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HAVE U EVER CONSIDERED THAT JESUS WAS A MUSHROOM?

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/04/2012 05:15 AM
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..no I always thought he was a carrot, that's just me though.
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You're probably thinking of judas...judas iscariot
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12/04/2012 05:17 AM
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Jesus was a mushroom? just like the 'followers of 'God'' then.

Kept in the dark and fed shit.

Hocus pocus.
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You're going to feel awfully stupid.

Sooner than you might think.
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12/04/2012 05:25 AM
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Jesus was a mushroom? just like the 'followers of 'God'' then.

Kept in the dark and fed shit.

Hocus pocus.
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You're going to feel awfully stupid.

Sooner than you might think.
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Let me guees jesus is coming soon on a white horse lol. White horse is symbol for higher consciousness. Like all archyypes before zeus krishna
Etc alll rode a white horse.5a
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Jesus was a mushroom? just like the 'followers of 'God'' then.

Kept in the dark and fed shit.

Hocus pocus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 576449


You're going to feel awfully stupid.

Sooner than you might think.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28765560


Let me guees jesus is coming soon on a white horse lol. White horse is symbol for higher consciousness. Like all archyypes before zeus krishna
Etc alll rode a white horse.5a
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12/04/2012 05:58 AM
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Re: HAVE U EVER CONSIDERED THAT JESUS WAS A MUSHROOM?
I eard that Jesus was comming back in a zebra .
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12/04/2012 06:41 AM
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ive often wondered if jesus was some dood who wandered off into the desert, got dehydrated, flushed with DMT and came back and told some exaggerrated stories :P
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12/04/2012 06:47 AM
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Jesus wasn't a mushroom. He wasn't a fungi to be around.....

bubum. Nothing to do here.
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12/04/2012 06:59 AM
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i thought once he was a leaf but then the leaf flew away and I thought the leaf was then a super hero of sorts.....

Super hero's fly?....

Right?
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09/07/2016 05:08 PM
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Re: HAVE U EVER CONSIDERED THAT JESUS WAS A MUSHROOM?
John Allegro Chief Translator of the DEAD Sea Scrolls said JESUS was code for mushroom.
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[link to www.shroomtalk.com]
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John Allegro Chief Translator of the DEAD Sea Scrolls said JESUS was code for mushroom.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72858864


true
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Stop spreading lies about Christ.
"And many of them that sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake,
some to everlasting life, and some to shame and everlasting contempt."

Daniel 12:2

"I have written your name on the palms of my hands.
And no man shall pluck you out."

Isaiah 49:16, John 10:28
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Re: HAVE U EVER CONSIDERED THAT JESUS WAS A MUSHROOM?
Yes.

But have you ever considered that Jesus WASN'T a mushroom?
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF THIS CAMPUS!
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF THIS CAMPUS!
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF THIS CAMPUS!
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John Allegro Chief Translator of the DEAD Sea Scrolls said JESUS was code for mushroom.
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true
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well ... only literate academic types know this

not GLP fodder !
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Thread: Bear Eats Psychedelic Mushrooms
ACT! Act! Ack!!!
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09/07/2016 06:49 PM
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Re: HAVE U EVER CONSIDERED THAT JESUS WAS A MUSHROOM?
...and they would sacrifice a mushroom on a crucifix because...?

wtf
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Because they were high on shrooms? Duh...


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