HELL NO!! I just got the shit whooped out of me by some kid in racing cars and fighting

LoL.

Pure comedy genius

lmfao

you should have got his plate number so you tell his mommy on him.

dang near pissed my pants

knee slapper

This is pretty retarded really... much more funnier things to read/watch. Your effort of trying to use "ebonics" or whatever the hell your trying to do is a total fail.

I understood very little of that could your repeat it? In English this time.

boy racers these days got their own
slang for various types of driving
op's either a bored 12 yr old or 61 yr old- LOL

This thread was in response to an earlier thread by another user.


The response was funnier than the original, after reading the original first

Thread: HELL YEAH! I just whooped the shit out of this kid in racing cars and fighting!!

FaF, O.P.

That sucked up till this..."The strangest thing? He was as white as Renee Zellweger's ASS!" ! Thread rescue at it's finest!

You are 36
Your Mother purchased a car for you.
I can barely understand your post.
This....is what this world has become!!

Oh...nevermind.
I get it now. You are making fun of someone. Carry on. :)

combined together both of these troll posts are funny

Thread: HELL YEAH! I just whooped the shit out of this kid in racing cars and fighting!!

LoL.


A user earlier posted this:





So I strait up whooped this stupid kid on both worlds, racin and fightin.

I am a fuckin king son. Dont fuck with me. I just turned 16 my mom got me this sick ass mustang and I beat this kid at a stoplight, he had a fuckin weak ass leaf blower civic and was all talkin shit at the fuckin light!!!!!

I was like lets go BITCH and we took off when the light turned, burnin tire (I was), all the way to second, scratched thrd and busted his ass by more than three car lengths!!

SO hes all pissed cuz his girlfriend was in the car and I told that bitch to pull her titties out in front of him after I whooped that ass at the last light. So he fuckin opens his door to get out and I'm like AW SHIT, so I grab my little baseball bat from behind the seat and IM like what Bitch!!? And I fuckin cracked his windshield with that shit and we started fihttin cuz he jumped on me and his stupid ass girl is all screamin and shit and the bat is useless at this point so im straight up grapplin with his ass punchin him in the fuckin face and twisting his fingers and shit.

Hes yellin CALL 911!!! Hes tellin the other drivers to call 911 on me while im bustin his ass! So I stole his ass a couple more times in his dome peice and bounced up out that bitch in a jiffy!!

This dude in a dodge caravan is tellin me to come back and whoop his ass! I was like fuck u old man ill beat the shit out yo ass too honkey!! Haha!! So I peeled out and shot em all the bird as I fuckin ran the light and made some dumbshit slam on the brakes like an asshole!! HAHA! Can you believe that shit man!! WTF is this world COMIN TO!!





And the OP responded with this thread. So if you didn't read the original thread first, you wouldn't appreciate this latest response.


Hilarious.

fake but funny, he made this because some little jerk made a thread like how he won in a race and a fight

Yup...now it is funny.
I am such a tard!!

OHHHHHHHHH. damn now I get it. This was done after that other post.

LOL

[link to www.xtranormal.com]

ROTF

Zellweger's, lol, butt

Fine job of coordinating the fiction in both posted troll threads.
"5"

he was as white as shr's little cunt face!

Dumbass at 36 and living at home driving momma's car you fucking pussy.

That's some funny as hell shit dude!

lol

Thats what you get for not buying American!

blame his mom!

lol

I can almost hear the banjo playing in the background.

Last Edited by Hillcrest on 03/20/2009 01:23 AM