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My boyfriend and I went to the bar on new years eve. He had a lot to
drink. The next morning at 8:45 he was still drunk, I wake up to him
pissing on my cleen close on the floor. I was so angry. Words could
not even discribe my feelings. So I go down stars and on the steps was
more wet spots. On top of that I go to take a nap with my 2 year old
like always and like always I go to get the blanked in the closet and
in front of it was a big soping wet spot like the size of a pillow. On
top of that the the door was open and my kids bed is near it to. Why
do drunk idiots do this. Some one please tell me. This is not the only
time this hapend. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!
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01/02/2009 11:13 PM
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hum...figure it for yourself,,,,,not on the internet
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Re: drunk boyfriend on new years eve
what a moron! what a drunk sun of a bitch! you have a kid? and have some boyfriend who's not house broken? bummer!
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01/02/2009 11:15 PM
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Re: drunk boyfriend on new years eve
sounds like you didn't find Mr. right, but found Mr. Currently in stock. maybe time to trade in on a new model..maybe one that is housebroken?
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01/02/2009 11:16 PM
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Re: drunk boyfriend on new years eve
He's an alcoholic and has lost control maybe?
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Re: drunk boyfriend on new years eve
hum...figure it for yourself,,,,,not on the internet
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errr...why not the internet,,,,,?
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Re: drunk boyfriend on new years eve
sounds like a keeper
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sounds like a keeper
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laugh
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01/02/2009 11:20 PM
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Re: drunk boyfriend on new years eve
Make the filthy bastard clean it up and kick his ass out.

What a swine.

Next he'll shit the bed.
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01/02/2009 11:21 PM

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Re: drunk boyfriend on new years eve
do we have "dear abby" written all over us?

go here
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01/02/2009 11:21 PM
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Stopped reading after the first half sentence.
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At least he made it out of bed...
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Re: drunk boyfriend on new years eve
Maybe he was doing his Mini Me impression from the Surreal Life episode when he peed in the corner....
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Re: drunk boyfriend on new years eve
do we have "dear abby" written all over us?

go here
[link to dearabbyhelpmeimafuckingloser.com]
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


Always so kind...

You look like someone I knew in Middle Island, NY a few years back.
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01/02/2009 11:28 PM
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Re: drunk boyfriend on new years eve
you type fucked up OP.

been doing meth?

or just low IQ?

tak a toul wiip up da piis kleen up da mess.
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01/02/2009 11:30 PM
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Re: drunk boyfriend on new years eve
It sounds like he was just disoriented in his sleep and wasn't awake to be able to find the bathroom. He was sleepwalking, found a door, thought it was the bathroom so he peed.

Nothing personal, but maybe you shouldn't be letting guys stay overnight when your kids are there, unless you're engaged and know them well enough to know you want him forever, that there's a commitment going on and a date set. (It's better for the kids not to have mommy's boyfriends almost pissing on them).
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01/02/2009 11:33 PM
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Re: drunk boyfriend on new years eve
It sounds like he was just disoriented in his sleep and wasn't awake to be able to find the bathroom. He was sleepwalking, found a door, thought it was the bathroom so he peed.

Nothing personal, but maybe you shouldn't be letting guys stay overnight when your kids are there, unless you're engaged and know them well enough to know you want him forever, that there's a commitment going on and a date set. (It's better for the kids not to have mommy's boyfriends almost pissing on them).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 584872


Not to mention that your two year old will have trouble learning potty training if a grown man is pissing all over the place.

Sets a bad example.
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01/02/2009 11:38 PM
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Re: drunk boyfriend on new years eve
Sorry to hear of this

when people abuse alcohol, the alcohol starts doing the talking, 'don it?

If he can't control his drinking in the future, it is time to put your foot down. If its a first time, just make him help clean up.
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Re: drunk boyfriend on new years eve
My boyfriend and I went to the bar on new years eve. He had a lot to
drink. The next morning at 8:45 he was still drunk, I wake up to him
pissing on my cleen close on the floor. I was so angry. Words could
not even discribe my feelings. So I go down stars and on the steps was
more wet spots. On top of that I go to take a nap with my 2 year old
like always and like always I go to get the blanked in the closet and
in front of it was a big soping wet spot like the size of a pillow. On
top of that the the door was open and my kids bed is near it to. Why
do drunk idiots do this. Some one please tell me. This is not the only
time this hapend. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: kiss it 491841


ATTENTION:

newsflash

He is an alcoholic. Do NOT MARRY him. LEAVE him NOW!!!

newsflash

ATTENTION
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Always so kind...

 Quoting: Joyce Junior


oh thats a halo? i thought it was just ring around the collar. take tylenol for any headaches, midol for any cramps.
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The Queen Of Mean / VENOMmennonn

*Dont fuck with me; ill jump on my menstrual cycle & run your ass over ;)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The universe responds NOT to what you want.....it responds to what you are being.......are you being what you want?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
the karma cafe has no menus. you get served what you deserve
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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Visit The Official GLP Store
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The People Vs Larry Flynt
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you've heard a lot here today and I won't try to go back over it all. But you have to go back in that room and make some decisions and there is one thing I want to make very clear to you before you do. I'm not trying to convince you that you should like what Larry Flynt does. I don't like what he does. But what I do like is... that I live in a country... where you and I can make that decision for ourselves. I like that I live in a country where I can pick up Hustler magazine... read it if I want... or throw it in the trash, if that's where I think it belongs. Or better yet I can express my opinion by not buying it. I like that right. I care about it. And you should care about it, too... because we live in a free country. We say that a lot, but sometimes we forget what that means, so listen again. We live in a free country. That is a powerful idea. That's a magnificent way to live. But there is a price for that freedom, which is that sometimes... we have to tolerate things that we don't necessarily like. So go back in that room... where you are free to think whatever you want to think... about Larry Flynt and Hustler magazine. But then ask yourselves if you want to make that decision for the rest of us... because the freedom that everyone in this room enjoys... is, in a very real way, in your hands. If we start throwing up walls against what some of us think is obscene... we may wake up one morning and realize... that walls have been thrown upin places we never expected... and we can't see anythingor... do anything. And that's not freedom. That is not freedom. So, be careful. Thank you."
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never never bring a drunk guy home .
they take hours to finish. the smile on their face with
drool hanging out of their mouth, banging you for hours, never ending.
no more drunk guys!!!
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01/02/2009 11:44 PM
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i can't believe you need to be told what is happening.
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How is it you have a boyfriend of drinking age if you can't spell clean or clothes?

ohmygawd.. You have a kid too?

Not to be the spelling police, but eegads..

wtf
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01/03/2009 12:18 AM
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ROTFLMAO!!
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Re: drunk boyfriend on new years eve
My boyfriend and I went to the bar on new years eve. He had a lot to
drink. The next morning at 8:45 he was still drunk, I wake up to him
pissing on my cleen close on the floor. I was so angry. Words could
not even discribe my feelings. So I go down stars and on the steps was
more wet spots. On top of that I go to take a nap with my 2 year old
like always and like always I go to get the blanked in the closet and
in front of it was a big soping wet spot like the size of a pillow. On
top of that the the door was open and my kids bed is near it to. Why
do drunk idiots do this. Some one please tell me. This is not the only
time this hapend. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: kiss it 491841





I'll never be able to figure out why braindead women, are attracted to these slime-sucking maggot types...


Oh well...

You get precisely what you deserve.
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Re: drunk boyfriend on new years eve
never never bring a drunk guy home .
they take hours to finish. the smile on their face with
drool hanging out of their mouth, banging you for hours, never ending.
no more drunk guys!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 577349



damn I can't even get started when drunk
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Re: drunk boyfriend on new years eve
How is it you have a boyfriend of drinking age if you can't spell clean or clothes?

ohmygawd.. You have a kid too?

Not to be the spelling police, but eegads..

wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 475553


You missed "blanked" for "blanket".
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Re: drunk boyfriend on new years eve
How is it you have a boyfriend of drinking age if you can't spell clean or clothes?

ohmygawd.. You have a kid too?

Not to be the spelling police, but eegads..

wtf


You missed "blanked" for "blanket".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 565279



lol There is tons more, but those hit me first.
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Re: drunk boyfriend on new years eve
How is it you have a boyfriend of drinking age if you can't spell clean or clothes?

ohmygawd.. You have a kid too?

Not to be the spelling police, but eegads..

wtf


You missed "blanked" for "blanket".



lol There is tons more, but those hit me first.
 Quoting: Tangwystyl

After reading it a few more times, I saw how bad it really was.

I figure, it's someone's pathetic attempt at attention whoring.
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Maybe you are a perfect yin yang couple. What he lacks in bladder control he makes up with spelling skills.
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Re: drunk boyfriend on new years eve
You both sound a few tacos short of a combination plate, but I'd say the guy probably thought he made it to the bathroom when he pre-soaked your clothes. Put your linens in the washer and tell him not to drink anymore--he's setting a bad example for your kid.

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