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HAVE U EVER CONSIDERED THAT JESUS WAS A MUSHROOM?

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/04/2012 05:15 AM
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..no I always thought he was a carrot, that's just me though.
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You're probably thinking of judas...judas iscariot
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12/04/2012 05:17 AM
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Jesus was a mushroom? just like the 'followers of 'God'' then.

Kept in the dark and fed shit.

Hocus pocus.
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You're going to feel awfully stupid.

Sooner than you might think.
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12/04/2012 05:25 AM
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Jesus was a mushroom? just like the 'followers of 'God'' then.

Kept in the dark and fed shit.

Hocus pocus.
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You're going to feel awfully stupid.

Sooner than you might think.
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Let me guees jesus is coming soon on a white horse lol. White horse is symbol for higher consciousness. Like all archyypes before zeus krishna
Etc alll rode a white horse.5a
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Jesus was a mushroom? just like the 'followers of 'God'' then.

Kept in the dark and fed shit.

Hocus pocus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 576449


You're going to feel awfully stupid.

Sooner than you might think.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28765560


Let me guees jesus is coming soon on a white horse lol. White horse is symbol for higher consciousness. Like all archyypes before zeus krishna
Etc alll rode a white horse.5a
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12/04/2012 05:58 AM
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Re: HAVE U EVER CONSIDERED THAT JESUS WAS A MUSHROOM?
I eard that Jesus was comming back in a zebra .
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12/04/2012 06:41 AM
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ive often wondered if jesus was some dood who wandered off into the desert, got dehydrated, flushed with DMT and came back and told some exaggerrated stories :P
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12/04/2012 06:47 AM
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Jesus wasn't a mushroom. He wasn't a fungi to be around.....

bubum. Nothing to do here.
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12/04/2012 06:59 AM
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i thought once he was a leaf but then the leaf flew away and I thought the leaf was then a super hero of sorts.....

Super hero's fly?....

Right?
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Re: HAVE U EVER CONSIDERED THAT JESUS WAS A MUSHROOM?
John Allegro Chief Translator of the DEAD Sea Scrolls said JESUS was code for mushroom.
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[link to www.shroomtalk.com]
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09/07/2016 05:13 PM
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John Allegro Chief Translator of the DEAD Sea Scrolls said JESUS was code for mushroom.
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true
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Stop spreading lies about Christ.
"Imagination and fiction make up more than three quarters of our real life."
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09/07/2016 06:31 PM
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Yes.

But have you ever considered that Jesus WASN'T a mushroom?
"My leg hurts!"
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John Allegro Chief Translator of the DEAD Sea Scrolls said JESUS was code for mushroom.
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true
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well ... only literate academic types know this

not GLP fodder !
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Re: HAVE U EVER CONSIDERED THAT JESUS WAS A MUSHROOM?
Thread: Bear Eats Psychedelic Mushrooms
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...and they would sacrifice a mushroom on a crucifix because...?

wtf
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Because they were high on shrooms? Duh...

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