YOU KNOW YOU´RE A GLP ADDICT WHEN....

when your about to break up with your girlfriend and reading GLP while talking to her....
yes im doing this right now

yea,,,,it is true here

Trinity!

THAT´S ME!!!!!!

oh and when you can name more glp members than people you know in real life

when you press refresh until something moves.

you see something on the news and run to GLP and start timing to see how long it takes someone to make an ASSHAT statement about it.

you keep going to it even though you think most people on it are total idiots if not outright delusional fruits.

It´s the first thing you do when you wake, the last thing you do before you sleep and everything in between.

but ican quit if i want to

"but ican quit if i want to"

That´s a good one! Well thought of

throughout your day, you say "i cant wait to tell GLP" more than twice

All that aside though, I cant think of anywhere to actually come for all current events in the world that matter more than here. The mainstream media are either a week behind or never bother period. The indy news sites have a little but this place has new reports a few light seconds after they hit the servers.

I know why the governments bought this place! Better than their own intel offices :)

things that are posted here make more sense to you than any conversations you may have IRL

its true. this is my one stop place for humor, anger, news, and inspiration. if cheeseburgers popped out of my disc drive i´d never leave.

Oh my god! I think I´m an addict!

"Oh my god! I think I´m an addict!"

I found out the hard way with cigarettes as well. Wasn´t until the packets started telling me that I realised.

hehehe

when you´re at work and you hear big news ..first thought is "I bet it´s already on GLP!!"

when your on it for 8 or more hours a day, and have a GLP windows open all the time!!!

You determine if you can "trust" someone or not by thinking..."maybe I should tell them about GLP"...and worry they will think you are NUTS!!

its so sad cuz im all these...especially the last one mentioned...

Well I don`t do all those things that were mentioned,what u said makes sense.I guess It`s time to give it up,thanks op

You search the forum for FED´s and TOID....

:o)

nod to 844
my blood :)

Anonymous Coward
1/12/2005
8:52 pm EST


Inverse the role you will understand the Matrix

:o)

...you run a comp line to th bathroom





no I haven´t ;)

When you see "Blue" mentioned you don´t think of the color!!

(we need an icon for poo hitting the fan!)

...it is time to get up in the morning when you realize you were never down...

these are GREAT!! and so true!! Yikes!

1. You´d rather read the threads on GLP then have sex (or) eat chocolate.

2. You have GLP listed under your favs. @ work.

3. You know more about people that visit this board then you do about your own family members.

4. When your computer goes down, you find yourself making-up excuses to be somewhere else to use another computer.

5. You find yourself composing articles off-line on your word-processor proggie to post on GLP.

6. You have become the "ALL-TIME" champion cut-and-paster.

7. The dishes are in the sink, the foods´ not been cooked, the kids unbathed, and here you are...

8. Close friends/family members wonder if you have died.

9. A group of very friendly individuals dressed in white have entered your house, and keep talking about the need "For an intervention" @ this point.

And, (drum-roll please)

10. Your butt is shaped like the leather office-chair you reside in!