I just talked to my old lover, ask me anything.

Did she put it in a jar and tie a ribbon around it and put it in her hope chest - as in, I hope he does that again?

she did things to me that blew my mind.
she still loves me after all these years.
most of my ex's have given up....

sounds like a predator?

Do you like being prey?

in this case....yes

So how many times a week do you two, well you know, need a hip replacement?

back in the day we couldn't keep our hands off each other.
its been awhile. she still seems way in.....
we'll see....

2 words....big boobs.
gulp!

So what the fuck are you doing here talking about? Go get her, get your end wet and talk to her.
You have GLP's permission now snap to it!

That's an order!

Yes sir, sarge sir.
It will take some time.
She lives about 500 miles away.
It will happen.
Sir yes sir.

oh. i thought you were that Cougar whacko.

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LOL
At ease soldier

For now.

Maybe that was the reason it was the last time?

In some countries it's considered the height of bad manners if you don't jizz on everything all the time. Maybe he's from France?

PICS OR HIT THE STICKS

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why?

Why? Duh! This guy jizzes on shoes, he must have a wealth of information to tap

Did you lick it off her boot after you did that like a real woman would of made you do for jizzin on her shoe of hers? Thas right baby! Mamma likes it...

Lick it all up!

Normally, I'd say ewwww, but I've got a thing for half-naked red's with medieval weapons.

Five hundred miles is not much distance compared to a hard penis driven by fond memories of great and occasionally kinky sex. If that were one of my favorite ex's I'd be on a plane or in the car and on the road within an hour two of confirming that they have the time and want to see you again - and FAST!

Love is a wonderous thing an when it comes along, don't ignore it's knock. It may not come back in this lifetime - at least not with that person.

I met and married the great love of my life. My soul mate. I fucked it up. Cheated a lot. Just hit and run stuff, but I cheated constantly for 8 out of 9 years. She did't. She ignored the worst of it, pretended to believe my lies and generally forgave me. Then finally she found someone else and convinced herself she was in love with him. They had an affair and we divorced. That was 1984. We've been friends forever. We talked within weeks of her remarriage. She was not happy. I remarried and had a child. We still talked. I was miserable. She divorced. I divorced. She was dating someone, I was dating someone. Yet all thru it we kept on talking. We began to get together now and then. And we have been doing so for the past 22 years now. Same time, Next year. Even a little place in San Luis Obispo CA on the ocean. We have a glorious weekend and go back to our lives. I saw her new breasts, a facelift, her tush lifted, her tummy tucked, and she's seen my going bald, the plugs going in, and the hair coming back. She's seen me working out with a trainer 4 times a week and looking like an adonis. And she's seen me tipping the scales at 240 and depressed as hell. Yet thru it all, we love. Still.

I wish it had been different. We're not both almost 60. It's time to admit we should have gotten back together years ago. The current spouses and or partners will get over it. We don't have forever left now. The time is drawing to a close. She went thru a cancer scare a year ago. I went nuts thinking of what my life would be like with her not in in this world and a part of me just as she's always been since 1975 when we first met. Finally we're making the arrangements we should have made years ago when "life" go in the way. Maybe it's not too late. Or if it is too late, we're going to go for the few shreds of happiness we may still be able to gather. I'd rather have a year with her than ten without her.She feels the same. And while there still is sex after 60, it's not that intense passionate stuff of your thirties and forties. That's gone forever. But what replaces it is a deep and loving friendship and a caring about each other that has never faltered in all these years.

Don't waste the time we did. Take what you can have now. Grab it and hold on like never before. You only do get one time round. I've got an affair thats lasted a quarter of a century. How I wish it had been a marriage. The days we did have were great - but I wish I'd had them all. Not just a piece here and there. Learn from my my mistakes. Get in the car or on a plane and try. You have NOTHING to loose and everything (far more than you'd dream) to gain.

lol

this guy just admitted he jizzed on her boot and suddenly someone would think it's gross to lick it off?

lol

Oh! My thinking is don't stop there!
Make the dude lick it off!
lol

LOL
Yeah well, you see, um.
Fuck. What do you say to that?

Go jizzlobber!
What's worse? licking toe jam, licking jizz, licking jizz off toejam, or seeing some half-bonered guy jizzing on your $200 shoes?

What's worse?
Getting on a forum and telling everyone about it. Ha!

BTW Red, you're totally in

I think you need your own thread for that
You are pouring your heart out and this is a thread about captain jizzlobber.
Also loose is spelled lose.
Peace

Shoe fetish much?

Too bad that same "shoe" wasn't thrown at GDub....

What?

Oh, dubya. Sorry I spaced
Don't worry I'm sure dub has had his fair share of jizz-covered things plastered to his face

thanks for the thoughts 400833.
i have a number of exes.
at least a couple i might have stayed with.
most of them are tired of me, but this girl still holds a candle.
there is another ex of mine more like yours.
she went Christian and i'm afraid that is it for us.
like you said, maybe not in this lifetime.
i see the urgency....

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after i jizzed on her shoe, i asked her to take me home.
she asked if i wanted to hang out.
i said no take me home.

(i was actually kind of messed up over it since i had just broken up with another girl.)

then we didn't talk until last night.

she was actually wearing some birkenstocks or something like that. so some of it got on her foot. it was I suckpy.

Keep going OP; this is great stuff for my new screenplay. I'll send you and yours tickets to the premier.

the scene starts with us sitting on a bench in a park with noone else around. it is early afternoon, a little chilly, and lots of trees.

we go through the pretense of small talk and then i start going for the boobies like a moth to a flame.

it starts pouring rain, so we go over to the building that is nearby. we start making out hard core. she whips out the massive juggs and i whip out the lady killer.

i enter therein and it is heaven. its raining, she's moanin and i'm almost.....hold it.....too long....

i pull it out at the last second and a big long streak of jizz comes flying right out. (for years i wondered if i didn't get some of it IN THERE and had a little me just waiting to track me down...)

when i saw it plop on her foot, i made a noise like, "uh."
then she asked if i wanted to hang out or go to the mall or something.
i said no, take me home.