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100% Proof that 2012 is the real deal - Read!!!!

 
Eight Squared
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Doom predicted, year 2000, it is gone and past. 2012, same thing. It will pass just like anything else unless some freaktoids make something happen. You do have some crazed billionaires out there who believe in this mumbo jumbo and will try to escalate a self fulfilling prophecy.

My advice to this group, to the please go to your bunkers or submarines now. Have your doctors put you in a drug induced coma. The time will flyby just like you took a nap. When you awake, its 2013 and all is well. You have lost weight, the electostimulis pads have you in top muscular condition. Thank you for the 2 year vacation from your strange beliefs.

5a
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I believe 2012 is real.

Just like 2008 was!

Whether it's the end of the world, is another story :)
 Quoting: Moncrieffe


2008 was not real! the world didn't end, did it? no it did not.
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did you know, after the end of the mayan calender, in 2012, it starts right back up?

and that it has ended before?

jesus will come back, when he is ready, and we are not.

that is all that matters.

Jesus is also 100% bsflag
 Quoting: bridgkeeper


You play Russian Roulette with your soul. Look at it this way, you say Jesus is a non entity. Jesus and his story has been around for 2000 years. You will be forgotten within 60 years of your death. Jesus as even a non entity that you claim, has out performed you by 3300%. Pretty good for someone you say doesn't exist. What if he is real? You bet your soul about something you are not sure of? Good luck to you.
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Don't know if 2012 is real, but it has me worried. When I was about 13-14 years old, a friend of mine (about the same age) said she was learning to read palms. So, I asked her to read mine. She looked at it for a while and said I would die at the age of 35. No joking around, no laughing, she just straight said it. Nothing else. I tried to blow it off, but it's stayed with me all these years. Well, guess what. September 2012, I'll be 35. Coincidence? I don't know, but it sure has my attention.
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did you know, after the end of the mayan calender, in 2012, it starts right back up?

and that it has ended before?

jesus will come back, when he is ready, and we are not.

that is all that matters.

Jesus is also 100% bsflag
 Quoting: bridgkeeper


+1
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im still unsure which to believe yet, but i hav my own proof that we could be fucked in December 21 2012.

you know how each year now, more n more icecap melting and its the only thing that can keep earth a bit cool. but what if by then the icecap is all gone and December 21 2012 is when the heat wave starts we are fucked.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 646827

You are fucked , the ice caps are expanding you idiot. That is not what will cause the doom, it is much more
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04/18/2010 01:37 AM
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y2k all over again, watch out ppls the planes are going to fall and utorrent will freeze, the lil light in the fridge will go out, then..... imma eat my pb&j and watch 2012 with the g.f and laugh, && if we are phucked i will play "master of puppets" over my c.b radio for a while...tilll i get bored and got play atv on the crumbling mountains, then its off to have great world ending sex, and possibly steal a lambo ^_^ or a ac130u* a floating fortress of FUCKING doom* and then shoot a few loads into all the chaos going on 36000ft below :] all are welcome to tag along..... but its byobx2 *bring your own brew&bitches* cool2
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LOOK!!! 100% bsflag
 Quoting: bridgkeeper

No shit! Don't you get sick and tired of all these fucktard prooftard threads spouting "scientific evidence" and "proof" that you open up only to find a pile of horse shit op opion? They're worse than the thread where the title totally misrepresents the content within.
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Reality is what you can get away with...
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2012 is the date that they want you focued on the actual events are starting now and will continue to go in intensity this year and into 2011 until a major event happens, killling billions.
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Boy, you'd think by now we'd have earthquakes all over, volcanoes going off, air traffic at a stand still...
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2012 is the date that they want you focued on the actual events are starting now and will continue to go in intensity this year and into 2011 until a major event happens, killling billions.
 Quoting: rken 946128

And you KNOW this because? You're a world leader? You're from the fucking planet known as "Goon." You read conspiracy websites? Just exactly what is it that put you in the know?
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04/22/2010 11:39 PM
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So... If it's going to happen, how would we stop it? Right.. So shut the hell up and enjoy life every day.
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04/22/2010 11:45 PM
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In reality what you chose to happen in 2012 is your choice.There are many dimensions and realities.It
depends which physical reality you chose
in this incarnation.

You can find yourself in a negative world or a positive world.

Last Edited by danhow on 04/22/2010 11:48 PM
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04/23/2010 12:03 AM
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2012 IS NOT REAL!

such a year does not exist, will not exist ever!

we will go from 2011 straight to 2013, mark my words you '2012 is real' people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 567731

You mean we're not going to make it to 2012!?!

DOOM!!!
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2012 IS NOT REAL!

such a year does not exist, will not exist ever!

we will go from 2011 straight to 2013, mark my words you '2012 is real' people.

You mean we're not going to make it to 2012!?!

DOOM!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 944661


Ok give me all your money since you won't be needing it!
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LOOK!!! 100% bsflag

No shit! Don't you get sick and tired of all these fucktard prooftard threads spouting "scientific evidence" and "proof" that you open up only to find a pile of horse shit op opion? They're worse than the thread where the title totally misrepresents the content within.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 946135

But I enjoyed the thread where the title totally misrepresented the content within.

It's why I come to GLP in the first place.
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04/23/2010 12:12 AM
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Re: 100% Proof that 2012 is the real deal - Read!!!!
2012 IS NOT REAL!

such a year does not exist, will not exist ever!

we will go from 2011 straight to 2013, mark my words you '2012 is real' people.

You mean we're not going to make it to 2012!?!

DOOM!!!


Ok give me all your money since you won't be needing it!
 Quoting: danhow

If you could lend me a few thousand dollars,
I'd give it all to you...

Eventually.
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LOOK!!! 100% bsflag
 Quoting: bridgkeeper

How come Bridge Keeper doesn't have ANY national flag by their name?? WTH? Are you from earth???
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I believe 2012 is real.

Just like 2008 was!

Whether it's the end of the world, is another story :)


2008 was not real! the world didn't end, did it? no it did not.
 Quoting: anonymous 945703

Was 2008 all just a dream after all?
Whew!
Good to know I slept through the whole year...
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Re: 100% Proof that 2012 is the real deal - Read!!!!
Doom predicted, year 2000, it is gone and past. 2012, same thing. It will pass just like anything else unless some freaktoids make something happen. You do have some crazed billionaires out there who believe in this mumbo jumbo and will try to escalate a self fulfilling prophecy.

My advice to this group, to the please go to your bunkers or submarines now. Have your doctors put you in a drug induced coma. The time will flyby just like you took a nap. When you awake, its 2013 and all is well. You have lost weight, the electostimulis pads have you in top muscular condition. Thank you for the 2 year vacation from your strange beliefs.

5a
 Quoting: Eight Squared 945068

It's a big universe.

Lots of stuff out there, big and small.

Anything could happen at any time with little to no warning.

We are now in a very densely populated (meaning dust, debris, rocks, radiation of all sorts in higher levels than Earth has seen for a chunk of time) portion of our galaxy... The Mayan calendar measures our cyclic pass through this area on it's bobbing up and down path around the outer rim of the Milky Way galaxy...

They seem to have known that, when in this neighborhood, some crazy shit can happen...

And, so far, man has survived to tell another tale...

But only after his comfortable world of status quo relative peace is all blown to wonderful chaotic Hell...

Periodically...
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did you know, after the end of the mayan calender, in 2012, it starts right back up?

and that it has ended before?

jesus will come back, when he is ready, and we are not.

that is all that matters.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 469747
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LOOK!!! 100% bsflag
 Quoting: bridgkeeper

you know i heard that in 2012 the earths gravitational pull will change causing title waves wich cause earthquakes wich will cause the seven magor super volcanoes to go off such as yellowstone witch will turn the sky black for 90 days blocking out the sun wich we need to survive.


B.S.
if you believe in 2012 people you are mentally ill for 2012 is another year some special comet is in the sky for people to see thats all it is a humungo rumor some retard made up to get attention.
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im still unsure which to believe yet, but i hav my own proof that we could be fucked in December 21 2012.

you know how each year now, more n more icecap melting and its the only thing that can keep earth a bit cool. but what if by then the icecap is all gone and December 21 2012 is when the heat wave starts we are fucked.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 646827



that means that were gunna need alot of airconditioners lol fuk that somethings gunna happen mayb2012 but evenutaly cus ther ar many ways like war diease money governemnt nukeular war all the bullshit i think some thing fuked up os goin down soon!!!
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somethihngs deff gunna happen it can be anything cus this world is falling apart on its own nuthing is like it was back then even the money value went up alot now a doller can beraly buy u anything at all
u guys suck DICK
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2012 IS NOT REAL!

such a year does not exist, will not exist ever!

we will go from 2011 straight to 2013, mark my words you '2012 is real' people.

You mean we're not going to make it to 2012!?!

DOOM!!!


Ok give me all your money since you won't be needing it!

If you could lend me a few thousand dollars,
I'd give it all to you...

Eventually.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 944661

fuk that im gunna go buy me some bitches and fuk them shits and gett drunk all day ever day baby
some real shit
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there were thess stsrs that flew ova head the otha day and i saw them goin in a rotation ther once was sed that in the year 2020 therr is going to be 20 events that areagoing to happen one afta the otha going from bad to killing everything known to man and the stars in the sky show that there is goin to be mass distuctinons everywhere leading to our doom look up 2020 death stars!!!!! on google
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alot of people dont really now what is going to happen in 2012. Maybe we will have a new life. Yes the mayans did stop the calender maybe because another reason. You cant belive what other people say YOU have to believe in yourself some people may be wrong.... have you ever thought about that yes i now you think im telling you wwhats actually gunna happen well the answer is NO im just telling you there can be a possibility that we dont know of. Also if you read the bible it states that when he comes here into the earth our knees will automatically bend and bow down to him also it states that he will give us all a chance to go up with him. into paradise.... and he will take our spirits not our bodys we wont even be there on earth anymore just our bodys lifeless without our spirits we will go to heaven and see paradise. You never know when the world is going to end you just need to be ready for him and he will be ready for us .

If you do not believe; you have to believe in something you have to pathways... The Bad or the Good wich one will you choose??
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