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HELL NO!! I just got the shit whooped out of me by some kid in racing cars and fighting

 
TanHondaCivic
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HELL NO!! I just got the shit whooped out of me by some kid in racing cars and fighting
So I strait up whooped this stupid kid on both worlds, racin and fightin.

Heavens to megatroid! I just turned 36 my mom got me this sensible honda civic with excellent gas milage. My fault I suppose for berating a rouge on his shoddily built mustang shit at the fuckin light!!!!!

He was like lets go BITCH and we took off when the light turned, burnin tire (he was), all the way to second, scratched thrd and busted my ass by more than three car lengths!!

SO im all pissed cuz my ladyfriend was in the car and he said, nay demanded to "pull her titties out ". So I exit my vehicle and he is "like AW SHIT" and conceals a small wooden club and yells "IM like what Bitch!!" and uses the device to cracked my windshield with that shit. I challenge him to settle this with fisticuffs like gentlemen and we started fihttin cuz an I jump on him while my female companion all screamin and shit rendering his club useless at this point however he uses his fist to punch my face and twisting my fingers and shit.

I yell "CALL 911!!!" to the other while he bustin my ass! He then stole my ass a couple more times with my dome peice and bounced up out that bitch in a jiffy!!

He peeled out, used and obsence gesture and yelled "fuck u old man ill beat the shit out yo ass too honkey!! Haha!!" while breaking traffic laws and made some dumbshit slam on the brakes like an asshole!! HAHA! Can you believe that shit man!! WTF is this world COMIN TO!!

The strangest thing? He was as white as Renee Zellweger's ASS!
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LoL.

Pure comedy genius
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01/10/2009 03:38 AM
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you should have got his plate number so you tell his mommy on him.
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dang near pissed my pants
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knee slapper
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This is pretty retarded really... much more funnier things to read/watch. Your effort of trying to use "ebonics" or whatever the hell your trying to do is a total fail.
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I understood very little of that could your repeat it? In English this time.
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01/11/2009 02:00 AM
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boy racers these days got their own
slang for various types of driving
op's either a bored 12 yr old or 61 yr old- LOL
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I understood very little of that could your repeat it? In English this time.
 Quoting: all2human


This thread was in response to an earlier thread by another user.


The response was funnier than the original, after reading the original first

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That sucked up till this..."The strangest thing? He was as white as Renee Zellweger's ASS!" ! Thread rescue at it's finest!
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Re: HELL NO!! I just got the shit whooped out of me by some kid in racing cars and fighting
So I strait up whooped this stupid kid on both worlds, racin and fightin.

Heavens to megatroid! I just turned 36 my mom got me this sensible honda civic with excellent gas milage. My fault I suppose for berating a rouge on his shoddily built mustang shit at the fuckin light!!!!!

He was like lets go BITCH and we took off when the light turned, burnin tire (he was), all the way to second, scratched thrd and busted my ass by more than three car lengths!!

SO im all pissed cuz my ladyfriend was in the car and he said, nay demanded to "pull her titties out ". So I exit my vehicle and he is "like AW SHIT" and conceals a small wooden club and yells "IM like what Bitch!!" and uses the device to cracked my windshield with that shit. I challenge him to settle this with fisticuffs like gentlemen and we started fihttin cuz an I jump on him while my female companion all screamin and shit rendering his club useless at this point however he uses his fist to punch my face and twisting my fingers and shit.

I yell "CALL 911!!!" to the other while he bustin my ass! He then stole my ass a couple more times with my dome peice and bounced up out that bitch in a jiffy!!

He peeled out, used and obsence gesture and yelled "fuck u old man ill beat the shit out yo ass too honkey!! Haha!!" while breaking traffic laws and made some dumbshit slam on the brakes like an asshole!! HAHA! Can you believe that shit man!! WTF is this world COMIN TO!!

The strangest thing? He was as white as Renee Zellweger's ASS!
 Quoting: TanHondaCivic 589883

You are 36
Your Mother purchased a car for you.
I can barely understand your post.
This....is what this world has become!!
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Oh...nevermind.
I get it now. You are making fun of someone. Carry on. :)
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Re: HELL NO!! I just got the shit whooped out of me by some kid in racing cars and fighting
combined together both of these troll posts are funny

Thread: HELL YEAH! I just whooped the shit out of this kid in racing cars and fighting!!
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Oh...nevermind.
I get it now. You are making fun of someone. Carry on. :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 554051


LoL.


A user earlier posted this:





So I strait up whooped this stupid kid on both worlds, racin and fightin.

I am a fuckin king son. Dont fuck with me. I just turned 16 my mom got me this sick ass mustang and I beat this kid at a stoplight, he had a fuckin weak ass leaf blower civic and was all talkin shit at the fuckin light!!!!!

I was like lets go BITCH and we took off when the light turned, burnin tire (I was), all the way to second, scratched thrd and busted his ass by more than three car lengths!!

SO hes all pissed cuz his girlfriend was in the car and I told that bitch to pull her titties out in front of him after I whooped that ass at the last light. So he fuckin opens his door to get out and I'm like AW SHIT, so I grab my little baseball bat from behind the seat and IM like what Bitch!!? And I fuckin cracked his windshield with that shit and we started fihttin cuz he jumped on me and his stupid ass girl is all screamin and shit and the bat is useless at this point so im straight up grapplin with his ass punchin him in the fuckin face and twisting his fingers and shit.

Hes yellin CALL 911!!! Hes tellin the other drivers to call 911 on me while im bustin his ass! So I stole his ass a couple more times in his dome peice and bounced up out that bitch in a jiffy!!

This dude in a dodge caravan is tellin me to come back and whoop his ass! I was like fuck u old man ill beat the shit out yo ass too honkey!! Haha!! So I peeled out and shot em all the bird as I fuckin ran the light and made some dumbshit slam on the brakes like an asshole!! HAHA! Can you believe that shit man!! WTF is this world COMIN TO!!





And the OP responded with this thread. So if you didn't read the original thread first, you wouldn't appreciate this latest response.


Hilarious.
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fake but funny, he made this because some little jerk made a thread like how he won in a race and a fight laugh
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01/11/2009 02:52 AM
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Yup...now it is funny.
I am such a tard!!

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OHHHHHHHHH. damn now I get it. This was done after that other post.

LOL
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Zellweger's, lol, butt cool2
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Fine job of coordinating the fiction in both posted troll threads.
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he was as white as shr's little cunt face!
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Dumbass at 36 and living at home driving momma's car you fucking pussy.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 609391

That's some funny as hell shit dude!
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Dumbass at 36 and living at home driving momma's car you fucking pussy.
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lol
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Thats what you get for not buying American!
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Thats what you get for not buying American!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 635899

blame his mom!
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dang near pissed my pants
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 550591

lol
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Re: HELL NO!! I just got the shit whooped out of me by some kid in racing cars and fighting
So I strait up whooped this stupid kid on both worlds, racin and fightin.

Heavens to megatroid! I just turned 36 my mom got me this sensible honda civic with excellent gas milage. My fault I suppose for berating a rouge on his shoddily built mustang shit at the fuckin light!!!!!

He was like lets go BITCH and we took off when the light turned, burnin tire (he was), all the way to second, scratched thrd and busted my ass by more than three car lengths!!

SO im all pissed cuz my ladyfriend was in the car and he said, nay demanded to "pull her titties out ". So I exit my vehicle and he is "like AW SHIT" and conceals a small wooden club and yells "IM like what Bitch!!" and uses the device to cracked my windshield with that shit. I challenge him to settle this with fisticuffs like gentlemen and we started fihttin cuz an I jump on him while my female companion all screamin and shit rendering his club useless at this point however he uses his fist to punch my face and twisting my fingers and shit.

I yell "CALL 911!!!" to the other while he bustin my ass! He then stole my ass a couple more times with my dome peice and bounced up out that bitch in a jiffy!!

He peeled out, used and obsence gesture and yelled "fuck u old man ill beat the shit out yo ass too honkey!! Haha!!" while breaking traffic laws and made some dumbshit slam on the brakes like an asshole!! HAHA! Can you believe that shit man!! WTF is this world COMIN TO!!

The strangest thing? He was as white as Renee Zellweger's ASS!
 Quoting: TanHondaCivic 589883


I can almost hear the banjo playing in the background.

Last Edited by Hillcrest on 03/20/2009 01:23 AM
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