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Simple but Entrenched Blasphemies against God

 
Dr_Kynes
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Simple but Entrenched Blasphemies against God
If you grasp these blasphemies against God....you will either look at the Bible with new respect or you will fall by the wayside and suffer:

The following are abominations and blasphemies against God because they lead an individual of the path of faith in Jesus to eternal death:

1) Belief in Evolution - calls God a Liar

2) Prayer to Saints - "the dead know nothing" and there is no mediator between God and man other than in the person of Jesus Christ. Praying to saints is necromancy (communing with the dead....opening one up to demonic influence)

3) Refusal to beleive in the Sabbath of God.....substituting sunday as sabbath is a rejection of the 10 commandments

4) Beleif in "the immortal soul" is a doctrine of Demons....Only God is immortal and only those at the end of the age who died in the Lord will have eternal life

5) Beleif in purgatory or probationary hell after a man/woman dies
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Simple but entrenched blasphemies against God

1. That God is male.

2. That God as a son. A son is the product of a sexual relationship between a mother and a father. There is no other way of having a son except a sexual relationship.
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Simple but entrenched blasphemies against God

3. That God demands a sacrifice before God can grant forgiveness. If your child breaks a lamp, you don't require him to kill the neighbor's cat before you can forgive him. In the same way, God never needed a sacrifice of Jesus or anyone else before God will grant forgiveness.

4. That the Bible is God's word. The Bible is man's word. It even says so. Several of Paul's letters start with "Yo homies it's Paul..." Why would God write that?

5. Revelations is not a book of prophecy and it's not a book about the future. The last book of the Bible, known in its proper name as "The Apocalypse of John," is about the salvation of one single soul - John of Patmos. The Apocalypse is salvation. Every time a soul is saved, the world ends.
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Simple but entrenched blasphemies against God

6. That God favors a particular ethnic group, language, or cultural mode of worship. Isn't it strange how everyone who believes that God favors a particular race or culture always thinks it's them?

7. God does not care about what you do with your penis or vagina half so much as you do. Every time you walk in the woods, you get covered in plant semen - that is, pollen. That's how much God respects your chastity.
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you all approved in my satanic church :D
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Simple but entrenched blasphemies against God

3. That God demands a sacrifice before God can grant forgiveness. If your child breaks a lamp, you don't require him to kill the neighbor's cat before you can forgive him. In the same way, God never needed a sacrifice of Jesus or anyone else before God will grant forgiveness.

4. That the Bible is God's word. The Bible is man's word. It even says so. Several of Paul's letters start with "Yo homies it's Paul..." Why would God write that?

5. Revelations is not a book of prophecy and it's not a book about the future. The last book of the Bible, known in its proper name as "The Apocalypse of John," is about the salvation of one single soul - John of Patmos. The Apocalypse is salvation. Every time a soul is saved, the world ends.
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I agree with each and every one of your observations, and I offer the following comment with respect to the Christian assertion that the Bible is the word of God.

I have studied various versions of the Bible for over fifty years, and have found the book to be nothing mere than a badly written compilation of geographical and historical inaccuracies, scientific absurdities, incoherent dreams and visions, mystic symbolism, confusing theologies, filthy vulgarities, unimaginable brutalities, unfulfilled prophecies and hundreds of self contradictions (thousands if comparisons are made of purported direct quotations). The ultimate act of blasphemy is to ascribe such garbage to the Perfect Being.

I once was a Bible believing Christian; a baptized, born again, glory halleluiah-ing, Jesus-is-coming Christian. And then I read the Bible, really read it for the very first time. I was about twelve years old, and I found contradiction after contradiction in the book. I have been researching it ever since, and I am amazed that there could even be a single human being who could read it cover to cover and still accept it as being the complete, inspired and inerrant word of God.

But perhaps I'm wrong. Perhaps I misinterpret the divine words which proclaim that man was made in the image and likeness of God. Perhaps, we really are somehow like this Old Testament God. This would logically mean, of course, that He is somehow like us: less than perfect at all times and absolutely ignorant and unscrupulous on occasions; a fallible God for a fallible humanity. I am willing, therefore, to consider that the Bible is the word of God if Christians are willing to admit their God is nothing more than a miscreant of below-average intelligence, and questionable morality. The Bible: the imperfect works of an imperfect being.

Perhaps the ultimate absurdity is that Christians cannot agree among themselves what the Bible says. They proclaim that God is not the author of confusion, but they unwittingly live their lives proving that He is.

OK, I'm done ranting.
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Perhaps the ultimate absurdity is that Christians cannot agree among themselves what the Bible says. They proclaim that God is not the author of confusion, but they unwittingly live their lives proving that He is.

 Quoting: The Professor 660063


Wonderfully stated observation!

Actually, I think there is a LOT of good stuff in the Bible too. Ecclesiastes can be a very comforting book in times of suffering. The parables of Jesus are uplifting. Jesus also spends a lot of time sniping against the ignorant religious authorities in his day, who believed the words of a book instead of looking for the living God in the world and in creation itself.

Though it was rejected by the Council of Nicea, the Gospel of Thomas is one of my favorite religious/philosophical books out there.

While the Bible is clearly the work of man, it isn't wholly empty of spiritual goodness.
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Simple but entrenched blasphemies against God

1. That God is male.

2. That God as a son. A son is the product of a sexual relationship between a mother and a father. There is no other way of having a son except a sexual relationship.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 801561



Right, what rock did you just crawl out from under?

"There is no other way of having a son except a sexual relationship." Are you sure you want to stick to that statement as absolute truth, no other way?

I'm curious.
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The biggest blasphemy is written on US currency.

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