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Rapture, Dec.21,2008?

 
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John 4: 35
"Do you not say, FOUR MONTHS MORE and then the harvest? I tell you, open your eyes, and look at the fields! They are ripe for harvest. Even NOW the reaper draws his wages, even NOW HE HARVESTS THE CROP FOR ETERNAL LIFE, so that the sower and the reaper may be glad together."

According to the ancient 'Hebrew Calendar' the main Barley grain harvest is in the month of Lyyar (May). Counting backwards the "FOUR MONTHS" of Nisan (April), Adar (March), Shebat (February), and Tebeth (January) we come to the MONTH OF Kislev (December)!!!

JESUS, HIMSELF, IS TELLING US THAT "THE CROP FOR ETERNAL LIFE" WILL BE "HARVESTED" IN THE MONTH BEFORE THE "FOUR MONTHS MORE" AFTER THE RAPTURE MONTH AND BEFORE THE NORMAL HARVEST MONTH. THE SCRIPTURAL WORD 'NOW' MUST MEAN DECEMBER!!!

CONCLUSION:
The RAPTURE "HARVEST" happens "now" in the month of (December) plus the "four months more" of (January, February, March, April) and then the normal BARLEY "harvest" happens in the month of (May).

Marilyn Agee says to watch for the rapture to happen on Kislev 24 which is December 21, 2008 and is the Day of Jesus' Conception. I believe that she is RIGHT according to John 4:35.


Come Lord Jesus, just as you have told us you will in John 4:35.
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... would be such a blessing!.
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Yet another self-proclaimed but false prophet.

A dime a dozen, and also a sign of the times.
Many open minds should be closed for repairs

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WRONG DUDE!! so wrong!

Stop trying to predict the resurrection....

you are deceived by dispensationalism....

the resurrection doesn't happen till after the world falls apart. matt 24 "immediatly AFTER the tribiulation of those days.....th eson of man will gather his..."

know what is coming though..... see my trhead true modern day prophets and my videos
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CAAAPSSS!!!
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ill be here on the 22nd and so will you.

your jesus exists only in a book.

he will not come in the clouds to save you.

you will be here until you die.

i promise you.
Man created gods in HIS image.
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Requirement in rapture threads:

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Oh for fuck's sake
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Yeah, good luck with that

John 4: 35
"Do you not say, FOUR MONTHS MORE and then the harvest? I tell you, open your eyes, and look at the fields! They are ripe for harvest. Even NOW the reaper draws his wages, even NOW HE HARVESTS THE CROP FOR ETERNAL LIFE, so that the sower and the reaper may be glad together."

According to the ancient 'Hebrew Calendar' the main Barley grain harvest is in the month of Lyyar (May). Counting backwards the "FOUR MONTHS" of Nisan (April), Adar (March), Shebat (February), and Tebeth (January) we come to the MONTH OF Kislev (December)!!!

JESUS, HIMSELF, IS TELLING US THAT "THE CROP FOR ETERNAL LIFE" WILL BE "HARVESTED" IN THE MONTH BEFORE THE "FOUR MONTHS MORE" AFTER THE RAPTURE MONTH AND BEFORE THE NORMAL HARVEST MONTH. THE SCRIPTURAL WORD 'NOW' MUST MEAN DECEMBER!!!

CONCLUSION:
The RAPTURE "HARVEST" happens "now" in the month of (December) plus the "four months more" of (January, February, March, April) and then the normal BARLEY "harvest" happens in the month of (May).

Marilyn Agee says to watch for the rapture to happen on Kislev 24 which is December 21, 2008 and is the Day of Jesus' Conception. I believe that she is RIGHT according to John 4:35.


Come Lord Jesus, just as you have told us you will in John 4:35.
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Should I pack a toothbrush?
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Very well researched, very well documented. NOT!
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one never knows does one?

things sure are happening FAST

makes the head spin

anyone can see the world is irrevocably wrecked

we've made a horrible mess of things

only the Lord can save us now

I hope He comes soon -- I'm about worn out I tell ya!

love peace and joy

rb

p.s. I believe the Gospel has been preached to all nations

somewhere out there is the last person who will hear it
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someone said the masons set their clock 5 minutes fast and last year was a significant conjunction of stars Dec 21,2007 which was again meaningful for their washinton dc monuments ect! Perhaps if there is something about prophecy year being 2012 if you minus 5 years = 2007 december setting the time at the next year! 2008 ! Hard to follow sorry! They perhaps know time is now and that the world is 5yrs behind!
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John 4: 35
"Do you not say, FOUR MONTHS MORE and then the harvest? I tell you, open your eyes, and look at the fields! They are ripe for harvest. Even NOW the reaper draws his wages, even NOW HE HARVESTS THE CROP FOR ETERNAL LIFE, so that the sower and the reaper may be glad together."

According to the ancient 'Hebrew Calendar' the main Barley grain harvest is in the month of Lyyar (May). Counting backwards the "FOUR MONTHS" of Nisan (April), Adar (March), Shebat (February), and Tebeth (January) we come to the MONTH OF Kislev (December)!!!

JESUS, HIMSELF, IS TELLING US THAT "THE CROP FOR ETERNAL LIFE" WILL BE "HARVESTED" IN THE MONTH BEFORE THE "FOUR MONTHS MORE" AFTER THE RAPTURE MONTH AND BEFORE THE NORMAL HARVEST MONTH. THE SCRIPTURAL WORD 'NOW' MUST MEAN DECEMBER!!!

CONCLUSION:
The RAPTURE "HARVEST" happens "now" in the month of (December) plus the "four months more" of (January, February, March, April) and then the normal BARLEY "harvest" happens in the month of (May).

Marilyn Agee says to watch for the rapture to happen on Kislev 24 which is December 21, 2008 and is the Day of Jesus' Conception. I believe that she is RIGHT according to John 4:35.


Come Lord Jesus, just as you have told us you will in John 4:35.
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Another false prophet is obviously false.
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wtf it's the 22nd. What happened or rather didn't happen?
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Thread: Forget 2012 , It's happening NOW!!!!!!!
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I am a Christian and I really hate it when people give everyone another reason to make fun of us.
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the rapture will take place in march 2009 first the rise of the anti christ in jan
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how many raptures is there going to be? every week there is a rapture post, getting confusing with the dates?
Did you ever have a job that you hated and worked real hard at? A long, hard day of work. Finally you get to go home, get in bed, close your eyes and immediately you wake up and realize... that the whole day at work had been a dream. It's bad enough that you sell your waking life for minimum wage, but now they get your dreams for free.



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I am a Christian and I really hate it when people give everyone another reason to make fun of us.
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Fuck that was funny..:) But in all seriousness Didn't the good book say somewhere that "no man will know the hour" or something like that???.
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the rapture will take place in march 2009 first the rise of the anti christ in jan
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ok. It was postponed I see. Can we book a spot in economy class? We have been a little pinched lately with the high heating bills and property taxes to be payed. Why is it happening before income tax returns come in?
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the rapture will take place in march 2009 first the rise of the anti christ in jan
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lolatu
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They are ripe for harvest. Even NOW the reaper draws his wages, even NOW HE HARVESTS THE CROP FOR ETERNAL LIFE, so that the sower and the reaper may be glad together."


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Hey moron - NOW was 2000 years ago - NOT NOW as in NOW laugh
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Eff off Jesus freaks, go drink the stuff under your sinks.

Fearmongering cultists dont wanna be left behind too deal with reality
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wow,i guess people being scoffers is a thing i now as a christian should get used to.
i pray that he is coming...i pray
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I see the human race hasn't evolved much........
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John 4: 35
"Do you not say, FOUR MONTHS MORE and then the harvest? I tell you, open your eyes, and look at the fields! They are ripe for harvest. Even NOW the reaper draws his wages, even NOW HE HARVESTS THE CROP FOR ETERNAL LIFE, so that the sower and the reaper may be glad together."

According to the ancient 'Hebrew Calendar' the main Barley grain harvest is in the month of Lyyar (May). Counting backwards the "FOUR MONTHS" of Nisan (April), Adar (March), Shebat (February), and Tebeth (January) we come to the MONTH OF Kislev (December)!!!

JESUS, HIMSELF, IS TELLING US THAT "THE CROP FOR ETERNAL LIFE" WILL BE "HARVESTED" IN THE MONTH BEFORE THE "FOUR MONTHS MORE" AFTER THE RAPTURE MONTH AND BEFORE THE NORMAL HARVEST MONTH. THE SCRIPTURAL WORD 'NOW' MUST MEAN DECEMBER!!!

CONCLUSION:
The RAPTURE "HARVEST" happens "now" in the month of (December) plus the "four months more" of (January, February, March, April) and then the normal BARLEY "harvest" happens in the month of (May).

Marilyn Agee says to watch for the rapture to happen on Kislev 24 which is December 21, 2008 and is the Day of Jesus' Conception. I believe that she is RIGHT according to John 4:35.


Come Lord Jesus, just as you have told us you will in John 4:35.
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Never going to happen grasshopper!!

But by all means, stay on those knee's!!


worship pope


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Uhhh........nooo
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yawn , yet another doom has not passed and never will ,
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i'm still here, as is all of my family. all my friends are still here too, as far as i can tell.

guess none of us are chosen.....

oh well. guess we'll have to have a 'left behind' party :-P

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