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Anonymous Coward User ID: 2108 United States 12/15/2008 12:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "projectile" is nowhere in the article! but with all that xmas travel, you can be sure americans will be having a very vomity new years. remember those SNL skits with david spade and chris farley? on person vomited, then everyone else vomited cuz the one person grossed them out with the vomiting. it just went on and on. hil.ar.ee.ous. |
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OxygenX User ID: 560870 United Kingdom 12/15/2008 12:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cheers. ----------------------------- "Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes." "The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine" "What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 294313 Ireland 12/15/2008 12:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is nasty. A Friend of mine had this 2 weeks ago, she was that bad she was throwing up and shitting at the same time, her other half told me she was out cold on the bathroom floor at one point in a pool of sick and shit. Quoting: OxygenXThat's usually me on Saturday morning.... |
Celestialflight User ID: 549032 United States 12/15/2008 12:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is nasty. A Friend of mine had this 2 weeks ago, she was that bad she was throwing up and shitting at the same time, her other half told me she was out cold on the bathroom floor at one point in a pool of sick and shit. Quoting: OxygenXNot sure if it's the same virus, but, my daughter just got back from a weeks worth of the same symptoms...couldn't keep anything down, diarrhea, body aches, etc. It was AWFUL. I thought she was going to wither away. Weird thing, though, I never got it and we live in the same house. But then again, I rarely ever get stuff that is going around. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 565221 United States 12/15/2008 12:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is nasty. A Friend of mine had this 2 weeks ago, she was that bad she was throwing up and shitting at the same time, her other half told me she was out cold on the bathroom floor at one point in a pool of sick and shit. Quoting: OxygenXSounds wonderful. |
OxygenX User ID: 560870 United Kingdom 12/15/2008 12:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yeah thing im worried about is that my Son last night started to complain about aching and having a headache, he was the same this morning so I kept him off school, I just hope it turns out to be a cold. Cheers. ----------------------------- "Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes." "The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine" "What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" |
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HH User ID: 507200 United Kingdom 12/15/2008 12:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They banged on about this last year but there were hardly any cases. Just make sure you wash your hands regularly with hot water and soap (and try not to keep touching your face and mouth {you know who you are...})! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 377938 United States 12/15/2008 12:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is nasty. A Friend of mine had this 2 weeks ago, she was that bad she was throwing up and shitting at the same time, her other half told me she was out cold on the bathroom floor at one point in a pool of sick and shit. Quoting: OxygenXThat's when you find out who your friends are. |
anonymous User ID: 572631 United States 12/15/2008 01:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is nasty. A Friend of mine had this 2 weeks ago, she was that bad she was throwing up and shitting at the same time, her other half told me she was out cold on the bathroom floor at one point in a pool of sick and shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 294313That's usually me on Saturday morning.... i understand .i had saturday flu also, years ago...folks prepare ahead of time cause flu season is now on us..get you chicken noodle soups .fresh garlic bulbs.10 at least ..then get extra virgin first cold pressed olive oil....... and a eight bottles of 12 ounce cranberry juice..apple cider venigar another must have ..frozen foods cause u be to sick to cook..crackers orange juice ... tylenols basic ......baby wipes for emergencies..possible adult diapers for norvirus omg diapers .omg swiffer wet mops and refills...bedside table for various supplie needs in case you are bedridden and cannot get to kitchen.omg.. |
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anonymous User ID: 572631 United States 12/15/2008 01:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is nasty. A Friend of mine had this 2 weeks ago, she was that bad she was throwing up and shitting at the same time, her other half told me she was out cold on the bathroom floor at one point in a pool of sick and shit. Quoting: anonymous 572631That's usually me on Saturday morning.... i understand .i had saturday flu also, years ago...folks prepare ahead of time cause flu season is now on us..get you chicken noodle soups .fresh garlic bulbs.10 at least ..then get extra virgin first cold pressed olive oil....... and a eight bottles of 12 ounce cranberry juice..apple cider venigar another must have ..frozen foods cause u be to sick to cook..crackers orange juice ... tylenols basic ......baby wipes for emergencies..possible adult diapers for norvirus omg diapers .omg swiffer wet mops and refills...bedside table for various supplie needs in case you are bedridden and cannot get to kitchen.omg.. also add cleanex nasal tissue ..snack foods paper towels to clean up messes .5 small matress pads and throw up buckets lined with small plastic bags by bedside table omg for worst case scenio..flu sason is here..small plastic trash bags in bathrooms and bedside tables . get supplies ready and handy. in case you are a total sick basket case .. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 572902 United States 12/15/2008 01:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Best advice on this sickness topic I ever read came from the Bible, which advises to take your medicine BEFORE you get sick. Start in now! Taking the garlic caps now might save you from the worse to come, when you know it's coming. . |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 573011 Australia 12/15/2008 01:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They banged on about this last year but there were hardly any cases. Quoting: HH 507200Just make sure you wash your hands regularly with hot water and soap (and try not to keep touching your face and mouth {you know who you are...})! Well yeah, but it's not only the mouth that is the problem - it's ears and nose and eyes - and any mucous membrane. So, wash hands BEFORE going to bathroom. Ensure your fingers which have touched doors, rails, switches that have infected greasy deposits from others on them, do not touch the routes to your system unless they have been washed. This is not paranoia, this is simple obviousness. I work in a gym where folk come in sick, the staff get sick all the time, but not me. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 572594 United States 12/16/2008 12:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is nasty. A Friend of mine had this 2 weeks ago, she was that bad she was throwing up and shitting at the same time, her other half told me she was out cold on the bathroom floor at one point in a pool of sick and shit. Quoting: OxygenXI had something like this 2-3 years. I simply couldn't control my vomitting. It was insane. Diarrhea was like a Niagra falls spray but i didn't end up out cold on the bathroom floor in a pool of barf and shit. That was excellent use of imagery though. |