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Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/26/2008 06:39 PM
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
I want a mokey, too!
 Quoting: I Am Spartacus

buy one


Jack's Pet Center
(406) 453-1821
508 Central Ave, Great Falls, MT 59401
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
Maybe they lease them?
 Quoting: SHR

nope to own


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12/26/2008 06:44 PM
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
whats a MOKEY??
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12/26/2008 07:03 PM
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
you can buy and have them as pets in Tx. I use to want one but have heard they are mean and sometimes dangerous. Still, it would be cool if they just hung around in the trees
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 548972

lol...I just got an image of Omega's place, tall trees, TPTB sneaking in...then out of nowhere...

Death from above!!! Carefully trained, ninja guard monkeys fly out of the trees and take down TPTB before they knew what hit them!

Fade to Omega sitting back in a chair with a beer in hand, handing out treats to the ninja monkeys for another job well done...

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12/26/2008 07:05 PM
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
whats a MOKEY??
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It's what happens to GLP keyboards on a friday night... dasbier
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falldown

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12/26/2008 07:08 PM
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Hmm...DoZ go stealth on us?
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This thread needs more cowbell!

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12/26/2008 07:13 PM
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
Yep, don't buy no Afican clawed frogs neither cause they are prohibited in Montana and they can live in your septic tank and grow to enormous size and escape to claw people to death.

Read all about it here ...

[link to www.thewesternnews.com]

“Some 65 Montanans are learning this difficult biology lesson right now,” said Tim Feldner, Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks commercial wildlife permit coordinator. “They recently purchased a grow-a-frog kit that included an African clawed frog, a species prohibited in Montana.”
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12/26/2008 09:04 PM
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
i would let it roam free... hf
 Quoting: Daughter of zion


...which is why you can't own a monkey in Montana.

If a cat turns feral out on its own, how holy wild do you think an abandoned monkey would be?

Too many abandoned animals in this state already. I'm feeding one right now.

Frickin people drop dogs, cats off out in the wild like they are gonna survive out here all on their own. Best they can hope for is to freeze to death (relatively painless if it happens overnight, really painful if they survive with frostbite and then lose their ears, paws whatever). Or maybe they will just be torn apart by coyotes or wolves. Or slowly starve when it gets too cold for even mice and packrats to stir around.

Personally I would like to take a horsewhip to people who abandon animals. The least the sacks of shit could do is take the poor thing to a shelter.

meh
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12/26/2008 09:05 PM
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
Are there any upscale Chinese resturants in the area?
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12/28/2008 05:43 PM

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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
ok we have this pet store they sell monkeys. but they said people in Montana cant own them ..that we would have to buy them and take them out of state.... wtf
 Quoting: Daughter of zion


Same story in the U.K. with those snooper gadgets- the ones that alert you when there are traffic police in the area, clocking your speed.

You're allowed to buy them, but it's against the law to use them.. lol, typical police logic. I wonder; there's no jail sentence if you're caught- only a hefty fine maybe?

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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
Anyone who puts an animal in a cage deserves to be fucking shot dead.

NO MORE CAGES!!

i would let it roam free... hf
 Quoting: Daughter of zion

Yes, monkeys would survive well in Montana. rolleyes
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12/28/2008 06:09 PM
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Re: Here in Montana we can buy mokeys but cant own them???
OR...
You get them a fake ID and baptismal certificate. Claim the emancipation solved the 'ownership' issue.
Hire them a lawyer and press unlawful restraint when they are taken away. Get the bottom feeders (lawyers and politicos) at each others throats.

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