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My GOD! My CAT just punctured a whole in my hand...BLOOD POURING EVERYWHERE!

 
CATS ARE EVIL !
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My GOD! My CAT just punctured a whole in my hand...BLOOD POURING EVERYWHERE!
I've never seen anything like this!

We were playing, and he reached out and punctured a spot on the top of my thumb...must have hit a vein or something, because the blood just poured out of the little puncture.

Made a trail of blood all the way to the bathroom, finally stopped bleeding...

Cats are evil as hell!!
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12/07/2008 10:39 PM
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You were playing with a cat and they have claws, what did you think would happen?
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12/07/2008 10:40 PM
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You want it to bleed as much as possible. Cats mouths are filthy and their bite being a puncture is like an injection of their mouth bacteria. Go see a doctor or clinic.

i
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:dnthfc:
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12/07/2008 10:41 PM
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Don't get blood on the keyboard man! What's wrong with you!
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12/07/2008 10:42 PM
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Re: My GOD! My CAT just punctured a whole in my hand...BLOOD POURING EVERYWHERE!
get out the kitchen if you can't take the heat, in otherwords don't fuck with the cat if you can't take a scratch, its what they do. I've taken my fair share, skin always heals
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Re: My GOD! My CAT just punctured a whole in my hand...BLOOD POURING EVERYWHERE!
Don't get blood on the keyboard man! What's wrong with you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 459712

:moron 2:
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12/07/2008 10:43 PM
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Re: My GOD! My CAT just punctured a whole in my hand...BLOOD POURING EVERYWHERE!
You want it to bleed as much as possible. Cats mouths are filthy and their bite being a puncture is like an injection of their mouth bacteria. Go see a doctor or clinic.

i
 Quoting: Ignob 500031

I poured half a bottle of peroxide onto it..burned like hell. And it wasn't his mouth, it was his claws...I'm sure they're just as filthy if not worse from all the shit burying he does.

I've been scratched before, but this is weird..it went deep and hit a vein I think..the damn blood was everywhere!

Looks like I killed someone here.
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Re: My GOD! My CAT just punctured a whole in my hand...BLOOD POURING EVERYWHERE!
get out the kitchen if you can't take the heat, in otherwords don't fuck with the cat if you can't take a scratch, its what they do. I've taken my fair share, skin always heals
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 567867

dude, this isn't some regular cat scratch...it's a puncture wound...the fucker stuck his claw into my skin like a nail!
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12/07/2008 10:45 PM
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It's spelled HOLE not WHOLE. How can people be expected to think when they can't even spell @ GLP? For God's Sake, you kids even have Google to correct your illiteracy these days. No Excuses.
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Re: My GOD! My CAT just punctured a whole in my hand...BLOOD POURING EVERYWHERE!
Cats play rough.. sometimes out of no where they will just play like that. I trim the claws on my cats.. BTW those PediPaws things really work.. even my most shy cat will sit there and let me trim her nails with them.

Ahh well.. wash it out, clean it up.. and go give the kitty some love.. he didn't mean to hurt you.. that's just how they play sometimes.
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It's spelled HOLE not WHOLE. How can people be expected to think when they can't even spell @ GLP? For God's Sake, you kids even have Google to correct your illiteracy these days. No Excuses.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 566556

sorry, spelling nazi, asswipe.
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PUSSY!!! (i had to do it)
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12/07/2008 10:48 PM
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They aren't anymore evil than any other animal. It's probably young and just feeling frisky, they sometimes get a little carried away.
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Re: My GOD! My CAT just punctured a whole in my hand...BLOOD POURING EVERYWHERE!
Please, please...take him to the Vet and spend some more money on him !
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Re: My GOD! My CAT just punctured a whole in my hand...BLOOD POURING EVERYWHERE!
My cat used to want to fight....it's how they play with their siblings. I used to have deep scratches running up and down both arms! I am sure it wasn't meant to hurt you. Watch out, now he'll bring you dead birds to make up for it...
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Re: My GOD! My CAT just punctured a whole in my hand...BLOOD POURING EVERYWHERE!
My son got bitten by a cat and his hand infected. We ended up having to take him to a doc and I wished I had done it ealier.

But I don't think that cats claws are are bad as their mouths. So now I think a doctor is overkill.

i
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12/07/2008 10:49 PM
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Man the fuck up, cats come from the wild, you put it in your house, they swipe and claw eachother like that all the time and are fine, you just dont have fur/skin like theirs
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PUSSY!!! (i had to do it)
 Quoting: neptuneblues 567871


ok, come on now - that was a good one. does nobody have a sense of humor here?

jeez...

oh yeah, CATS ARE DIVINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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They aren't anymore evil than any other animal. It's probably young and just feeling frisky, they sometimes get a little carried away.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 477225


He's a mean bastard...always torments my poor dog too.
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12/07/2008 10:52 PM
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12/07/2008 11:00 PM
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:kittypunch:
 Quoting: UnHinged Loon

LOL!!!!!!!!!

you're probably a jerk, that's why he tagged ya. cats always know. dogs too. that's why all of these stupid neurotic pet owners on The Dog Whisperer have stupid neurotic animals.

but anyway, Caesar's HOT!
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12/07/2008 11:03 PM
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Re: My GOD! My CAT just punctured a whole in my hand...BLOOD POURING EVERYWHERE!
You were playing with a cat and they have claws, what did you think would happen?
 Quoting: coolhandluke74


Exactly.

Shut the fuck up unless you get infected.
Keep it clean.
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12/07/2008 11:09 PM
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Don't tell the dr your cat hurt you they will want to quarantine it. I was evacuating my cat during a fire and he scratched me when I tried to shove him in the cat box and the dr wanted me to fill out paperwork on the cat. I refused.
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12/07/2008 11:11 PM
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Re: My GOD! My CAT just punctured a whole in my hand...BLOOD POURING EVERYWHERE!
Don't tell the dr your cat hurt you they will want to quarantine it. I was evacuating my cat during a fire and he scratched me when I tried to shove him in the cat box and the dr wanted me to fill out paperwork on the cat. I refused.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 506507

I don't plan on going to the dr. unles it gets infected.

I'll just tell the dr. I was petting some stray outside -- I think my cat has a hidden agenda, but I still won't snitch him out.
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12/07/2008 11:17 PM
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Re: My GOD! My CAT just punctured a whole in my hand...BLOOD POURING EVERYWHERE!
I guess there are insane cats...I've never known one and I must have had 30 cats in my lifetime plus many I've fed outside and let stay around the house.

I think if I had a " mean bastard " cat I'd be smart enough to give him his space. In other words, I think you were torturing the cat and it defended itself.

You gotexactly what you deserved.

Sincerely,
An animal friend
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12/07/2008 11:20 PM
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Kill it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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12/07/2008 11:21 PM
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PUSSY!!! (i had to do it)


ok, come on now - that was a good one. does nobody have a sense of humor here?

jeez...

oh yeah, CATS ARE DIVINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: neptuneblues 567871


i'm waiting...............
C.
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12/07/2008 11:33 PM
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Re: My GOD! My CAT just punctured a whole in my hand...BLOOD POURING EVERYWHERE!
I thought this was just sumpthin in a song.

You can really get cat scratch fever.
Be careful or you might need a big old shot.
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12/07/2008 11:35 PM
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[link to www.youtube.com]

...is what I meant.
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Re: My GOD! My CAT just punctured a whole in my hand...BLOOD POURING EVERYWHERE!
How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you.
[link to www.catswhothrowupgrass.com]