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I Swallowed a Fly!!! What Do I Do?!! What Could Happen?!!!

 
George
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12/09/2008 06:15 AM
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I Swallowed a Fly!!! What Do I Do?!! What Could Happen?!!!
;)
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12/09/2008 06:16 AM
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Maggots may begin spewing from every orifice, that's all.
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12/09/2008 06:17 AM
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this will happen



or... you know.. nothing
i am you

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who the hell is kosani? u playing mind tricks?
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Anonymous Coward
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12/09/2008 06:17 AM
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;)
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Enjoy the free meat?
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12/09/2008 06:17 AM
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You will become like this in a few days: :zombies:
Did you ever have a job that you hated and worked real hard at? A long, hard day of work. Finally you get to go home, get in bed, close your eyes and immediately you wake up and realize... that the whole day at work had been a dream. It's bad enough that you sell your waking life for minimum wage, but now they get your dreams for free.



The worst mistake that you can make is to think you're alive when really you're asleep in life's waiting room.
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12/09/2008 06:18 AM
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Just hope it was a fly, man.

Nan-o.

hi
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Re: I Swallowed a Fly!!! What Do I Do?!! What Could Happen?!!!
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat... She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course.
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swallow a spider to catch the fly
Anonymous Coward
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12/09/2008 06:19 AM
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Swallow a spider to eat the fly
Oh my oh my I swallowed a fly
I think I'll die
HannibalTheCannibal

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12/09/2008 06:19 AM
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this will happen

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12/09/2008 06:20 AM
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fly eggs hatch best in a warm, moist environment such as a human stomach. A single fly can carry as many as 180,000 eggs in one batch. Of these, approximately 120,00 can hatch resulting in the birth of that many new flies. Once they have attched themselves to the stomach lining they are virtually impossible to remove. Best of luck.
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12/09/2008 06:21 AM
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QUIET COSTANZA!
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12/09/2008 06:38 AM
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fly eggs hatch best in a warm, moist environment such as a human stomach. A single fly can carry as many as 180,000 eggs in one batch. Of these, approximately 120,00 can hatch resulting in the birth of that many new flies. Once they have attched themselves to the stomach lining they are virtually impossible to remove. Best of luck.
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Yes. Harsh but true.
Anonymous Coward
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12/09/2008 06:48 AM
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fly eggs hatch best in a warm, moist environment such as a human stomach. A single fly can carry as many as 180,000 eggs in one batch. Of these, approximately 120,00 can hatch resulting in the birth of that many new flies. Once they have attched themselves to the stomach lining they are virtually impossible to remove. Best of luck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 321019


A dead fly cannot lay eggs. Also the acids in your stomach will desolve all 'eggs', lol.
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fly eggs hatch best in a warm, moist environment such as a human stomach. A single fly can carry as many as 180,000 eggs in one batch. Of these, approximately 120,00 can hatch resulting in the birth of that many new flies. Once they have attched themselves to the stomach lining they are virtually impossible to remove. Best of luck.


A dead fly cannot lay eggs. Also the acids in your stomach will desolve all 'eggs', lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 318585



That is why the biggest risk is for the eggs to attach to the esophageal tube, where it meets the stomach.

I would immediately drink at least four or five mixed drinks made with bacardi 151 or everclear to kill the eggs.
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12/09/2008 06:55 AM
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Probably the same thing that happens when you eat tuna, cereal, bread, krispy kreme donuts, beans, and fast food.
Anonymous Coward
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12/09/2008 06:59 AM
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Just eat some vanilla ice cream and you will be ok
Anonymous Coward
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12/09/2008 07:05 AM
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He didn't say the fly was dead, only that he swallowed one.
Brundlefly

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12/09/2008 07:07 AM
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EntomoloBZZZZZZZZZZgy.

Bzzzzz Bzzzzzzzzz.


Anybody have any vomit i can eat?
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He didn't say the fly was dead, only that he swallowed one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 321019


Doesn't matter if the fly was dead. If there were larvae inside it when it died they will crawl out of its carcass, eating the remains.

Nothing can happen. They will be digested, though the thought is enough to make one vomit.

Whatever you do, don't swallow a horse. I once knew a girl who swallowed a horse... She's dead of course!

Good luck,
Wickedgood
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06/03/2009 08:34 AM
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I know an old lady who swallowed a fly, I don't know why she swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die.
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06/03/2009 08:34 AM
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basically you're fucked. i give you two more hours max. get out there and enjoy them.
the 2 party system is a sham--both sides are puppets playing for the same team
Anonymous Coward
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06/03/2009 09:22 AM
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fly eggs hatch best in a warm, moist environment such as a human stomach. A single fly can carry as many as 180,000 eggs in one batch. Of these, approximately 120,00 can hatch resulting in the birth of that many new flies. Once they have attched themselves to the stomach lining they are virtually impossible to remove. Best of luck.


Yes. Harsh but true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 294313

WOW! I think I would be drinking something strong right now after reading that.Quick,down a half a bottle of whiskey.That will take care of that pesky critter.
Anonymous Coward
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06/03/2009 09:23 AM
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Why do I see a "To the guy who told me to swallow a fly to catch a buzz" thread popping up soon?

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