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I bought my WOMAN a NEW IRON and BOARD for XMAS

 
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12/23/2008 10:48 AM
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I bought my WOMAN a NEW IRON and BOARD for XMAS
Do you think she will be impressed with my choice of gift ?
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12/23/2008 10:49 AM
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People still use those??? wow.
anything after 'but' is bullshit!

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12/23/2008 10:50 AM

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add in a broom and a dust pan and you'll be set.
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12/23/2008 10:51 AM
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add in a broom and a dust pan and you'll be set.
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I`ll use these as a stocking filler...




thanks for the great idea
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12/23/2008 10:52 AM
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maybe a new frying pan so she can have a hot meal ready for you.
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12/23/2008 10:52 AM
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Re: I bought my WOMAN a NEW IRON and BOARD for XMAS
Do you think she will be impressed with my choice of gift ?
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I take it you don't want to have Christmas sex ? ; )
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12/23/2008 10:53 AM

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1rof1
You should have some great sex Thursday night.
No good deed goes unpunished.
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12/23/2008 10:54 AM
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I bought my wife a new washer and dryer...Yep,I got her a new douchebag and a towel!
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12/23/2008 10:54 AM
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She'll use the iron to clock you over the head
She'll splay your body out on the board
She'll use the frying pan to boil yer bones
Then sweep the evidence from the floor & deposit what's left of you in the dustpan.

Or something like that. lol
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12/23/2008 10:54 AM
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Merry Burnmarks to you and your shirts!
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12/23/2008 10:55 AM
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I got my woman a new frying pan
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12/23/2008 10:55 AM
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I bought my wife a new mop....and vacuum cleaner.......I'm a big time spender.......


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12/23/2008 10:56 AM
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Hopefully your wife loves sports and you got her a nine-iron and a surfboard.
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12/23/2008 10:56 AM
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Prepare to descend into hell.
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12/23/2008 10:57 AM
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I`m expecting unbridled joy when she opens them
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12/23/2008 10:57 AM
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i got my woman a nice juicy tube steak to fill her up real good like
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12/23/2008 10:57 AM
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I'm sure she will love it.........don't expect any Christmas nookie though.
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12/23/2008 10:59 AM
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Do you think she will be impressed with my choice of gift ?
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Only if it is YOU who uses the iron and ironing board.
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12/23/2008 11:09 AM
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get her a nice black bag and belt ;) that should keep the hoover in order over the next year :)
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12/23/2008 11:11 AM
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Maybe she'll gift you with a nifty new screw driver and tell you to...
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12/23/2008 11:12 AM
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Only if it is YOU who uses the iron and ironing board.
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True dat.
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12/23/2008 11:12 AM
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Next time you get drunk, she can iron your pubes.
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12/23/2008 11:15 AM
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Maybe she'll gift you with a nifty new screw driver and tell you to...
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hmmmm....[drums fingers on table]
Anonymous Coward
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12/23/2008 11:17 AM
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She bought you a new rake and shovel for the landscaping needed next year.
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12/23/2008 11:17 AM
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What a man!
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12/23/2008 11:20 AM
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i got my woman a nice juicy tube steak to fill her up real good like
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 515073


You had to buy her one?
Enaid

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12/23/2008 11:24 AM
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See Avian's thread - seriously. LOL

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Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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12/23/2008 11:37 AM
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Dumbass
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12/23/2008 11:37 AM
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She told me she got you a new lawnmower and rake, plus some hefty trash bags.
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12/23/2008 11:42 AM
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I got mine a gym membership.
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12/23/2008 11:43 AM
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2 gifts? wow!

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