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Mr Morden User ID: 568050 Sweden 12/09/2008 06:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You will become like this in a few days: :zombies: Did you ever have a job that you hated and worked real hard at? A long, hard day of work. Finally you get to go home, get in bed, close your eyes and immediately you wake up and realize... that the whole day at work had been a dream. It's bad enough that you sell your waking life for minimum wage, but now they get your dreams for free. The worst mistake that you can make is to think you're alive when really you're asleep in life's waiting room. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 515900 Netherlands 12/09/2008 06:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I dunno why she swallowed that fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old lady who swallowed a spider, That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. But I dunno why she swallowed that fly - Perhaps she'll die. There was an old lady who swallowed a bird; How absurd, to swallow a bird! She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. But I dunno why she swallowed that fly - Perhaps she'll die There was an old lady who swallowed a cat. Imagine that, she swallowed a cat. She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ... She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. But I dunno why she swallowed that fly Perhaps she'll die There was an old lady who swallowed a dog. What a hog! To swallow a dog! She swallowed the dog to catch the cat... She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ... She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. But I dunno why she swallowed that fly Perhaps she'll die. There was an old lady who swallowed a goat. Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat! She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ... She swallowed the dog to catch the cat. She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ... She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. But I dunno why she swallowed that fly Perhaps she'll die. There was an old lady who swallowed a cow. I don't know how she swallowed a cow! She swallowed the cow to catch the goat... She swallowed the goat to catch the dog... She swallowed the dog to catch the cat... She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ... She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. But I dunno why she swallowed that fly Perhaps she'll die. There was an old lady who swallowed a horse - She's dead, of course. |
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HannibalTheCannibal User ID: 539765 United Kingdom 12/09/2008 06:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | this will happen Quoting: KosaniCareful, brundlefly haunts GLP. There is NO PROFIT IN PEACE, There is NO PROPHET IN PEACE. Resident GLP Religion HATER and PROUD Atheist. Carl Sagan "A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." [link to img181.imageshack.us] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 321019 United States 12/09/2008 06:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | fly eggs hatch best in a warm, moist environment such as a human stomach. A single fly can carry as many as 180,000 eggs in one batch. Of these, approximately 120,00 can hatch resulting in the birth of that many new flies. Once they have attched themselves to the stomach lining they are virtually impossible to remove. Best of luck. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 294313 Ireland 12/09/2008 06:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | fly eggs hatch best in a warm, moist environment such as a human stomach. A single fly can carry as many as 180,000 eggs in one batch. Of these, approximately 120,00 can hatch resulting in the birth of that many new flies. Once they have attched themselves to the stomach lining they are virtually impossible to remove. Best of luck. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 321019Yes. Harsh but true. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 318585 Bulgaria 12/09/2008 06:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | fly eggs hatch best in a warm, moist environment such as a human stomach. A single fly can carry as many as 180,000 eggs in one batch. Of these, approximately 120,00 can hatch resulting in the birth of that many new flies. Once they have attched themselves to the stomach lining they are virtually impossible to remove. Best of luck. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 321019A dead fly cannot lay eggs. Also the acids in your stomach will desolve all 'eggs', lol. |
Apocalypse Troll Trollicus Apocalyptus User ID: 564516 United States 12/09/2008 06:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | fly eggs hatch best in a warm, moist environment such as a human stomach. A single fly can carry as many as 180,000 eggs in one batch. Of these, approximately 120,00 can hatch resulting in the birth of that many new flies. Once they have attched themselves to the stomach lining they are virtually impossible to remove. Best of luck. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 318585A dead fly cannot lay eggs. Also the acids in your stomach will desolve all 'eggs', lol. That is why the biggest risk is for the eggs to attach to the esophageal tube, where it meets the stomach. I would immediately drink at least four or five mixed drinks made with bacardi 151 or everclear to kill the eggs. "Honor the Texas flag; I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one state under God, one and indivisible." [link to www.statutes.legis.state.tx.us] |
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wickedgood User ID: 693830 United States 06/03/2009 08:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He didn't say the fly was dead, only that he swallowed one. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 321019Doesn't matter if the fly was dead. If there were larvae inside it when it died they will crawl out of its carcass, eating the remains. Nothing can happen. They will be digested, though the thought is enough to make one vomit. Whatever you do, don't swallow a horse. I once knew a girl who swallowed a horse... She's dead of course! Good luck, Wickedgood |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 692317 United States 06/03/2009 09:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | fly eggs hatch best in a warm, moist environment such as a human stomach. A single fly can carry as many as 180,000 eggs in one batch. Of these, approximately 120,00 can hatch resulting in the birth of that many new flies. Once they have attched themselves to the stomach lining they are virtually impossible to remove. Best of luck. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 294313Yes. Harsh but true. WOW! I think I would be drinking something strong right now after reading that.Quick,down a half a bottle of whiskey.That will take care of that pesky critter. |
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