ever wanted to do I am only 23 and heave a life ahead. Funny now I don't feel the "system" is so bad (joking).

I am going to share with hose whom deserve it, mostly children.

But my sharing will mostly go to care for seniors within Canada for whom seems everyone has forgotten about.

First after I collect with a good LAWYER I am going sensor my self ahead of time from going on a shopping spree.

I am going to do smart deeds with every dime after securing investments for my family, close friends and my self.

I am still going to live the way I live now, if I change anything it will be getting a BIG farm for all 3 of our families.

I am lackey to have won what more ca I ask for? I ask for a prayer that I am vise and giving with what life has given me.
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12/07/2008 02:36 PM
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Too bad the world is about to end, sucker.
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12/07/2008 02:38 PM
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Can you spare some change??

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12/07/2008 02:39 PM
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how much?
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Well last night I won the Lottery the whole Jack Pot.

Today I still can't believe it.

My whole family checked the ticket and it right on.

I am going to do everything I ever wanted to do I am only 23 and heave a life ahead. Funny now I don't feel the "system" is so bad (joking).

I am going to share with hose whom deserve it, mostly children.

But my sharing will mostly go to care for seniors within Canada for whom seems everyone has forgotten about.

First after I collect with a good LAWYER I am going sensor my self ahead of time from going on a shopping spree.

I am going to do smart deeds with every dime after securing investments for my family, close friends and my self.

I am still going to live the way I live now, if I change anything it will be getting a BIG farm for all 3 of our families.

I am lackey to have won what more ca I ask for? I ask for a prayer that I am vise and giving with what life has given me.
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Buy GLP!!
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12/07/2008 02:40 PM
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So how much did ya win? Inquiring minds and all....
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12/07/2008 02:40 PM
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More power to ya OP, hope you have fun and invest it wisely, id personally buy a house and get a nice bunker built, id stay in full time education too.

Dont waste it on flash cars or expensive boats.
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12/07/2008 02:41 PM
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Re: I Won Last Nights JACK POT... Life Is Just Unbelievable.
Well last night I won the Lottery the whole Jack Pot.

Today I still can't believe it.

My whole family checked the ticket and it right on.

I am going to do everything I ever wanted to do I am only 23 and heave a life ahead. Funny now I don't feel the "system" is so bad (joking).

I am going to share with hose whom deserve it, mostly children.

But my sharing will mostly go to care for seniors within Canada for whom seems everyone has forgotten about.

First after I collect with a good LAWYER I am going sensor my self ahead of time from going on a shopping spree.

I am going to do smart deeds with every dime after securing investments for my family, close friends and my self.

I am still going to live the way I live now, if I change anything it will be getting a BIG farm for all 3 of our families.

I am lackey to have won what more ca I ask for? I ask for a prayer that I am vise and giving with what life has given me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 550742


Happy for you!
And since I am not Canadian and don't know how you pay your taxes..be very careful about keeping aside whatever $ you need to pay them in the coming years.
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12/07/2008 02:41 PM
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Congratulations.

hf
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12/07/2008 02:41 PM
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Too bad the world is about to end, sucker.
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12/07/2008 02:42 PM
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Re: I Won Last Nights JACK POT... Life Is Just Unbelievable.
Well last night I won the Lottery the whole Jack Pot.

Today I still can't believe it.

My whole family checked the ticket and it right on.

I am going to do everything I ever wanted to do I am only 23 and heave a life ahead. Funny now I don't feel the "system" is so bad (joking).

I am going to share with hose whom deserve it, mostly children.

But my sharing will mostly go to care for seniors within Canada for whom seems everyone has forgotten about.

First after I collect with a good LAWYER I am going sensor my self ahead of time from going on a shopping spree.

I am going to do smart deeds with every dime after securing investments for my family, close friends and my self.

I am still going to live the way I live now, if I change anything it will be getting a BIG farm for all 3 of our families.

I am lackey to have won what more ca I ask for? I ask for a prayer that I am vise and giving with what life has given me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 550742


In your Dreams?
bump
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12/07/2008 02:43 PM
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how much did u won?
curious minds want to know :)
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12/07/2008 02:43 PM
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how much did u won?
curious minds want to know :)
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12/07/2008 02:52 PM
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The devil will return to claim your soul and the souls of those you love. Lottery winnings are evil. Send the cash to me and I will wash it of the evil.
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12/07/2008 02:53 PM
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BEWARE.


MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL SPENDING.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/07/2008 02:53 PM
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Re: I Won Last Nights JACK POT... Life Is Just Unbelievable.
I am not going to be very specific on the sum but it's more than enough to last me a life time and everyone around me + share.

Actually I don't think I will be buying a car.

But you know what all the charity work I will be doing I will overlook my self I wont just donate to organizations.

I am not going to give for Aids or cancer...

I long wanted to make a self sustained town. Wouldn't that be cool. That idea seems so fascinating but far fetched for now.

I can tell you that for the last two years I have been so mad on how seniors are treated for example having to have a 70% full diaper in order for the "home" staff to attend to you.

MAD, so all the seniors who worked so hard so I can come here and have a life I WILL WORK for from now ON.

SO weird and exciting I am having all these mixed emotions.
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12/07/2008 02:53 PM
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bsflag

No you didn't.
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12/07/2008 02:54 PM
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Hey I am the first! bsflag
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12/07/2008 02:54 PM
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Aw, One second too late! DAMMIT
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12/07/2008 02:56 PM
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if what you say is true OP

congratulations!

AND... you should KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT IT!!

you will find that people will flock to you in an attempt to get your money :)


keep a low profile about it in REAL LIFE
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I second that.
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12/07/2008 02:57 PM
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if what you say is true OP

congratulations!

AND... you should KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT IT!!

you will find that people will flock to you in an attempt to get your money :)


keep a low profile about it in REAL LIFE
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^

DITTO!

Good advice you're getting here, OP.
Anonymous Coward
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12/07/2008 02:58 PM
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type into your seach engine "curse of lotto winners" or something to that effect. It will be sobering, but it could just save your life.
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12/07/2008 03:00 PM
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Take spelling lessons.
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12/07/2008 03:00 PM
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OP...You won JACK S**T! LOL

Also, it easy to check the results/winnings on the lotteryusa site...probably a nice dream!
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12/07/2008 03:02 PM
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bsflag
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12/07/2008 03:03 PM
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if what you say is true OP

congratulations!

AND... you should KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT IT!!

you will find that people will flock to you in an attempt to get your money :)


keep a low profile about it in REAL LIFE
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Thank you that is good advice I tend to put to work

I really just want NO ATTENTION just my life

Than You
HannibalTheCannibal

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12/07/2008 03:04 PM
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if what you say is true OP

congratulations!

AND... you should KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT IT!!

you will find that people will flock to you in an attempt to get your money :)


keep a low profile about it in REAL LIFE
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Indeed, trinity is correct.
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OP should be easy to find. He'll be the only one BUYING real estate (a farm) and will be writing checks to children and seniors but flipping off those with AIDS and Cancer.

Since OP's first inclination was to post here, I'd really be curious to see how wisely he/she invests.

But, as others have already said, enjoy your short stint as a millionaire because life everywhere is fixin' to get crazy.
Yours Truly!
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12/07/2008 03:05 PM
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Take spelling lessons.
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Actually I will it is the only thing left to upgrade on in English.

I love this country so much that I have made a point of learning English perfect to speak and the history, local ways, geography...

And I definitely will work on my spelling, that ought to make the spelling police happy :)
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Re: I Won Last Nights JACK POT... Life Is Just Unbelievable.
Well last night I won the Lottery the whole Jack Pot.

Today I still can't believe it.

My whole family checked the ticket and it right on.

I am going to do everything I ever wanted to do I am only 23 and heave a life ahead. Funny now I don't feel the "system" is so bad (joking).

I am going to share with hose whom deserve it, mostly children.

But my sharing will mostly go to care for seniors within Canada for whom seems everyone has forgotten about.

First after I collect with a good LAWYER I am going sensor my self ahead of time from going on a shopping spree.

I am going to do smart deeds with every dime after securing investments for my family, close friends and my self.

I am still going to live the way I live now, if I change anything it will be getting a BIG farm for all 3 of our families.

I am lackey to have won what more ca I ask for? I ask for a prayer that I am vise and giving with what life has given me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 550742

Poof!!!!!!!!!! It will be gone so fast, save this post.

I won $100K in January and have every dime of it plus an additional $18,500 that it made on Oil Royalties first half of the year.

You sound like yours will be gone in 3-4 months.

Congrats anyway ;-)
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12/07/2008 03:09 PM
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IF this is the truth (which is a very big IF), then be careful. Money empowers the ego like nothing else. Make sure you don't get a God complex.

And as others have suggested, it would probably be best not to go around announcing a sudden windfall. Bad things can happen to good people.

Best of luck to you, whether this is true or not.
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