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Attention All Unbelieving, Faithless Pagans! - **JESUS SAVES!!** - Indisputable Proof!!!

 
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You go to the church, you kiss the cross
You will be saved at any cost
You have your own reality
Christianity
You spend your life just kissing ass
A trait thats grown as time has passed
You think the world will end today
You praise the lord, its all you say

Jesus saves, listen to you pray
You think youll see the pearly gates
When death takes you away

For all respect you cannot lust
In an invisible man you place your trust
Indirect dependency
Eternal attempt at amnesty
He will decide who lives and dies
Depopulate satanas rise
You will be an accessory
Irreverence and blasphemy

Jesus saves, no need to pray
The gates of pearl have turned to gold
It seems youve lost your way

Jesus saves, no words of praise
No promised land to take you to
There is no other way
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Did you ever have a job that you hated and worked real hard at? A long, hard day of work. Finally you get to go home, get in bed, close your eyes and immediately you wake up and realize... that the whole day at work had been a dream. It's bad enough that you sell your waking life for minimum wage, but now they get your dreams for free.



The worst mistake that you can make is to think you're alive when really you're asleep in life's waiting room.
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What? So easily offended? Lighten up.

At least I didn't say, "Proof Jesus was Jewish."

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12/16/2008 09:04 AM
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Re: Attention All Unbelieving, Faithless Pagans! - **JESUS SAVES!!** - Indisputable Proof!!!
The problems with Mockers
is they base their view of God
on what man's religions do or not do.

If you really seek God regardless of
what other people do, He will reveal Himself
to you.

If you rely on what churches and church people
do or not do....you will only see their sin as
justification for not seeking out God for yourself
and you will become a hardened mocker.

There are no atheists in foxholes (when your very
life is on the line): Why the heck wait like the theif
on the cross when it is too late to investigate the matter a few hours before your death even if you have that long and don't dye of an instanious accident or are murdered ?

If God exists which you should come to the conclusion
that this world could not have come into existence and
all the life therein.....then it is only your own pride &
selfishness that seeks to deny His existence.

You are a sorry soul who can't come to grips with your
own mortality and realize that this world isn't all there
is to life.

Stop blaming other people's interpretation of scripture or
their own problems (sins) to say that God doesn't exist
or doesn't have a plan for your life.

FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF ! If God is real...than surely He is
powerful enough to be dealt with ONE and ONE. No one can do it for you.
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12/16/2008 09:07 AM
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Re: Attention All Unbelieving, Faithless Pagans! - **JESUS SAVES!!** - Indisputable Proof!!!
The problems with Mockers
is they base their view of God
on what man's religions do or not do.

If you really seek God regardless of
what other people do, He will reveal Himself
to you.

If you rely on what churches and church people
do or not do....you will only see their sin as
justification for not seeking out God for yourself
and you will become a hardened mocker.

There are no atheists in foxholes (when your very
life is on the line): Why the heck wait like the theif
on the cross when it is too late to investigate the matter a few hours before your death even if you have that long and don't dye of an instanious accident or are murdered ?

If God exists which you should come to the conclusion
that this world could not have come into existence and
all the life therein.....then it is only your own pride &
selfishness that seeks to deny His existence.

You are a sorry soul who can't come to grips with your
own mortality and realize that this world isn't all there
is to life.

Stop blaming other people's interpretation of scripture or
their own problems (sins) to say that God doesn't exist
or doesn't have a plan for your life.

FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF ! If God is real...than surely He is
powerful enough to be dealt with ONE and ONE. No one can do it for you.
 Quoting: Dr_Kynes 567613


One word: Meds.
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12/16/2008 09:19 AM
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The use of the word pagan betrays your assertion that they are "unbelieving" or "faithless"

In fact, your problem with pagans stems directly from their belief and faith in things you don't agree with.
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Attention All Unbelieving, Faithless Pagans! - **JESUS SAVES!!** - Indisputable Proof!!!

okaaay...
do we need to spell it out for you?
we are not unbelievers... we believe in god as creator of the universe... we believe that a close personal connection to this god is the road to peace on earth and peace after death...
so what are we to be saved from if we already believe?
jesus never put himself on a pedastal
he only said to act in the same manner as him to get close to god... most pagans already do this to some degree or another, the same as christians do to some degree or another...
unbelievers are people who
DON'T BELIEVE THERE IS A CREATOR OR A DIVINE WORKING TO THE COSMOS!!!!
jesus came to the mideast to save the mideast people from the BANKERS EVIL GRIP OF LUST FOR MONEY AND PRIDE with no connection to god in their heart while at the same time professing themselves to be righteous...
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The use of the word pagan betrays your assertion that they are "unbelieving" or "faithless"

In fact, your problem with pagans stems directly from their belief and faith in things you don't agree with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 372008


Yo, get a clue.

Click the friggin' link you dope.

It's a joke thread. I'm pretending to be bashing pagans.

Friggin' nutso people here on GLP.

So serious with no sense of humor.

Sigh.
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The use of the word pagan betrays your assertion that they are "unbelieving" or "faithless"

In fact, your problem with pagans stems directly from their belief and faith in things you don't agree with.


Yo, get a clue.

Click the friggin' link you dope.

It's a joke thread. I'm pretending to be bashing pagans.

Friggin' nutso people here on GLP.

So serious with no sense of humor.

Sigh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 558024


Nah, not nutso,. just lazy, admittedly no link clicking for me. It usually a safe bet that such threads are generally humorless. I bet wrong. Big deal.

Glad to see your humor shines through so loud and clear though -actually you seem to be taking your attempt at humor rather too seriously yourself.
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Attention All Unbelieving, Faithless Pagans! - **JESUS SAVES!!** - Indisputable Proof!!!

okaaay...
do we need to spell it out for you?
we are not unbelievers... we believe in god as creator of the universe... we believe that a close personal connection to this god is the road to peace on earth and peace after death...
so what are we to be saved from if we already believe?
jesus never put himself on a pedastal
he only said to act in the same manner as him to get close to god... most pagans already do this to some degree or another, the same as christians do to some degree or another...
unbelievers are people who
DON'T BELIEVE THERE IS A CREATOR OR A DIVINE WORKING TO THE COSMOS!!!!
jesus came to the mideast to save the mideast people from the BANKERS EVIL GRIP OF LUST FOR MONEY AND PRIDE with no connection to god in their heart while at the same time professing themselves to be righteous...
 Quoting: Phoenix~Psy


Oh, for Christ's sake, click the friggin' link!

You'll see this is a joke thread, making fun of so-called "Christians" for the way they judge and condemn others (such as pagans) who do not believe as they do.

I swear, it would appear the pagans here are as egotistical and blinded as many so-called Christians here. So sensitive and defensive, even when there's nothing to defend against. Talk about knee-jerk reactions.

People have so much identity tied into being a "Christian", a "Pagan", an "Atheist", etc, that they have no chance of finding out who they TRULY ARE. And THAT is truly sad.
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The use of the word pagan betrays your assertion that they are "unbelieving" or "faithless"

In fact, your problem with pagans stems directly from their belief and faith in things you don't agree with.


Yo, get a clue.

Click the friggin' link you dope.

It's a joke thread. I'm pretending to be bashing pagans.

Friggin' nutso people here on GLP.

So serious with no sense of humor.

Sigh.


Nah, not nutso,. just lazy, admittedly no link clicking for me. It usually a safe bet that such threads are generally humorless. I bet wrong. Big deal.

Glad to see your humor shines through so loud and clear though -actually you seem to be taking your attempt at humor rather too seriously yourself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 372008


True! lol! :)

hf
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Jesus saves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But Moses scores on the rebound!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jesus saves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But Moses scores on the rebound!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 186361


Yeah! Go Moses!
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Re: Attention All Unbelieving, Faithless Pagans! - **JESUS SAVES!!** - Indisputable Proof!!!
The use of the word pagan betrays your assertion that they are "unbelieving" or "faithless"

In fact, your problem with pagans stems directly from their belief and faith in things you don't agree with.


Yo, get a clue.

Click the friggin' link you dope.

It's a joke thread. I'm pretending to be bashing pagans.

Friggin' nutso people here on GLP.

So serious with no sense of humor.

Sigh.


Nah, not nutso,. just lazy, admittedly no link clicking for me. It usually a safe bet that such threads are generally humorless. I bet wrong. Big deal.

Glad to see your humor shines through so loud and clear though -actually you seem to be taking your attempt at humor rather too seriously yourself.


True! lol! :)

hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 558024

hf
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Re: Attention All Unbelieving, Faithless Pagans! - **JESUS SAVES!!** - Indisputable Proof!!!
What? So easily offended? Lighten up.

At least I didn't say, "Proof Jesus was Jewish."

tomato

5a

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 558024


LMAO I like that one, too!!

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