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Anonymous Coward User ID: 579386 United States 12/25/2008 02:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sorry. I've never been that high. Seek help. You've totaly lost all grip on reality. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 579387You're right. I missed my dose of zoloft and decided to post here. Jesus was a man, born of a virgin. He raised the dead, turned water into wine, walked on water, casted out demons, and was raised from the dead himself. WHEW! Thank Jesus my grip on reality is back! |
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jim morrison User ID: 273434 United States 12/25/2008 02:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ever since i did shrooms and began research on shrooms ive known that the world of religion is all associated with the mushroom cult....but i dare not preach this to ANYONE in real life because theyll think im crazy, its best for me to keep this kind of info inside my own skull |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 579386 United States 12/25/2008 03:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok, for those too lazy to watch the video I will briefly sum it up. A British philologist named John Allegro was tapped by the Vatican to work on translating the Dead Sea Scrolls. "The Dead Sea Scrolls were written between 200 B.C.E. and 68 C.E., and give insight into the religious life and thought of a Jewish sect based at Qumran by the Dead Sea" "Allegro believed through etymology (translation of the dead sea scrolls) that the roots of Christianity, as of many other religions, lay in fertility cults; and that cultic practices, such as ingesting hallucinogenic drugs to perceive the mind of god, persisted into Christian times." |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 555715 United States 12/25/2008 03:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok, for those too lazy to watch the video I will briefly sum it up. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 579386A British philologist named John Allegro was tapped by the Vatican to work on translating the Dead Sea Scrolls. "The Dead Sea Scrolls were written between 200 B.C.E. and 68 C.E., and give insight into the religious life and thought of a Jewish sect based at Qumran by the Dead Sea" "Allegro believed through etymology (translation of the dead sea scrolls) that the roots of Christianity, as of many other religions, lay in fertility cults; and that cultic practices, such as ingesting hallucinogenic drugs to perceive the mind of god, persisted into Christian times." ------------------------------------------- The mind of god? Where is god? Why isn't god here on earth? What could he be doing for 6,000 years? He alledgely created everything in just 6 days. But now he is a 6,000 year no show!!!! That seems just a tiny bit strange! Still....If he was really an all powerful god, he could have stopped all of boosh's attacks on defensless little countries. He could heal all the worlds amputees, and heal every one in every hospital in the world..... with only a thought. But he hasn't done any of that. A loving god would certainly have stopped nineeleven, Katrina, Texas, etc etc etc. No...sorry but no. So, obviously the god character from the bible didn't stop any of those and it has never healed anybody with VISIBLE injuries. For example the bible god has never taken a babys arm that was blown to bits in war, and healed it back on good as new. Course that's because he is only an imaginary god. - |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 488191 United States 12/25/2008 09:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus was a mushroom? just like the 'followers of 'God'' then. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 576412Kept in the dark and fed shit. Hocus pocus. The "followers of god" are in the dark because they are not eating the TRUE 'body of christ', but a placebo. Cannible! |
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