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I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree

 
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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
I love holiday parties, let the booze flow so you can seem like you enjoy it
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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
I love holiday parties, let the booze flow so you can seem like you enjoy it
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Why else is Santa so jolly, shining a big gin blossom nose all the time? He's tanked!
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you're the best man....I bow down! hf
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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
Hey!!! How come YOU get all the fun???
I have promises to keep....
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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
:umhuhkissv:



Fuck vodka. When I did beer bong, my fucking friends switched beer with vodka and poured down the tube. 30 minutes later, I passed out in the sofa chair. According to them, I got up then turned to the wall to take a piss then went back to the sofa chair and pass out again. Total blackout.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1164247

myvodka
goes well with eggnog
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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
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Last Edited by Hawk0 on 12/24/2010 03:38 PM
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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
My cat would be proud of you - since he likes to trash my tree every night !
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12/24/2010 03:39 PM
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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
HEY YOU GUYS!
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lmao

Goonies FTW
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12/24/2010 03:39 PM
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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
Did you blow CHUNKS?!
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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
KEEP that robo-plow at home and save it for the dooom clean up man!

jeez.

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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
Did you blow CHUNKS?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 926633

Yeah...but that was their pet dog.
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Did you blow CHUNKS?!

Yeah...but that was their pet dog.
 Quoting: Hawk0

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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
Laying off teh Goon Juice this year. Stricyly spiced cider.
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12/23/2012 11:29 PM
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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
I thoroughly enjoyed reading this thread title
This is all a joke!!
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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
Atleast you didnt pee on anything while you where there

with enuf booze everything becomes a toilet
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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
Heading back tonight for the first time in years. Pre gaming with some eggnog! Fuck it... It can't happen again.

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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
Did you blow CHUNKS?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 926633

Yeah...but that was their pet dog.
 Quoting: Hawk0


epiclol
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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
u must of been a newbie to not be able to handle that
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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
Got that feeling that I did something stupid again this year.

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12/26/2015 04:05 AM
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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
WTF? Nobody says 'Gooned up'.

You made that word up and you are a nerd.
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naaah thats an old saying
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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
But really, I havent got all gooned up in a coons age.
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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
just think, it could have been worse, you could have barfed the whole quart of that sticky stinky mess on their new carpet along with the chili you ate

slaphim
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yeah, you also could have brought your cousin as a date
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor


epiclol
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They're not a true friend unless you wreck something important of theirs, and they forgive you with another beers chuckle
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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
WTF? Nobody says 'Gooned up'.

You made that word up and you are a nerd.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 579135


People who make up new words are real people.
I can't imagine what people who spoutage hatred towards such people are deep, deep on the inside.

Just blackness in there?
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Going to try and do this years Christmas and New Years season Sober.
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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
at a freinds christmas party last night. I also destroyed a few of thier kids presents.. I don;t think I will be getting an invite back next year.
 Quoting: Hawk-0


How did your boyfriend handle it? Was he pissed at you?
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at a freinds christmas party last night. I also destroyed a few of thier kids presents.. I don;t think I will be getting an invite back next year.
 Quoting: Hawk-0


I knocked over the Christmas tree too. Came right down on me 3 days before my first baby was born. Baby and mother were fine, the Christmas tree not so much. Cheers op.
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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
Did you blow CHUNKS?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 926633

Yeah...but that was their pet dog.
 Quoting: Hawk0


Dude, that made me laugh out loud! Funniest shit I've read today!
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Re: I got all "Gooned Up" on Egg Nog last night and knocked over the Christmas tree
If you have half a hope of being invited anywhere but to an AA Meeting by this group of people you will:

Send flowers and apologize PROFUSELY in writing. You can try the old "I was on some medication and when it mixed with the booze in the eggnog it was obviously too much for me to handle" routine.

Then: Figure out what you destroyed. They host will not probably tell you. You may have to ask other guests. Then hit the toy stores and buy the kids NOT ONLY THE STUFF you wrecked, but another MAJOR present each, too! That's replace what you stepped on or fell on or otherwise destroyed - AND a MAJOR present of greater value. (Think X box, or a 24" FlatScreen to play the games on, or both!) Do NOT deliver these gifts. Have them wrapped by the store, put on cards addressed to the children and SEND THEM VIA MESSENGER to the KIDS - by name. Sign the cards - With Great Affection, a somewhat clumsy Santa's Elf!

THEN, if you have not heard from the parents or family within a day or so, send flowers again. This time a potted tree is even better. But not a small one. The note simply says "Please forgive my idiocy!"

By that time any decent person is getting the idea you are truly sorry and can see you've gone to some expense to atone for your awful behavior. Most will forgive you. When they do, take the full blame for your behavior, tell them how sorry that you are, and keep repeating until they're bored with it and ask you to stop talking about it. Don't stop until they've asked you to at least three times. The reason? To PROVE how horribly you feel.

When they finally forgive you - take a bottle of good champagne with you to the first thing you are ever again invited to. The bottle of Champagne is "just for you two" and if you are expected to bring beer or wine to share - it's IN ADDITION to the Champagne.

If you go thru all of the above and they will not forgive you - then you've either done MORE than you remember or they're total shits who hold grudges far too long. Your only option it to at that point send one final note saying "I've tried. Miss you both. But I won't bother you again..." Your (former?) friend, signature.

And then write them off. Do not speak about them or about the incident to anyone. If they gossip about it, pretend ignorance. Do not mention a word of it to or about it to anyone ever again. This is the end of the friendship. You've caused it with you actions, but they have equal culpability because of refusing a repentant guest forgiveness and a second chance.

I know a guest who puked on a 200k antique rug at an embassy party in Washington. He went thru the above, plus having an expert call them to repair and wash the rug and treat the stain - all at the guest's expense of course. They forgave me in time. Took about a month. If you've been a decent guy up til now and this is a one shot event, then you should be forgiven. If you're just a fucking drunk and this is the culmination of your drinking to date, then you have no right to expect anything.

Good luck and for whatever it's worth, the night I puked on the rug in the embassy I also tried to hit on the ambassador's son - who of course was straight, so he claimed! Not one of my best evenings, I can assure you! But I did finally wangle my ass back into their good graces after sending her a small but exquisite oriental carpet from a very well know collector's showroom. It cost me a pretty penny, but was ultimately worth it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 400833


Dude got wasted and a shit on the tree. Dont think his bank account is taking up too much bandwidth.

Btw..."gooned up" is epic. This will word makes Webster flinch.


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