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I'm a Cougar on the Hunt Ask Me a Question

 
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12/24/2008 08:45 PM
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I'm a Cougar on the Hunt Ask Me a Question
It's official. I hit on a thirty something guy at the gym. And, he's interested. I'm 44.

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12/24/2008 08:48 PM
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Re: I'm a Cougar on the Hunt Ask Me a Question
How hawt do you rate yourself 1-10?
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12/24/2008 08:48 PM
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Re: I'm a Cougar on the Hunt Ask Me a Question
You know what they call a Female Cougar ?


A Queen !
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12/24/2008 08:50 PM
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Re: I'm a Cougar on the Hunt Ask Me a Question
How to you keep your vagina tight and sensitive
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12/24/2008 08:52 PM
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Re: I'm a Cougar on the Hunt Ask Me a Question
Oh, I'd say a "10", bitches. . . with a six-pack!
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12/24/2008 08:52 PM
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Re: I'm a Cougar on the Hunt Ask Me a Question
Six packs on women isn't very sexy....are you anorexic?? Smoke?
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12/24/2008 08:53 PM
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Re: I'm a Cougar on the Hunt Ask Me a Question
pics?
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12/24/2008 08:58 PM
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Six packs on women isn't very sexy....are you anorexic?? Smoke?
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So says the 290 lb. loser who hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.
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12/24/2008 08:59 PM
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5a
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Six packs on women isn't very sexy....are you anorexic?? Smoke?



So says the 290 lb. loser who hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.
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Sorry to have offended you, I didn't know this old bitch was your online girlfriend lmao
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Six packs on women isn't very sexy....are you anorexic?? Smoke?
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Nope. Slender not skinny. Small boobies, though. By the way...

Merry Christmas!
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12/24/2008 09:01 PM
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Six packs on women isn't very sexy....are you anorexic?? Smoke?



So says the 290 lb. loser who hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.



Sorry to have offended you, I didn't know this old bitch was your online girlfriend lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 565221



I thought you knew sucka. You real late with it. rolleyes
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12/24/2008 09:07 PM
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Six packs on women isn't very sexy....are you anorexic?? Smoke?



So says the 290 lb. loser who hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.



Sorry to have offended you, I didn't know this old bitch was your online girlfriend lmao
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But, I'm not oh-fended. I should probably pick up a few pounds. Been hit on a lot lately by dykes (no offense).
lmao
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12/24/2008 09:10 PM
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Do you have spiked hair?
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12/24/2008 09:10 PM
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Six packs on women isn't very sexy....are you anorexic?? Smoke?



So says the 290 lb. loser who hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.



Sorry to have offended you, I didn't know this old bitch was your online girlfriend lmao


But, I'm not oh-fended. I should probably pick up a few pounds. Been hit on a lot lately by dykes (no offense).
lmao
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So you look butch? No wonder you have to prey on younger males.
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12/24/2008 09:13 PM
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Do you have a camel toe or a moose knuckle?
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12/24/2008 09:13 PM
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Re: I'm a Cougar on the Hunt Ask Me a Question
Why do you call yourself a cougar? Cougars are between 30-40 yos. Anything over 40 is called a batty old whore.
Mr. Predictor

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12/24/2008 09:14 PM
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what movie or tv actress do you most resemble
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"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries." - Winston Churchill
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12/24/2008 09:15 PM
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Let me tell you how hot this "kid" is... He looks like a cross between Jake Gyllenhaal (spell) and the psycho from "No Country for Old Men". Broad shoulders and lashes to die for. Today was my short day (just running for 35 minutes then 20 in the sauna), he was waiting for me when I came out of the dressing room! Love it!
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12/24/2008 09:16 PM
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What's the term if she's sixty-somthin'?
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12/24/2008 09:18 PM
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What's the term if she's sixty-somthin'?
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granny
:6473madburger:

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries." - Winston Churchill
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12/24/2008 09:18 PM
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You're talking to a bunch of dudes on Christmas Eve....we don't care what the "kid" looks like, we care about what you look like.
Mr. Predictor

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12/24/2008 09:19 PM
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Let me tell you how hot this "kid" is... He looks like a cross between Jake Gyllenhaal (spell) and the psycho from "No Country for Old Men". Broad shoulders and lashes to die for. Today was my short day (just running for 35 minutes then 20 in the sauna), he was waiting for me when I came out of the dressing room! Love it!
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the psycho from "No Country for Old Men"

wtf ????
:6473madburger:

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries." - Winston Churchill
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12/24/2008 09:20 PM
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Why do you call yourself a cougar? Cougars are between 30-40 yos. Anything over 40 is called a batty old whore.
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Wikipedia:

"Cougar – an older woman, usually in her 40s or older, who usually sexually pursues men in their 20s and 30s.[12] The term has been used in (American) TV series, advertising and film. The 2007 film Cougar Club was dedicated to the subject.
stfu
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12/24/2008 09:20 PM
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Re: I'm a Cougar on the Hunt Ask Me a Question
So you look butch? No wonder you have to prey on younger males.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 508078



Puh-leeaze. Men of any and all ages (especially the defunct and desperate over 35 and balding, expanding about the gut crowd) will fuck anything with a hole, no matter how much trash you liver flukes talk about your "preferences" in women, that's the facts. So what's wrong with a mature lady looking for a man? You sorry schmucks patrol the bars and hangout spots like cops on a beat looking for hoes to fuck, and most of you don't look like much of nothing, but you think you deserve the cream of the crop? Bitch please.
Mr. Predictor

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12/24/2008 09:21 PM
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You're talking to a bunch of dudes on Christmas Eve....we don't care what the "kid" looks like, we care about what you look like.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 565221


if we don't get a picture posted pronto

there's gonna be consequences
:6473madburger:

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries." - Winston Churchill
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12/24/2008 09:22 PM
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Let me tell you how hot this "kid" is... He looks like a cross between Jake Gyllenhaal (spell) and the psycho from "No Country for Old Men". Broad shoulders and lashes to die for. Today was my short day (just running for 35 minutes then 20 in the sauna), he was waiting for me when I came out of the dressing room! Love it!
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so how are you gonna feel when he dumps your old ass?
Anonymous Coward
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12/24/2008 09:23 PM
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Gotta give props to that Nam vet in the movie, after getting hit with buck, he still swims the fucking river and has time to do a complete breakdown on a .45, clean the sucka, then shoot a dog. Normal people ussually choose to lay down and die.
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12/24/2008 09:24 PM
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Re: I'm a Cougar on the Hunt Ask Me a Question
Do you like to perform oral sex?
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12/24/2008 09:25 PM
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Let me tell you how hot this "kid" is... He looks like a cross between Jake Gyllenhaal (spell) and the psycho from "No Country for Old Men". Broad shoulders and lashes to die for. Today was my short day (just running for 35 minutes then 20 in the sauna), he was waiting for me when I came out of the dressing room! Love it!


the psycho from "No Country for Old Men"

wtf ????
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor

Aaah... the guy that was killing everyone with the chilli-bowl haircut.

Zeta-Jones type with an "athletic build" and larger eyes.
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Let me tell you how hot this "kid" is... He looks like a cross between Jake Gyllenhaal (spell) and the psycho from "No Country for Old Men". Broad shoulders and lashes to die for. Today was my short day (just running for 35 minutes then 20 in the sauna), he was waiting for me when I came out of the dressing room! Love it!


so how are you gonna feel when he dumps your old ass?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 492359


So how are you gonna feel tonight all alone jacking your dick off to midget porn while the rest of us are curled up with a mate of some caliber...spouse, significant other, or "booty call"? I can hear the lotion calling your name...listen close to the wind howl it...


"Looooooooooooooooooooooooooozer"

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