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Jesus is Satan in disguise

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Additionally, one does not pay for life with death. That is duality and the hallmark of the serpent.

The true messiah will come in life to give life not take it away like Jesus did.
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The Case for Christ
by Lee Strobel
[link to www.leestrobel.com]
Strobel earned a journalism degree from the University of Missouri and a Master of Studies in Law degree from Yale Law School. He was a journalist for fourteen years, at The Chicago Tribune and other newspapers.

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The Verdict on the Case For Christ
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Are they appearing anywhere soon together so we can judge for ourselves the so called absolute perfection of either of them. What exactly was their 'beef'?
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A house divided against itself falls.

Jesus Christ was not Satan.
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A house divided against itself falls.

Jesus Christ was not Satan.
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Exactly why Christian churches have so many denominations. Care to tell us why Christians are so divided?
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Yaldaboath. Sophia. Connect the dots.
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OP is full of BS.

I would love to drink beers with Jesus.

But Jesus is an advanced soul/brother, not a direct incarnation of Godhead. He ststed so himself. Love to talk and drink beer with him.

THAT (direct incarnation of god) has been a while and I hope it happens again soon.

The second Battle of Kurukshetra, I'm in!

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Now wait.

Did Christ say to need Christ?

Or did Christ say to be Christ?


It's the difference between salvation as a scarce resource and salvation-in-your-pocket-just-get-it-out-and-get-out-of-this-​hole-already.
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depends on which version ones reads.
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beer was invented by Enki... Father of Jesus
  Enki was the real engineer of the human race. He was the Sumerian god of science, engineering, magic, strategy, music, and lovemaking
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A house divided against itself falls.

Jesus Christ was not Satan.
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Read all about god the baby killer:

Infanticide:

1 Samuel 15:3 God commands the death of helpless "suckling" infants. This literally means that the children god killed were still nursing.

Psalms 135:8 & 136:10 Here god is praised for slaughtering little babies.

Psalms 137:9 Here god commands that infants should be “dashed upon the rocks”.



The murdering of children:

Leviticus 20:9 “For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him.”

Judges 11:30-40 Jephthah killed his young daughter (his only child) by burning her alive as a burnt sacrifice to the lord for he commanded it.

Psalms 137:8-9 Prayer/song of vengeance “0 daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us. Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.”

2 Kings 6:28-29 “And the king said unto her, What aileth thee? And she answered, This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him today, and we will eat my son tomorrow. So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son.”

Deuteronomy 21:18-21 “If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.”

Judges 19:24-29 “Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing. But the men would not hearken to him: so the man took his concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and they knew her, and abused her all the night until the morning: and when the day began to spring, they let her go. Then came the woman in the dawning of the day, and fell down at the door of the man’s house where her lord was, till it was light. And her lord rose up in the morning, and opened the doors of the house, and went out to go his way: and behold, the woman his concubine was fallen down at the door of the house, and her hands were upon the threshold. And he said unto her, Up, and let us be going. But none answered. Then the man took her up upon an ass, and the man rose up, and gat him unto his place. And when he was come into his house, he took a knife, and laid hold on his concubine, and divided her, together with her bones, into twelve pieces, and sent her into all the coasts of Israel.” To put it very bluntly this poor, young lady was murdered by her mate for being raped.

Exodus 12:29 God killed, intentionally, every first-born child of every family in Egypt, simply because he was upset at the Pharaoh. And god caused the Pharaoh’s actions in the first place. Since when is it appropriate to murder children for their ruler’s forced action?

Exodus 20:9-10 God commands death for cursing out ones parents Joshua 8 God commanded the deaths of 12,000 men, women, and children of Ai. They were all slain in the ambush that was planned by god.

2 Kings 2:23-24 The prophet Elisha, was being picked on by some young boys from the city because of his bald head. The prophet turned around and cursed them in the Lords name. Then, two female bears came out of the woods and killed forty-two of them. You would think that God could understand that sometimes the youthful make childish jokes. Calling someone “bald head” is far from being worthy of death.

Leviticus 26:30 “And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.”

1 Samuel 15:11-18 God repents of having made Saul king since Saul refused to carry out God’s commandments (i.e., Saul refused to murder all the innocent women and children.) At least god realizes what an immoral, murderous pig he is on this one.

I Kings 16:34 Laying the foundation for a city using your firstborn child and using your youngest son to set up the gates.

Isaiah 13:15-18 If God can find you, he will “thrust you through,” smash your children “to pieces” before your eyes, and rape your wife.

Jeremiah 11:22-23 God will kill the young men in war and starve their children to death.

Jeremiah 19:7-9 God will make parents eat their own children, and friends eat each other.

Lamentations 2:20-22 God gets angry and mercilessly torments and kills everyone, young and old. He even causes women to eat their children.



Child abuse:

Genesis 22:9 & 10 “And they came to the place which God had told him of and Abraham built an altar there, and laid the wood in order, and bound
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OP is an idiot undisguised.
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Read all about
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Oh hello there Mr wall-o-text.
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OP is full of BS.

I would love to drink beers with Jesus.
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What does your desire to drink alcohol with Jesus have to do with the legitimacy of my claims?
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A house divided against itself falls.

Jesus Christ was not Satan.


Exactly why Christian churches have so many denominations. Care to tell us why Christians are so divided?
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Several reasons.
First, understand christianity comes from proper understanding of scripture. Not all accept new teachings when discovered causing separation (rightfully).
Then realize most have simply been created by the deceiver, as scripture said, even nonchristian religions were created by the deceiver.

This doesn't mean the Truth can't be found, His Word has been preserved.

Rev.12:9 And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.
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Exactly why Christian churches have so many denominations. Care to tell us why Christians are so divided?


Several reasons.
First, understand christianity comes from proper understanding of scripture. Not all accept new teachings when discovered causing separation (rightfully).
Then realize most have simply been created by the deceiver, as scripture said, even nonchristian religions were created by the deceiver.

This doesn't mean the Truth can't be found, His Word has been preserved.

Rev.12:9 And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 575187


Explain the meaning of proper understanding of scripture. By whose methodology and trials should we base understanding since the Christian church is the most divided single religion in the world?

So I come with my own teaching, unadulterated by anyone outside of myself and for that it is wrong because it does not jive with the myriads of Christian doctrines??

His word is only preserved within you. That's the only damn place you Christians forgot to look.
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You guys.

The image they gave you of Christ is Satan. All images of god are Satan. All graven images are.

Christ is not Satan.

There was a man. Who told the truth. Who hung for it and his spirit lives to this day. The spirit being that truth that was revealed to us. Again.

Christ knew what was going on at that time. He knew where the world was heading. He knew Satans plans. He wasn't satan. He was killed by Satan. And today we are covered in the blood of that act.

Do you know how Satan tried to kill Christ? By killing in his name.
 Quoting: A Concerned Canadian



For me, THIS is the first thought provoking defense of christianity! VERY WELL SAID!

What direction would you point one towards researching this?
"To be human is to struggle between instincts of animal savagery and the beckoning of spiritual enlightenment."

"I am the destroyer of cockroaches! Muwahahaha!"
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This is also the reason when you pray in Jesus name it is supposed to be given to you.

Remember (paraphrasing Jesus) that anything you ask in my name will be given to you.

Now, when people pray to Jesus, do their prayers get answered? No, of course not. 99% of the time they go unanswered. Jesus prayer line has a higher failure rate than getting things done in our court system, which is pretty pathetic.

Why so? Jesus is Satan and never intended to solve anything but have you worship him as God so he can go on deceiving people and holding them in bondage.

That's what was done.
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Oh wicked wild childern,ye have lost your ways!Ye shall soon see the truth and the unvieling of the truth soon!Repeant!Repeant Jesus is returning!
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Oh wicked wild childern,ye have lost your ways!Ye shall soon see the truth and the unvieling of the truth soon!Repeant!Repeant Jesus is returning!
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You mean Satan.
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Jesus also says God wants mercy, not sacrifice.

...............


...then Jesus gives us a sacrifice, which would be the opposite of what he said God wanted.
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Exactly why Christian churches have so many denominations. Care to tell us why Christians are so divided?


Several reasons.
First, understand christianity comes from proper understanding of scripture. Not all accept new teachings when discovered causing separation (rightfully).
Then realize most have simply been created by the deceiver, as scripture said, even nonchristian religions were created by the deceiver.

This doesn't mean the Truth can't be found, His Word has been preserved.

Rev.12:9 And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.


Explain the meaning of proper understanding of scripture. By whose methodology and trials should we base understanding since the Christian church is the most divided single religion in the world?

So I come with my own teaching, unadulterated by anyone outside of myself and for that it is wrong because it does not jive with the myriads of Christian doctrines??

His word is only preserved within you. That's the only damn place you Christians forgot to look.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 537220


wrong ridiculous self defeating excuss for self worship.
You are looking for some church to give you doctrine they claim is the way.
Scriptures are from the prophets of God.
Proper understanding comes from within scripture itself. If it can't be verified with scripture it is a false teaching.
This causes separations..

Amos 3:7 Surely the Lord GOD will do nothing, but he revealeth his secret unto his servants the prophets.
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Jesus also says God wants mercy, not sacrifice.

...............


...then Jesus gives us a sacrifice, which would be the opposite of what he said God wanted.
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prove your false church doctrine
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Seriously, for those who know he played a trick on everyone and disguised himself as the son of God.

He left the world still in sin with a promise to return when the timing was right, but he won't.

He even placed him self as heir to the throne of God and said no one can come to God unless you go through him first.

Doesn't that sound like a greedy person?

If my own brother made those kinds of demands, I would punch him in the teeth.
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yes, im sure to that Jesus in not god or a man from god, many times, he's says you need to believe in him, before you can enter god, no way, there is no man between man and god, remember when Jesus went to the dessert, Satan tried to trick him, but Jesus says, he did not fall for it, but how can we know, its easy to write he did not? im sure people are misleading to, i only believe in a creator, and no one else, no man or anything, but a creator.


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Many people don't believe in Jesus and they don't understand
true Christianity. Many people in our century see demons and
evil spirits and they pray in Jesus name and the demons get
frightend. If Jesus is a demon why does he scare demons away.Jesus is the truth and light to mankind.He is full of love not hate. I love Jesus and I am ready to fight for his will. I know some of you say the bible preaches greed , it
Does not. God bless you all.smile_hear
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Many people don't believe in Jesus and they don't understand
true Christianity. Many people in our century see demons and
evil spirits and they pray in Jesus name and the demons get
frightend. If Jesus is a demon why does he scare demons away.Jesus is the truth and light to mankind.He is full of love not hate. I love Jesus and I am ready to fight for his will. I know some of you say the bible preaches greed , it
Does not. God bless you all.smile_hear
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If you were Satan (the master of all demonic entities)(the great deceiver)(not you Allah) and you pulled the greatest trick ever devised on earth, would not other demons be in on the act?
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You guys.

The image they gave you of Christ is Satan. All images of god are Satan. All graven images are.

Christ is not Satan.

There was a man. Who told the truth. Who hung for it and his spirit lives to this day. The spirit being that truth that was revealed to us. Again.

Christ knew what was going on at that time. He knew where the world was heading. He knew Satans plans. He wasn't satan. He was killed by Satan. And today we are covered in the blood of that act.

Do you know how Satan tried to kill Christ? By killing in his name.
 Quoting: A Concerned Canadian


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