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How Long can One Live on Beer Alone? How long have You?

 
Mickey
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How Long can One Live on Beer Alone? How long have You?
Thinkin of puttin it to the test.


How long can one make it?
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I have, the answer is indefinitely.
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Im sporten a mickey
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12/19/2008 11:49 PM
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Re: How Long can One Live on Beer Alone? How long have You?
every homeless bum LIVES on malt liquor.

it's a lot of calories for the money and gets you fucked up.

winter's here. bundle up.
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12/19/2008 11:51 PM
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No water or food?


About five or six days.
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Pork chop in a can!Seriously you will die of dehydration.But most serious alcoholics can no longer even eat solid food.Its sad.Don't go there.Stay away from Busch.
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12/20/2008 01:45 AM
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The type of beer will make a big difference, how much yeast residue? Is there much sodium and pottasium?

I know of one case where several years was achieved, he paid a price with all his teeth falling out. Dehydration may not be an issue, however Vitamin C and B2 deficiency almost certainly will.

My personal best is 2.5 days.
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I've survived off Gatorade for like 2 weeks.

During my escapade with an experimental stimulant.

Was awesome.
See ya.
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alcholics live off liqour, its enough cals to almost replace meals. Hence most drunks in progressed stages are so mal nourished, even if they have food nearby they will choose the beer over it.

you could do it for a while, but you will need some food. And of course water

only the hardcore can go without some water after a session. I gotta recoup for a few days after a heavy session
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I've survived off Gatorade for like 2 weeks.

During my escapade with an experimental stimulant.

Was awesome.
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you can live without food for 50 days...but no water is death


Ive done long fasts, well you know the facts

eat bugs and grass, drink water
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about a week on light beer and some gatorade
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One day. But I've lived on nothing but water, far longer.
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you can live without food for 50 days...but no water is death


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 331956


Beer will eventually cause dehydration, but not necessarily dealy, since all but crazy-strong beer is mostly water. Additionally, beer has plenty of calories to sustain life, and even some vitamins from barley. I'd estimate one could live several months, provided you had plenty of smokes and premium TV package.
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As a young person, it was my main staple. Now older I have to eat real food now and again.
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I have an uncle who lived mostly on beer. He had a small chunk of cheese, a spoon of mashed potatoes, a little Jello, and a glass of milk every day and the rest was beer, beer, and more beer (several cups a day). He lived to be 90 with very little health problems.
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Stay away from Busch.
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I heard Alex Jones say Busch was not really beer anymore, but synthetic. Anyone have details? I heard him give no explanation.
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I have an uncle who lived mostly on beer. He had a small chunk of cheese, a spoon of mashed potatoes, a little Jello, and a glass of milk every day and the rest was beer, beer, and more beer (several cups a day). He lived to be 90 with very little health problems.
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My new diet plan, more details needed.
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excellent tread...got carbs and calories, sugars and vitamins.
As long as homemade I guess six months straight
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Beer is the ultimate survival food.
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The has got to be the most profoundly important question I have ever seen on GLP! How could we have gone this long without asking a question such as this. Why, it rivals the likes of the ultimate questions concerning life and happiness!

I would say for quite some time provided the drunk does what he normally does the day after a good binge and twenty subsequent hours of sleep, and gulps down about a gallon of water as he struggles to make it to the refrigerator when he is dying from his unquenched thirst.
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I lived on nothing but homemade popcorn and tea for two week ... easy .
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Re: How Long can One Live on Beer Alone? How long have You?
Thinkin of puttin it to the test.


How long can one make it?
 Quoting: Mickey 559984


if you take vitamins and minerals with the beer you can probably live for years...

my uncle drank beer nonstop for 45 yrs (after the tragic death of his son) . ..ate almost nothing else.

died alone in a car accident off a mountain road. yes, he was drinking. I already said he drank nonstop...
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about the water issue.

you can live on beer without water and not die of thirst.

your body will suffer from not having the 'correct' amount of water. but it will survive.

i know guys that drank all day, every day..no water...construction..in the heat...and they didn't drink water. just beer...

i'm sure their bodies suffered ...but beer is mostly water...the problem is getting your body to not piss it out.

the alcohol dehydrates the system.
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[link to www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com]
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As long as you supplement your diet with boogers you will be OK
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about the water issue.

you can live on beer without water and not die of thirst.

your body will suffer from not having the 'correct' amount of water. but it will survive.

i know guys that drank all day, every day..no water...construction..in the heat...and they didn't drink water. just beer...

i'm sure their bodies suffered ...but beer is mostly water...the problem is getting your body to not piss it out.

the alcohol dehydrates the system.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 618285

Brother sun, intuition moon. Home at the forest.

Sure every post I have mentions goat blood...How do you think we get plasma tv's?

Organic needs are being assaulted. I'm not amused by this & encourage all to grow heirloom seed for themselves.

The garden gives greatest power.
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The answer is simple OP:

One can live on beer alone until death. You can drink ONLY beer, nothing else and sustain your body until it shuts down.
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Re: How Long can One Live on Beer Alone? How long have You?
every homeless bum LIVES on malt liquor.

it's a lot of calories for the money and gets you fucked up.

winter's here. bundle up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 572892


exactly
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Re: How Long can One Live on Beer Alone? How long have You?
i'm on 17 days and blacked out today and fell over, i am done, 17 days is the longest i've seen

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