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I'm a Cougar on the Hunt Ask Me a Question

 
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Gotta give props to that Nam vet in the movie, after getting hit with buck, he still swims the fucking river and has time to do a complete breakdown on a .45, clean the sucka, then shoot a dog. Normal people ussually choose to lay down and die.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 534327

ya. that was an awesome movie. but anyone who wants to fuck a guy who even remotely resembles the psycho in NCFOM has gotta be psycho herself. Proof is in this thread.

What kind of stupid hore starts a thread on this topic? On CHRISTMAS EVE??

slut/scum.
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12/24/2008 09:26 PM
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It's official. I hit on a thirty something guy at the gym. And, he's interested. I'm 44.

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Sorry, thirty something is too old for a cougar. You fail, please try again.

fail1
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What's the term if she's sixty-somthin'?
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That would be "Eewwwww".
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How much are you paying the gigolo
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Gotta give props to that Nam vet in the movie, after getting hit with buck, he still swims the fucking river and has time to do a complete breakdown on a .45, clean the sucka, then shoot a dog. Normal people ussually choose to lay down and die.

ya. that was an awesome movie. but anyone who wants to fuck a guy who even remotely resembles the psycho in NCFOM has gotta be psycho herself. Proof is in this thread.

What kind of stupid hore starts a thread on this topic? On CHRISTMAS EVE??

slut/scum.
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No worse than the men of GLP's illustrious He Man wimmins hating Brigade.
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12/24/2008 09:28 PM
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How much are you paying the gigolo
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Ask your mamma, she would know.
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12/24/2008 09:29 PM
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so how are you gonna feel when he dumps your old ass?


So how are you gonna feel tonight all alone jacking your dick off to midget porn while the rest of us are curled up with a mate of some caliber...spouse, significant other, or "booty call"? I can hear the lotion calling your name...listen close to the wind howl it...


"Looooooooooooooooooooooooooozer"
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Ok you gotta be her dike lover...right? Do you have spiked hair? Camel toe or moose knuckle?? These are all pertinent questions.
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It's official. I hit on a thirty something guy at the gym. And, he's interested. I'm 44.

kittens

Sorry, thirty something is too old for a cougar. You fail, please try again.

:fail1:
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Harsh! I'm guessing very early thirties, that should count! LoL!
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Gotta give props to that Nam vet in the movie, after getting hit with buck, he still swims the fucking river and has time to do a complete breakdown on a .45, clean the sucka, then shoot a dog. Normal people ussually choose to lay down and die.

ya. that was an awesome movie. but anyone who wants to fuck a guy who even remotely resembles the psycho in NCFOM has gotta be psycho herself. Proof is in this thread.

What kind of stupid hore starts a thread on this topic? On CHRISTMAS EVE??

slut/scum.



No worse than the men of GLP's illustrious He Man wimmins hating Brigade.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 578832


It's not about gender, it's about ethics.

Just gross, too.
I do bite... hard (OP)
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Gotta give props to that Nam vet in the movie, after getting hit with buck, he still swims the fucking river and has time to do a complete breakdown on a .45, clean the sucka, then shoot a dog. Normal people ussually choose to lay down and die.

ya. that was an awesome movie. but anyone who wants to fuck a guy who even remotely resembles the psycho in NCFOM has gotta be psycho herself. Proof is in this thread.

What kind of stupid hore starts a thread on this topic? On CHRISTMAS EVE??

slut/scum.
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iamwith
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It's official. I hit on a thirty something guy at the gym. And, he's interested. I'm 44.

kittens
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that's prolly cuz his fiancee went home for xmas and he's alone til new year's eve. booty call/holla back gurl = 44/middle-aged slut.
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How much are you paying the gigolo



Ask your mamma, she would know.
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oh, so you are a gigolo..yeah, if she's paying, she aint a cougar
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12/24/2008 09:33 PM
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wow.. sounds like true love.
i'm sure it'll last
about 5 min
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so how are you gonna feel when he dumps your old ass?


So how are you gonna feel tonight all alone jacking your dick off to midget porn while the rest of us are curled up with a mate of some caliber...spouse, significant other, or "booty call"? I can hear the lotion calling your name...listen close to the wind howl it...


"Looooooooooooooooooooooooooozer"


Ok you gotta be her dike lover...right? Do you have spiked hair? Camel toe or moose knuckle?? These are all pertinent questions.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 565221



Wrong, no, no and no. Now my turn...are you bald? Do you have a 2 inch vienna sausage to piss with and balls the size and color of california golden raisins?

FYI, I'm getting me some tonight from my husband, just like every night. Stop worrying about what grown folks doing, chump.
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12/24/2008 09:35 PM
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How much are you paying the gigolo



Ask your mamma, she would know.


oh, so you are a gigolo..yeah, if she's paying, she aint a cougar
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LOL. You're a total retard.
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12/24/2008 09:38 PM
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so how are you gonna feel when he dumps your old ass?


So how are you gonna feel tonight all alone jacking your dick off to midget porn while the rest of us are curled up with a mate of some caliber...spouse, significant other, or "booty call"? I can hear the lotion calling your name...listen close to the wind howl it...


"Looooooooooooooooooooooooooozer"


Ok you gotta be her dike lover...right? Do you have spiked hair? Camel toe or moose knuckle?? These are all pertinent questions.



Wrong, no, no and no. Now my turn...are you bald? Do you have a 2 inch vienna sausage to piss with and balls the size and color of california golden raisins?

FYI, I'm getting me some tonight from my husband, just like every night. Stop worrying about what grown folks doing, chump.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 578832


Well I don't want to know what "grown" folks do behind closed doors - especially married "grown" folks. You see, I like younger people and younger women - not old, bitter hags like yourself who take offense online to bullshit banter. Anyway, seeing how I picked up on you being a woman, I'm pretty sure that my other assumptions about you are spot on as well. And no, I'm not going to indulge your fantasies with descriptions of my junk.
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12/24/2008 09:43 PM
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So you look butch? No wonder you have to prey on younger males.



Puh-leeaze. Men of any and all ages (especially the defunct and desperate over 35 and balding, expanding about the gut crowd) will fuck anything with a hole, no matter how much trash you liver flukes talk about your "preferences" in women, that's the facts. So what's wrong with a mature lady looking for a man? You sorry schmucks patrol the bars and hangout spots like cops on a beat looking for hoes to fuck, and most of you don't look like much of nothing, but you think you deserve the cream of the crop? Bitch please.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 578832

Excellent point!

And regarding NCFOM, I've not seen the movie-not my cup of tea. Anyway, we have a "date" on Friday to meet at the gym and go for smoothies after. Smmmoooothies. . . Uh huh!
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12/24/2008 09:47 PM
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Re: I'm a Cougar on the Hunt Ask Me a Question
It's not about gender, it's about ethics.

Just gross, too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 492359


"Ethics"? It's unethical for a woman to date a younger guy (assuming over 21)? Does this go for men as well in your universe? Hmmm?
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12/24/2008 10:05 PM
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It's not about gender, it's about ethics.

Just gross, too.


"Ethics"? It's unethical for a woman to date a younger guy (assuming over 21)? Does this go for men as well in your universe? Hmmm?
 Quoting: I do bite 579012
so what is it you want?
quit flattering yourself cause some dude wants to cornhole ya,he's probably married and has kids
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bottom line lady, if nobody is cheating

go have a good time

life is short
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12/24/2008 10:09 PM
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It's not about gender, it's about ethics.

Just gross, too.


"Ethics"? It's unethical for a woman to date a younger guy (assuming over 21)? Does this go for men as well in your universe? Hmmm?
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Do you like anal?
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12/24/2008 10:19 PM
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Well I don't want to know what "grown" folks do behind closed doors - especially married "grown" folks. You see, I like younger people and younger women - not old, bitter hags like yourself who take offense online to bullshit banter. Anyway, seeing how I picked up on you being a woman, I'm pretty sure that my other assumptions about you are spot on as well. And no, I'm not going to indulge your fantasies with descriptions of my junk.
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You got the junk part right. I'm sure that's all there is there. l33t
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Thread: This weird old lady keeps hitting on me at the gym. What should I do?
Go here he is looking for you. lol
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12/25/2008 01:00 AM
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stupthrd
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12/25/2008 11:38 AM
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Thank you!

Bumpity bump

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12/25/2008 04:42 PM
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bump

laugh
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bump
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Do you say "you betcha!" a lot?
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don't be old fashioned, a 44 year old lady can look really good.

i need to believe this, because one day i will be that age and i hope to still look the same. ha.
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Six packs on women isn't very sexy....are you anorexic?? Smoke?
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Why would it matter if she smokes? This some new kind of brainwashing where a smoking woman cant get any? LOL

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