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Jesus is Satan in disguise

 
Anonymous Coward
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Jesus is Satan in disguise
Seriously, for those who know he played a trick on everyone and disguised himself as the son of God.

He left the world still in sin with a promise to return when the timing was right, but he won't.

He even placed him self as heir to the throne of God and said no one can come to God unless you go through him first.

Doesn't that sound like a greedy person?

If my own brother made those kinds of demands, I would punch him in the teeth.
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12/17/2008 02:16 PM
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Santa sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake.
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and got crucified ?
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seriousely, your a cultist, and i'll sooner belive in santa claus than jesus.

Get outa that jesus cult
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12/17/2008 02:23 PM
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this is false, Jesus was tempted by Satan in the desert, and he quickly overcame him.
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this is false, Jesus was tempted by Satan in the desert, and he quickly overcame him.
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oh really? really? come on? are you serious? what did he tempt with? delicious homoerotic time in olive oil? pppaaaaaaleeeease
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this is false, Jesus was tempted by Satan in the desert, and he quickly overcame him.
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Did he really?

1) “If you’re the Son of God,” the devil said, “you don’t need to be hungry. Tell these stones to turn to bread.” “man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word of God.’”

---Didn't he feed 5000 with 5 loaves of bread and a couple fish?

2) “If you’re the Son of God,” the devil said, “throw yourself down. Doesn’t the scripture say ‘God will command his angels to protect you’?” “The scripture says ‘Do not put God to the test’.”

---that means do not think, just shut up and believe. I can see that belief being abused in so many ways.

3) “I will give you all you see, if you’ll kneel and worship me” “The scripture says ‘Worship God and God alone’.”

---who sits on the thrown of god and the only way we can get to god is through him?

Its almost like he succumbed to all 3 temptations. The devil said. Follow me without questions, I'll give you magik and all this will be yours.

Well. Thats just one way to look at it I guess.
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I've always had a bit of a problem with that resurrection thing.. reminded me too much of zombies.

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Seriously, for those who know he played a trick on everyone and disguised himself as the son of God.

He left the world still in sin with a promise to return when the timing was right, but he won't.

He even placed him self as heir to the throne of God and said no one can come to God unless you go through him first.

Doesn't that sound like a greedy person?

If my own brother made those kinds of demands, I would punch him in the teeth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 537220


Yup, close enough. Techically speaking Jesus = Lucifer, as "Satan" is actually a conglomerate name for the mortal descendents of Lucifer.

Lucifer's used the "love" drag countless times over the ages, hence the reason for all the identical stories with different names.

Welcome to the battery vat Neo. hf
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Wow, how sad to have boiled down the entirety of the life of Jesus the way you have. You really don't get it, do you? To attempt to dissect such an absurd notion would require a level of intellect and philosophy that you clearly have no interest in engaging. These arguments have been made since the 1st century, by the Romans themselves. There is writ after writ, edict after edict, that answers all of your questions of this nature, in detail and depth. This is why the Catholic Church adheres to Sacred Scriptures, Holy Tradition, and the Holy Magisterium as the core of the faith. Trying to prove Jesus was Satan with a couple biblical passages, without even beginning to understand their context, in their original languages, without even bothering with a full fledged exegesis is downright foolish. I don't know why I wasted my time responding to this, but it just hit a raw nerve.
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Aren't most angels and ascended masters just reptilians playing dress up?
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this is false, Jesus was tempted by Satan in the desert, and he quickly overcame him.
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lame.
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Seriously, for those who know he played a trick on everyone and disguised himself as the son of God.

He left the world still in sin with a promise to return when the timing was right, but he won't.

He even placed him self as heir to the throne of God and said no one can come to God unless you go through him first.

Doesn't that sound like a greedy person?

If my own brother made those kinds of demands, I would punch him in the teeth.


Yup, close enough. Techically speaking Jesus = Lucifer, as "Satan" is actually a conglomerate name for the mortal descendents of Lucifer.

Lucifer's used the "love" drag countless times over the ages, hence the reason for all the identical stories with different names.

Welcome to the battery vat Neo. hf
 Quoting: Saxon (777)



But, perhaps he did not become Satan until he became Jesus - Buddha and etc. - the opposer of Yahweh. You must know what he said about an eye for eye and tooth for tooth unlike Yahweh, and much more.
He was a philosopher, in my opinion. Maybe he/she was a spiritualist too, but I guess that part isn't all that important.
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jesus, the morning star at the end of revelation..i mean even the book is trying to tell people something. and the lamb biz, same deal. then in ch2 rev, says they apostles are liars, then at the end of rev. says the names of the lambs 12 apostles are written on the city foundations. there it's been in plain sight all along but the stubborn and blind christians just won't look...cause jesus promised them wedding dresses and crowns and living forever. greedy little sots.
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jesus, the morning star at the end of revelation..i mean even the book is trying to tell people something. and the lamb biz, same deal. then in ch2 rev, says they apostles are liars, then at the end of rev. says the names of the lambs 12 apostles are written on the city foundations. there it's been in plain sight all along but the stubborn and blind christians just won't look...cause jesus promised them wedding dresses and crowns and living forever. greedy little sots.
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Just before he was arrested he told the Father that he had saved all but one. I don't know if that one was himself, but I think it's possible
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There are people who truly believe this. Weird.
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Nothin to do with thread, but it's time for music

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Re: Jesus is Satan in disguise
this is false, Jesus was tempted by Satan in the desert, and he quickly overcame him.


oh really? really? come on? are you serious? what did he tempt with? delicious homoerotic time in olive oil? pppaaaaaaleeeease
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To rule over all nations! Must be careful with the "higher consciousness" and be humble.
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I've always had a bit of a problem with that resurrection thing.. reminded me too much of zombies.

hiding
 Quoting: CelticLegends

It's merely going from a very low energy to a much higher frequency.
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I can draw no useful conclusion from your post, OP. Shall we all revert to Judaism?

This is Gnosticism inside-out, is it?

I'd rather act like I'm free and see who stops me, than worry about whether or not salvation is coming.

Just for reference, stop connecting ideas the wrong way: The one who judges you cannot be bribed, persuaded, or propitiated? That's nice. He wants to let you off to begin with? Hells yes.

Enjoy your punishment-god.
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hahahaa.
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I've always had a bit of a problem with that resurrection thing.. reminded me too much of zombies.

hiding
 Quoting: CelticLegends


Glorified return-to-life suggests its opposite, ignoble return-to-life. To embrace one, one must embrace both.
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jesus, the morning star at the end of revelation..i mean even the book is trying to tell people something. and the lamb biz, same deal. then in ch2 rev, says they apostles are liars, then at the end of rev. says the names of the lambs 12 apostles are written on the city foundations. there it's been in plain sight all along but the stubborn and blind christians just won't look...cause jesus promised them wedding dresses and crowns and living forever. greedy little sots.



Just before he was arrested he told the Father that he had saved all but one. I don't know if that one was himself, but I think it's possible
 Quoting: Libra II 416981


I mean, maybe he was really trying to save us from eternal life. And who wants to live forever anyway?
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Seriously, for those who know he played a trick on everyone and disguised himself as the son of God.

He left the world still in sin with a promise to return when the timing was right, but he won't.

He even placed him self as heir to the throne of God and said no one can come to God unless you go through him first.

Doesn't that sound like a greedy person?

If my own brother made those kinds of demands, I would punch him in the teeth.


Yup, close enough. Techically speaking Jesus = Lucifer, as "Satan" is actually a conglomerate name for the mortal descendents of Lucifer.

Lucifer's used the "love" drag countless times over the ages, hence the reason for all the identical stories with different names.

Welcome to the battery vat Neo. hf



But, perhaps he did not become Satan until he became Jesus - Buddha and etc. - the opposer of Yahweh. You must know what he said about an eye for eye and tooth for tooth unlike Yahweh, and much more.
He was a philosopher, in my opinion. Maybe he/she was a spiritualist too, but I guess that part isn't all that important.
 Quoting: Libra II 416981


Not actually, the story the decendents of Lucifer wrote, was fabricated from things said by another man from around 300 b.c. who actually did teach Real Love. Therefore, in their usual Hegelian style, they "synthisized" one of the "poles" out of what that man had taught. Allegedly, that man was "murdered by an evil Pharisee". (shocking eh? rolleyes )

In any regard, all the name changing just serves to keep people confused. The list of characters in this play isn't nearly as long as all those names suggest. It's mostly boils down to a family feud between a mother/father primary couple and their first and second sons.

All the other gods and goddesses are attached to that primary fighting. Like Goddess Venus for example is the original wife of their first son. And Lillith looks to be the daughter of Venus after she ran off with her husband's younger brother, Lucifer.
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There are people who truly believe this. Weird.
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We have good company, those who wrote your Bible and run all the "brotherhood" groups of the world know it as well.

Weird.
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Re: Jesus is Satan in disguise
Seriously, for those who know he played a trick on everyone and disguised himself as the son of God.

He left the world still in sin with a promise to return when the timing was right, but he won't.

He even placed him self as heir to the throne of God and said no one can come to God unless you go through him first.

Doesn't that sound like a greedy person?

If my own brother made those kinds of demands, I would punch him in the teeth.


Yup, close enough. Techically speaking Jesus = Lucifer, as "Satan" is actually a conglomerate name for the mortal descendents of Lucifer.

Lucifer's used the "love" drag countless times over the ages, hence the reason for all the identical stories with different names.

Welcome to the battery vat Neo. hf
 Quoting: Saxon (777)


You guys are complete deceivers LIARS

pope2 The pope is the antichrist power of Satan that did come in the name of Christ.
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f. the freemasons, Jesus is the King of his Church.
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There are people who truly believe this. Weird.


We have good company, those who wrote your Bible and run all the "brotherhood" groups of the world know it as well.

Weird.
 Quoting: Saxon (777)


No human man/woman on this earth will ever be able to prove what you believe to be true except you proving it to you.

No man can provide absolute spiritual proof or truth to another. Not even you. Impossible.
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another do

You guys.

The image they gave you of Christ is Satan. All images of god are Satan. All graven images are.

Christ is not Satan.

There was a man. Who told the truth. Who hung for it and his spirit lives to this day. The spirit being that truth that was revealed to us. Again.

Christ knew what was going on at that time. He knew where the world was heading. He knew Satans plans. He wasn't satan. He was killed by Satan. And today we are covered in the blood of that act.

Do you know how Satan tried to kill Christ? By killing in his name.
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I don't believe Yeshua is satan. I do believe he is the son of God along with Budda and Ramtha and the other assended masters.

Now the god of the old testament. that is a different story. He might be satan.

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