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Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/25/2008 10:04 AM
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Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
I've never seen one? Why can't Santa be black?
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12/25/2008 10:06 AM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
do you live in a predominantly black area? Because they are there, I've seen them. don't be stupid.
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12/25/2008 10:12 AM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
I have seen Santas of all colours, but snowman is always white.
I'm smarter than a rock
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12/25/2008 10:15 AM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
I saw a Kawanzi Claus hanging his head out of the bars at the jail house....does that count?

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12/25/2008 10:16 AM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
There ain't any muslim santas with a red turbans either!
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12/25/2008 10:25 AM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
I dont know about now but growing up in the 80's in an urban neighborhood, I never saw a black Santa, and to be honest, if I had, I probably would have been taken aback.
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12/25/2008 10:41 AM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
do you live in a predominantly black area? Because they are there, I've seen them. don't be stupid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 440235


Ghetto santa? Black santas can only operate in black malls huh?

Racist tard
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12/25/2008 10:43 AM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
My favorite is the Khazar Santa...

when you sit on thier lap, they steal your goyims wallet !
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12/25/2008 10:45 AM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
When it will come black snow they will also use black Santas...simple! LOL
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12/25/2008 10:45 AM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
Black Santas typically have an image problem.

They don't give ----- they take.
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12/25/2008 10:48 AM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
There are a couple of blond girls around here that would sit on a black Santa's lap.... other than that, they would not have any one else that stupid...


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12/25/2008 10:53 AM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
Cuz the north pole ain't in Africa.
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12/25/2008 10:57 AM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
Does the name Kris Kringle sound like a Black name to you?
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12/25/2008 11:00 AM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
Black Santas typically have an image problem.

They don't give ----- they take.
 Quoting: Ghetto Guy 106069

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Slide down the chimney take your dvd player and disappear.
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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12/25/2008 11:06 AM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
I have seen black Santas in New York....

how come we dont have a menorah man??? rant
Who so boasteth himself of a false gift is like clouds and wind without rain.
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12/25/2008 11:10 AM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
I'll be your Menorah Man.....Hollllerrrrr!!!!!
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12/25/2008 11:13 AM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
Does the name Kris Kringle sound like a Black name to you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 268258

K.ris K.laus K.ringle
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12/25/2008 11:21 AM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
I think that seeing a black Santa would be too traumatizing for all these nice, upper-class white kids who have a laundry-list of very expensive shit that they MUST HAVE!

They would probably start crying and screaming, and generally making a scene.

screamrofl
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12/25/2008 02:57 PM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
I've never seen one? Why can't Santa be black?
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Don't get out much do you? I've seen them.
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12/25/2008 03:19 PM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
I've never seen one? Why can't Santa be black?
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Please, they don't give a fuck about their own kids, let alone anyone else's.
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12/25/2008 03:20 PM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
I think that seeing a black Santa would be too traumatizing for all these nice, upper-class white kids who have a laundry-list of very expensive shit that they MUST HAVE!

They would probably start crying and screaming, and generally making a scene.

screamrofl
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 579237



I guess you never watch Cribs, or rap videos. If there's anyone group completely obsessed with materialism, it's blacks.
MackP11211

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12/16/2012 02:16 PM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
I know it is bad form to reply to a 4 year old post, but since I stumbled upon this in my google search for a black santa to bring my son to visit, I thought it might be reasonable to chime in with a little information that others who come upon this page may find interesting.

Most scholars believe Saint Nicholas (Sinterklaas) to have been a Moor. Early iconography depicts him as being very dark skinned. He lived in Asia Minor, present day Turkey, in the 4th century AD where he was most likely a bishop. Saint Nicholas was celebrated for his generosity. One of the most popular stories of Saint Nicholas is his paying the dowries of three young sisters who would have otherwise been sold into prostitution. Early Christians celebrated his birthday on Dec. 6 by giving presents. This tradition spread throughout Europe and eventually became interlaced with pagan midwinter Yule festivals and the combination of these two traditions was co-opted by the Church and rebranded as Christmas to celebrate the birth of Christ.

[link to www.stnicholascenter.org]
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12/16/2012 02:29 PM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
When my daughter saw her first black santa she knew the jig was up.
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12/16/2012 02:36 PM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
Would you have hired Samuel Jackson to play Hitler in a movie?
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12/16/2012 02:36 PM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
I saw a Kawanzi Claus hanging his head out of the bars at the jail house....does that count?

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Thanks for the laugh rofl
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12/16/2012 02:36 PM

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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
I suppose it depends on the racial mix where you live or the mall customers but rest assured, there are many black santas in my area. Also ringing the bell for Salvation Army and so forth.
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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12/16/2012 02:37 PM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
I've never seen one? Why can't Santa be black?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 566297


Cause every child that sat on a black santas kneww would walk away minus whatever was in its pockets.
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12/16/2012 02:39 PM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
Santa is a fictional character... who is a white, senior age male.

Honestly, it's a dumb question... may as well complain that Superman is portrayed as white or how come they don't let a woman play James Bond?

Fucking prejudiced bastards right?

No.
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12/16/2012 02:40 PM
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
Black santas don't give, they just take.

Besides if a little girl sat on his lap he'd probably rape her.
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12/16/2012 02:42 PM

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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
I think that seeing a black Santa would be too traumatizing for all these nice, upper-class white kids who have a laundry-list of very expensive shit that they MUST HAVE!

They would probably start crying and screaming, and generally making a scene.

screamrofl
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 579237


Birmingham, AL, is about 80% black so we have all that all worked out years ago. Simply take your kid to see Santa when he is the same ethnic group as you are. No problem and everybody is happy.

If you arrive and Santa is not a match, just come back another day or shift. Tell the kids the line is too long or some such should you arrive at the wrong time.

Of course many just don't really care in the first place.
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy
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Re: Why aren't there any black Santas in the malls?
My favorite is the Khazar Santa...

when you sit on thier lap, they steal your g*yims wallet !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 579255


ROFL!!!
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