I'm a Cougar on the Hunt Ask Me a Question

How hawt do you rate yourself 1-10?

You know what they call a Female Cougar ?


A Queen !

How to you keep your vagina tight and sensitive

Oh, I'd say a "10", bitches. . . with a six-pack!

Six packs on women isn't very sexy....are you anorexic?? Smoke?

pics?

So says the 290 lb. loser who hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.

Sorry to have offended you, I didn't know this old bitch was your online girlfriend

Nope. Slender not skinny. Small boobies, though. By the way...

Merry Christmas!

I thought you knew sucka. You real late with it.

But, I'm not oh-fended. I should probably pick up a few pounds. Been hit on a lot lately by dykes (no offense).

Do you have spiked hair?

So you look butch? No wonder you have to prey on younger males.

Do you have a camel toe or a moose knuckle?

Why do you call yourself a cougar? Cougars are between 30-40 yos. Anything over 40 is called a batty old whore.

what movie or tv actress do you most resemble

Let me tell you how hot this "kid" is... He looks like a cross between Jake Gyllenhaal (spell) and the psycho from "No Country for Old Men". Broad shoulders and lashes to die for. Today was my short day (just running for 35 minutes then 20 in the sauna), he was waiting for me when I came out of the dressing room! Love it!

What's the term if she's sixty-somthin'?

granny

You're talking to a bunch of dudes on Christmas Eve....we don't care what the "kid" looks like, we care about what you look like.

the psycho from "No Country for Old Men"

wtf ????

Wikipedia:

"Cougar – an older woman, usually in her 40s or older, who usually sexually pursues men in their 20s and 30s.[12] The term has been used in (American) TV series, advertising and film. The 2007 film Cougar Club was dedicated to the subject.

Puh-leeaze. Men of any and all ages (especially the defunct and desperate over 35 and balding, expanding about the gut crowd) will fuck anything with a hole, no matter how much trash you liver flukes talk about your "preferences" in women, that's the facts. So what's wrong with a mature lady looking for a man? You sorry schmucks patrol the bars and hangout spots like cops on a beat looking for hoes to fuck, and most of you don't look like much of nothing, but you think you deserve the cream of the crop? Bitch please.

if we don't get a picture posted pronto

there's gonna be consequences

so how are you gonna feel when he dumps your old ass?

Gotta give props to that Nam vet in the movie, after getting hit with buck, he still swims the fucking river and has time to do a complete breakdown on a .45, clean the sucka, then shoot a dog. Normal people ussually choose to lay down and die.

Do you like to perform oral sex?

Aaah... the guy that was killing everyone with the chilli-bowl haircut.

Zeta-Jones type with an "athletic build" and larger eyes.

So how are you gonna feel tonight all alone jacking your dick off to midget porn while the rest of us are curled up with a mate of some caliber...spouse, significant other, or "booty call"? I can hear the lotion calling your name...listen close to the wind howl it...


"Looooooooooooooooooooooooooozer"