Has a Woman ever invented anything worth while?

OP, are you still mad at your wife for getting you body wash, etc for Christmas?

Women are creators not inventors.

Mystery Inventors
We'll probably never know how many women inventors there were. That's because in the early years of the United States, a woman could not get a patent in her own name. A patent is considered a kind of property, and until the late 1800s laws forbade women in most states from owning property or entering into legal agreements in their own names. Instead, a woman's property would be in the name of her father or husband.

For example, many people believe that Sybilla Masters was the first American woman inventor. In 1712 she developed a new corn mill, but was denied a patent because she was a woman. Three years later the patent was filed successfully in her husband's name.

I think, Women certainly helped men invent quite a few things. Such as the washing machine, stove/oven, electricity, cars, trains, planes...well dang! most everything, come to think of it. (not counting stupid men and women.) :)

way too much too list so you will have to check the link out yourself.

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Besides blow jobs as you say here are just a few:Women Inventors
Famous women inventors - learn about women inventing in traditionally male fields and why women are a minority of patent holders and how that is rapidly changing.

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Randi Altschul
Randice-Lisa Altschul invented the world's first disposable cell phone.
Dr. Betsy Ancker-Johnson
Dr. Betsy Ancker-Johnson was the third woman inventor elected to the National Academy oF engineering.
Mary Anderson
Mary Anderson invented the windshield wiper. Anderson was issued a patent for the wipers in 1905.
Virginia Apgar
Apgar invented a newborn scoring system or "Apgar Score" for assessing the health of newborn infants.
Barbara Askins
Developed a totally new way of processing film.
Patricia Bath
The first African American woman doctor to receive a patent for a medical invention.
Miriam E. Benjamin
Ms. Benjamin was the second black woman inventor to receive a patent. She received a patent for an invention she called a "Gong and Signal Chair for Hotels".
Patricia Billings
Patricia Billings invented a indestructible and fireproof building material called Geobond®.
Katherine Blodgett
Invented the non-reflecting glass.
Bessie Blount
Blount invented a device to help disabled people eat with less difficulty.
Sarah Boone
An improvement to the ironing board was invented by African American Sarah Boone on April 26, 1892.
Rachel Fuller Brown
Rachel Brown co-invented Nystatin, the world's first useful antifungal antibiotic.
Josephine Garis Cochran
In 1886, Josephine Cochran invented the first practical dishwasher.
Martha J. Coston
Martha Coston invented a pyrotechnic signaling system known as maritime signal flares.
Dianne Croteau
Invented Actar 911, the CPR mannequin.
Marie Curie
Marie Curie also known as Madame Curie discovered radium and furthered x-ray technology.
Marion Donovan
The convenient disposable diaper was invented by New Yorker Marion Donovan in 1950.
Gertrude Belle Elion
Elion invented the leukemia-fighting drug 6-mercaptopurine, drugs that facilitated kidney transplants and other drugs for the treatment of cancer and leukemia.
Edith Flanigen
Flanigen was the inventor of a petroleum refining method and is considered one of the most inventive chemists of all time.
Helen Free
Free was the inventor of the home diabetes test.
Sally Fox
Sally Fox invented naturally-colored cotton.
Frances Gabe
Gabe invented the "Self Cleaning House".
Lillian Gilbreth
Lillian Moller Gilbreth was an inventor, author, industrial engineer, industrial psychologist, and mother of twelve children.
Sarah E. Goode
Sarah Goode was the first African American women to receive a U.S. patent.
Bette Nesmith Graham
Graham invented liquid paper, also known as White-Out™.
Temple Grandin
Temple Grandin invented livestock-handling devices.
KK Gregory
KK Gregory is the ten-year old inventor of Wristies®.
Ruth Handler
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Elizabeth Lee Hazen
Elizabeth Hazen co-invented Nystatin, the world's first useful antifungal antibiotic.
Beulah Henry
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Dorothy Crowfoot Hodgkin
Hodgkin used x-rays to find the structural layouts of atoms and to discover the overall molecular shape of over 100 molecules including: penicillin, vitamin B-12, vitamin D and insulin.
Krisztina Holly
Co-invented the telephony software called Visual Voice.
Erna Schneider Hoover
Hoover invented the computerized telephone switching system.
Grace Hopper
Grace Hopper was a computer inventor best known for the Mark computer series.
Mary Phelps Jacob
Mary Phelps Jacob invented the bra.
Amanda Theodosia Jones
Jones re-invented American food production by inventing vacuum packed canning.
Marjorie Stewart Joyner
Joyner invented a permanent wave machine that would allow a hairdo to stay set for days.
Anna Keichline
Architect, Anna Keichline created inventions for the home.
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Gabriele Knecht
Patented the Forward Sleeve design for creating clothing.
Margaret Knight
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Stephanie Louise Kwolek
Kwolek invented a material five times stronger than steel called Kevlar.
Hedy Lamarr
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Ada Lovelace
Wrote a scientific paper in 1843 that anticipated the development of computer software artificial intelligence and computer music.
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Ann Moore
Invented the Snugli baby carrier.
Krysta Morlan
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Ellen Ochoa
Ochoa invented optical analysis systems and was the world's first Hispanic female astronaut.
Alice Parker
Alice Parker invented a new and improved gas heating furnace.
Betty Rozier and Lisa Vallino
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Patsy Sherman
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Valerie Thomas
Received a patent in 1980 for inventing an illusion transmitter.
Ann Tsukamoto
The co-patenter of a process to isolate the human stem cell.
Harriet Tubman
Harriet Tubman was considered the "Moses of the Civil War" for her work on the underground railroads.
Madame Walker
Madame Walker was a St. Louis washerwoman-turned-entrepreneur, who in 1905 invented a method to soften and smooth African American hair.
Mary Walton
Walton invented several anti-pollution devices during the Industrial Revolution.
Carol Wior
Invented the Slimsuit, a slimming swimsuit.
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Women invented the taking of hostages for ransom...

this has been their most successful invention...

and it evolved into kidnapping, alimony, paliomony...

and the most successful one ever child support...

What you should ask op is how many women invented weapons of mass destructions or weapons and inventions that kill and destroy.
Not many if any.
Thats one of the many reasons I consider them to be far superior to us.

Without your MOTHER, you would not exist.

Men are pretty expendable.

Women are not.

Cooking, agriculture and trading are inventions by women, I'm sure.
Men are too busy hunting, fighting wars and being the boss to waste their precious time and intelligence on lesser tasks.

Yes, plenty of things..including every man that has ever walked the Earth.

I knew someone who marketed patent ideas and he said women, by far, came up with better and more ideas than men.

Men were just more likely to market their ideas.

Well, I always when I wonder which sex invented these little items...

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That's about the best thing in the whole wide world.

ask Thomas Edison. i think he had a few women working in his lab that he ripped ideas off of and gave them no credit.

That was beautiful, EvE.
Thanks.
Sounds like you should know!!

OP is a high service to self, one of the tactics of control is convince the target that it has no value, decrease the moral, break the mind, and then slave.
Your days are counted, I hope you awake.

agriculture! men where hunters & gatherers.

I'd like to thank all of you who took the time to "look it up" and show us what women have contributed!

Actually, no. Although I did take a shower and forgot to put any of it on but she didn't mention it.

Damn it Man ! or rather Woman ! Just looking at those things hurt.

We invented the term "Jerk" and can sniff one out a mile away.

Women have invented a load of good stuff.

But, more importantly, guys, think about this.

If all women disappeared from the world in the next 5 minutes, three days later the world would look, and smell, like a smoky brawling bar, at oh-dark thirty in the morning.

Treat yer women good, guys!

Soooooo. What are you trying to say? Comon, get off the fence.

Damn it Woman, I wasn't trying to pick on you.
Quick, some one start a, "Did A BLACK PERSON EVER INVENT ANYTHING THREAD."

Well, my current GLP name is Mandingo Bumpongo X, so I think it's fairly obvious I'm a guy!

A guy who appreciates women!

"Without your MOTHER, you would not exist.

Men are pretty expendable.

Women are not."

Without men there would be no children....

Remember, not that long ago, women had to write under male pen names, had to have their inventions patented by others, etc.

We weren't allowed to express ourselves AS intelligent women.

The beautiful Hedy Lamarr...


Height: 5' 7"
Nickname: The Most Beautiful Woman In Film

Born: Nov 9, 1913
Died: Jan 19, 2000 (87 years)

Birth Name: Hedwig Eva Maria Kiesler
Raised in: Vienna, Austria



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Was co-inventor of frequency hopping/communication system...




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