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HAVE U EVER CONSIDERED THAT JESUS WAS A MUSHROOM?

 
SUNofGOD
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12/21/2008 01:59 AM
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Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2008 02:01 AM
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Jesus was a mushroom? just like the 'followers of 'God'' then.

Kept in the dark and fed shit.

Hocus pocus.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/21/2008 02:39 AM
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Jesus was a mushroom? just like the 'followers of 'God'' then.

Kept in the dark and fed shit.

Hocus pocus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 576449


The "followers of god" are in the dark because they are not eating the TRUE 'body of christ', but a placebo.
bubba
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12/21/2008 02:50 AM
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yes,since 1975>>>>>."the mushroom and the cross" or try the pharmacraticinquisition.com
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12/21/2008 02:51 AM
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Manna is psilocybe cubensis.
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12/22/2008 07:07 PM
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Jesus was a Mushroom (the song)

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12/25/2008 02:00 PM
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 Quoting: SUNofGOD 576412



The SUN is born again 12/25
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 Quoting: SUNofGOD 576412

Sorry. I've never been that high. Seek help. You've totaly lost all grip on reality.
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12/25/2008 02:15 PM
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Aminita muscaria

Reindeers don't fly without it!!
NikkiLaVey

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I had read an artical in "High Times" onthis Subject a long time ago.

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Sorry. I've never been that high. Seek help. You've totaly lost all grip on reality.
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You're right.

I missed my dose of zoloft and decided to post here.

Jesus was a man, born of a virgin. He raised the dead, turned water into wine, walked on water, casted out demons, and was raised from the dead himself.

WHEW! Thank Jesus my grip on reality is back!

rolleyes
Anonymous Coward
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...and they would sacrifice a mushroom on a crucifix because...?

wtf
jim morrison
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ever since i did shrooms and began research on shrooms ive known that the world of religion is all associated with the mushroom cult....but i dare not preach this to ANYONE in real life because theyll think im crazy, its best for me to keep this kind of info inside my own skull
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2008 03:03 PM
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Ok, for those too lazy to watch the video I will briefly sum it up.

A British philologist named John Allegro was tapped by the Vatican to work on translating the Dead Sea Scrolls.

"The Dead Sea Scrolls were written between 200 B.C.E. and 68 C.E., and give insight into the religious life and thought of a Jewish sect based at Qumran by the Dead Sea"

"Allegro believed through etymology (translation of the dead sea scrolls) that the roots of Christianity, as of many other religions, lay in fertility cults; and that cultic practices, such as ingesting hallucinogenic drugs to perceive the mind of god, persisted into Christian times."
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12/25/2008 03:23 PM
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There was NEVER a Jesus

That was just made up

From stories of others....
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2008 03:26 PM
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Ok, for those too lazy to watch the video I will briefly sum it up.

A British philologist named John Allegro was tapped by the Vatican to work on translating the Dead Sea Scrolls.

"The Dead Sea Scrolls were written between 200 B.C.E. and 68 C.E., and give insight into the religious life and thought of a Jewish sect based at Qumran by the Dead Sea"

"Allegro believed through etymology (translation of the dead sea scrolls) that the roots of Christianity, as of many other religions, lay in fertility cults; and that cultic practices, such as ingesting hallucinogenic drugs to perceive the mind of god, persisted into Christian times."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 579386



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The mind of god?

Where is god?

Why isn't god here on earth?

What could he be doing for 6,000 years?

He alledgely created everything in just 6 days.

But now he is a 6,000 year no show!!!!

That seems just a tiny bit strange!

Still....If he was really an all powerful god, he could have stopped all of boosh's attacks on defensless little countries.

He could heal all the worlds amputees, and heal every one in every hospital in the world..... with only a thought.


But he hasn't done any of that.

A loving god would certainly have stopped nineeleven, Katrina, Texas, etc etc etc.

No...sorry but no.

So, obviously the god character from the bible didn't stop any of those and it has never healed anybody with VISIBLE injuries.

For example the bible god has never taken a babys arm that was blown to bits in war, and healed it back on good as new.

Course that's because he is only an imaginary god.

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12/25/2008 03:30 PM
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12/25/2008 03:40 PM
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Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2008 03:43 PM
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Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2008 03:44 PM
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The holy grail is a mushroom.
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2008 03:49 PM
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The Son of God = The Sun of God
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2008 03:57 PM
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Reality has lost its grip on imagination...


Sorry. I've never been that high. Seek help. You've totaly lost all grip on reality.
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Anonymous Coward
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Zeitgeist stole its whole first half from the documentary posted by the OP.
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2008 09:46 PM
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The psychedelic secrets of Santa

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Curtis Loew

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..no I always thought he was a carrot, that's just me though.
My Dog Ate My Signature.
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Jesus was a mushroom? just like the 'followers of 'God'' then.

Kept in the dark and fed shit.

Hocus pocus.


The "followers of god" are in the dark because they are not eating the TRUE 'body of christ', but a placebo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 576412

Cannible!
Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2008 07:36 AM
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He was a fungus among us, born in a mangers dung.

Hahaa
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02/09/2009 01:41 AM
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Anonymous Coward
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Have you ever considered that you're a moron?
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